and they lived happily angst-free ever after <3

jk: okaaaay, dad just bared his scent gland, everybody! 👏🏼 that's a wrap! 👏🏼 we should all leave before my parents give me a sibling.👏🏼

jm: i love my husband so much i'm so glad we're back together

👤 i think you should stop reading fics about my husband and i, jiminssi. that's not healthy.

jm: can you tell your fic writers to chill with the angst, namjoon hyung? it's not healthy when it affects real relationships.

jm: listen, i have to keep things interesting to strengthen my bond with my alpha.

jk: i also sneaked dad inside the penthouse every midnight. he would crack open their bedroom door and stare tearily at appa while he slept.

yg: ...

jk: he also inhaled lungfuls of appa's scent before he left. he said it's called yearning.

yg: and you didn't even leave the building. you only moved to our unit two floors down.

jm: are you gonna take me back, hyung? •̅ɞ•̅

yg: we never broke up, baby. you were just having your diva moment. :]

jm: do you see how awesome he is??? i'm so in love with him it's sickening.

yg: i was just doing my part in the roleplay, man. i even set an alarm! that's what a good husband should do!

jk: by angst, he means appa replying to his texts after 2 hours instead of within 5 minutes. then he would call me to whine about how appa doesn't care about him anymore.

jm: it's been a week since we broke up, darling. i've had enough angst to last me a decade. i'm coming back home.

jm: i needed a solid reason, okay?

👤 wait, did he really?

jk: yeah, he did. he paid 4 years of my college tuition in advance and then transferred the excess to my account for safekeeping.

yg: bro, i came home one day and there were 15 rimowas in the living room. he told me that he did something unforgivable that's why he's leaving me.

👤 what did he do?

yg: drained our emergency savings account.

jm: my husband is too perfect. he remembers all of our special occasions, showers me with gifts, pampers and dotes on me even when he's very busy. i asked him to cheat on me once just so i can fight him and he said no???

👤 ...

👤 ...

👤 why did you break up?

yg: he wanted to experience angst in real life. he loves reading namjin fics, you see.

exes yoonmin and their son jk, a silly drabble