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“Firing back”

michelle visage entered?!

can tell im on my period bc i jUST SOBBED at the uk #eurovision - she was genuinely like what the hell!!! im singing at eurovision!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹

We had to start #eurovision an hr late - what time will the main show finish??? trying to speed thru so we can vote

a sign with an M on it that is definitely Mario adjacent

an upside down m, also known as a "wario symbol"

I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario

interesting

Potentially sick own followed by unnecessary, unsuccessful heat check followed by "oh crap" legal liability follow-up

Roses are red
Violets are blue

a review on a foodblog: 1 star. Tooo oily and dumb.

this review for a brownie recipe is sending me

A cyber truck with minions decals

didn’t know you could make them worse

old Soviet joke for our times:

Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”

Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”

Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

i want to go to there

“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it

Gonzo from the muppets Christmas Carol delivering his tiny Tim line.

“Tiny Tim, who did NOT log off”

Mr Tumble covered in blankets

Your nan trying to keep warm in Starmer’s Britain

A siff cinema marquee that lists both the movies baby girl and nosferatu

baby girl nosferatu

Picture of the 9/11 attach with a joke about creatine

The creatine subreddit is going off

charles dickens really popped off when he came up with “humbug!” that shit was like bazinga for old fuckers with ass taste in pajamas

A Wikipedia entry labeled “List of sexually active popes”

A front page for the ages.

"don't tread on me" but replaced with "don't be mean to me when i restrict your rights"

Tiny Tim has defected to ISIS

Nothing says christmas eve like drinking wine while your partner builds a large role playing toy for your child and muppets christmas carol is on in the background

Barack Obama has shared his top erotic free-to-play games of 2024

An owl stares into the camera from atop a family’s Christmas tree

An owl perched on top of a Christmas tree inside a Virginia home

A huge barred owl flew down a Virginia family’s chimney, knocked over the star on top of their Christmas tree, and perched himself on top www.wusa9.com/article/life...

A picture of back of the christmas blanket inverted color santa. Because on the other side he’s mostly white and outlined in red on this side he’s completely red with only the outline of his glasses and beard white. he also has what I’m just going to go ahead and call a satanic countenance

MY MOM: come on, you don’t have to be scared of back of the christmas blanket inverted color santa
BACK OF THE CHRISTMAS BLANKET INVERTED COLOR SANTA:

aw man so glad i found you on here