Salt M. Bank

I binged all the F&F movies right after Torque and Torque clears the latter four furious movies easy

Torque is one of the greatest movies ever made

It’s AI slop

Yikes what a trip seeing the Mandela effect happening in real time! People forgetting it’s always been spelled Lector? It’s Berenstain Bears all over again

"The head is the nutsack of the body when you are bald and upside down."
-ancient proverb, translated from French

Madness

I think he did all the marvel movies once, all the snl movies is about as tortuous

*Watching women reporters interview actors in the 1980s*
Woman actor: and the role was challenging but I had a lot of support from the crew and the director,
Man actor: *Hannibal Lecter sounds dipped in bourbon*

Small ink drawing of a Nile crocodile wearing Pit Vipers and a tank top, holding a splashing beer while saying, "eeeeeyyyy"

Sleazy crocodile 🐊

TERA CHAD Clavicular has been MOGGED by Iranian missile strikes in DUBAI, leaving him DEAD and AURALESS... only to be reborn as an anime horse girl?? watch "Umamusume: Pretty Derby – Lead the Charge Kurabikyura-kun!!!" on Crunchyroll today

The Mouthpiece, Quality Comics masked detective character, discovers a human trafficking ring which hides women inside of sharks.

An absolutely unhinged sequence, god bless Golden Age comics.

Pen and marker drawing of the King of the Dead from lord of the rings

Lord of the Rings King of the Dead commission

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Kg to lbs is easy bro all you have to do is multiply by 2, subtract 6%, divide by -1.1 and isoscelate the tesselation to the 3rd power and boom

Love Thomas’s monsters

He’s in the bone zone

Why are you yelling at me about Noam Chomsky Disco Brian? Was he in a Jim Carrey movie?

This post is about Jim Carrey

Destoroyah, a giant bat/bug monster

Judy, a giant grey monster spitting evil out of her mouth

The Xenomorph queen from Aliens

Laura Dern as Ellie Satler in jurassic park

Just thought I'd highlight some women worth celebrating (something I do every day!) on this International Women's Day.

I tried bungee jumping!
バンジーしましたっ☆

I love when movie poster art looks like it’s made by a guy with a bleeding brain

Godzilla Mothra MechaG and King Ghidoran cans of PBR

Gf saw PBR was doing Godzilla cans, so she decided she must have them all. Now we do

Docter would go on to add “look we love when those f———s design our characters, voice our characters, perform music we can use, storyboard our scenes, and manage our projects, things of that nature, but we prefer to have them ‘on’ the movie rather than ‘in’ the movie, ya know?”

A cigarette from Le Samouraï (1967) - 0:16:11

Le Samouraï (1967) - 0:16:11
Dir. Jean-Pierre Melville
Runtime 105 minutes
🚬 x 24, or one cigarette every 4.38 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/le-samourai/

Free Press some of the laziest reporters. ‘woman uses instagram’ is not a news story come on be real

Good interview with SZA, love the pun of AI standing for Anti-Intellectualism

I love the foreshortening on this dragon’s snout, like if a Borzoi dog was a mythic dragon

I've currently got openings in my schedule for the next month or two, im available for interiors, covers, commissions, spot illos, down for whatever! Heres some recent stuff, shares are appreciated! (Pt 1)...

I listened for a few seconds and noticed another car pulled up behind him at the intersection while he was ranting then said “hey that car behind you is waiting to go.” He got so mad and sped off even faster than before. Thank you for keeping our streets safe officer

I finished crossing the street to reach my bus stop and flipped off a driver in a truck for going thru the intersection too early. He sped away, circled back around a minute later to the same intersection pulled out a badge(?) and started screaming about how he was a cop and he knew the law. 1/2

Aaron explicitly questioned whether a genocide was even occurring