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A tech-first B2B marketing agency delivering creative digital branding and MarTech-powered campaigns. We craft UX-driven web experiences that engage customers and drive measurable growth. Specializing in B2B GTM, we help your brand Ready, Set, Sling! πŸš€

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They said β€œstudy hard and get a stable job.”
Meanwhile, TCS laid off 12,000.
We broke down the AI job bloodbath & why Gen Z might survive it anyway.
[ orbitalsling.com/the-ai-tsuna... ]

02.08.2025 09:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Design thinking does not mean whiteboards and buzzwords.

It means asking a question that pisses someone off in the first 10 minutes.
It means skipping the "warm-up" and getting into the mess.

(No sticky notes were harmed in actual problem-solving.)

31.07.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The future of marketing is sharper instincts, not more tools.
More thinking and fewer hacks.
Creator-first. Data-fluent. No-nonsense.
If your 2026 strategy still starts with β€œoptimize the funnel”, good luck.

30.07.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Google just gave lazy B2B content the boot.
β€œThought leadership” with zero thoughts? Done.
You want to rank? Go deeper, stick to your niche, and build like a real company, not a content calendar with commitment issues.

29.07.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When the internet comes knocking: What the Astronomer CEO-Coldplay scandal tells us about virality, ethics, and the psychology of public shamingΒ  - OrbitalSling The stadium slip that sparked a scandal

A 15-sec kiss cam clip.
A CEO and Head of HR.
A fake apology.
And a Gwyneth Paltrow cameo(?!).

The #Astronomer scandal had everything, but also raised real questions about meme culture, ethics & brand response.

Blog here: [ tinyurl.com/7su5xhpn ]

28.07.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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60,000x faster.
That is how your brain processes emojis compared to text.

Still think 😎 has no place in your B2B deck?
Use visuals, use emotion. Use the yellow guys.

Just do not vomit them everywhere like it is 2009.

25.07.2025 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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There are two types of designers.
One says β€œI’ll get it done on Canva in 15 minutes”.
The other says β€œGive me 3 days and the full Adobe Suite”.

The truth is most teams need both.
Use Canva to move fast. Use Adobe when the stakes are high.

24.07.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When your CEO says that he needs β€œunhinged writers who know how to toggle between corporate stuff to NSFW content to Ichi ni San to dark Manga to video games lore”

#aurafarming

23.07.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nothing is more metal than Ozzy sat on a throne dressed in black while the biggest names in rock played a 10-hour tribute concert. A full-blown sonic funeral, while he was still alive.

A few weeks later, he was gone.

Rest in black, Prince of Darkness.
No encore needed.

23.07.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Everyone talks about β€œLinkedIn strategy.”
Most brands just have a calendar and a Canva subscription.

Real strategy =
Know your POV
Post more, not louder
Look at saves, not likes

Growth is boring. That is why most people quit.

22.07.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Zero trailers. Not a single teaser. Not even a behind-the-scenes shot.
Just a poster, and 23K tickets booked.
Nolan said β€œsee you in 2026” and fans replied β€œtake my money.”
Marketing? No. Myth-making.

#TheOdyssey2026

21.07.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The new #Superman movie is reminding people that being good > aura farming.
It is spilling into brand tone, creator content, even comment sections.

Being good does not make you soft. It makes you stand out.

19.07.2025 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thread: Turning audacious C-suite engagement goals into reality

A major tech company had a bold vision: meaningful connections with the industry's most influential executives. Ambitious goals need more than standard approaches. Here's how we brought their vision to life..🧡

18.07.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thread: Turning audacious C-suite engagement goals into reality

A major tech company had a bold vision: meaningful connections with the industry's most influential executives. Ambitious goals need more than standard approaches. Here's how we brought their vision to life..🧡

18.07.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Digital marketing in 2025 = outsmarting platforms.
Master AI prompts, human tone, data stories, platform hopping, and privacy-first thinking.
Also: Be real. Being a person is rare now.
#MarketingSkills #DigitalMarketing #AI #Branding

17.07.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What does it take to turn a bold vision into a living brand experience?
For this ER&D client, the challenge was turning expertise into influence. We built a thought leadership platform that connected, inspired, and converted.

Watch how it came to life.

17.07.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thank you for your attention to this matter #BrandRant

15.07.2025 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Silicon Valley does not wait to β€œget the brand right.”

They post with 20 users.
Turn founders into content machines.
Make β€˜complex’ sound β€˜clean’ (not clever).
And skip the boring B2B voice everyone hates.

Say what you want.
But their pipeline is full.

14.07.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Your post got 2 likes because it reads like it was written to not offend a bowl of yogurt. Even β€œPineapple belongs on pizza” is more engaging than β€œ5 tips for today’s dynamic landscape.”

Want comments? Say something worth arguing over.

11.07.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Everyone says β€œmake more videos”. No one says how to make it not suck.

Here are some quick tips to get you started.

11.07.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You do not need more content. You need to repurpose what already worked.

Take the post that popped off and:

– Change the POV
– Pull a quote and go deep
– Use the comments as ammo

If it slapped once, make it slap again.

10.07.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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LinkedIn’s algorithm levelled up & here is what you need to know:

– Relevance > Reach
– Comments > Likes
– DMs = big signal
– Domain expertise gets rewarded
– Broad posts get buried

Your posts will only matter now if someone cares about them.

08.07.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If your AI stack feels like dead weight by week 2, try this:
Typeface for smart variations, Genei for briefable research, ElevenLabs for human-ish voiceovers, Runway Gen-3 for fast comps, Mutiny for thoughtful personalization. AI only works if your brain does too
#aiinmarketing

07.07.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Your β€œremote culture” cannot be just a birthday bot and three πŸ™Œ emojis in Slack.

People are confused, over-Zoomed, and pretending to vibe.
Call it what it is: chaos with Wi-Fi.

Fix the ops. Write the rules. Culture follows.

04.07.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We ran a thought experiment:
What would your brand say to itself in the mirror?
β€œYou’re finally consistent.”
β€œYou’re not just clever. You’re clear.”

If your answer is β€œβ€¦not sure,” maybe it’s time we talk.

#MirrorDay #BrandVoice #MarketingThatConnects

03.07.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mid-year vibe check:

One campaign kinda worked
Two are limping along
One should’ve been buried in Q1
And somehow…it’s still live

Be honest. Cut the dead weight.
Your July self will thank you.

02.07.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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TikTok rewired our brains for 3-second attention spans. Now everything - newsletters, ads, websites - gets judged by social media speed. Slow content dies instantly. Your brand either grabs eyeballs in seconds or becomes digital wallpaper that nobody sees.

01.07.2025 06:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Annual reports usually live in inboxes. But this one made it into conversations. We helped a digital engineering firm turn compliance into a sharp, story-led experience, without losing the numbers. Regulatory-ready. Design-forward. Actually readable. That is the bar now. tinyurl.com/52kxy5y2

26.06.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Still standing, barely.
#agencylife

25.06.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Your brand doesn’t need to do a headstand today.

Try this instead;
Breathe.
Say less.

Silence is a lot better than recycled carousels.
#YogaDay

21.06.2025 10:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0