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Rawr!!! XD 🖤✨💀⚡️ #jolteon #emo #swag

Digital illustration of an imagined scene from the game Final Fantasy XIV. Tataru greets Thancred as he returns to the Waking Sands, but his shadow casts the glyph of Lahabrea in bright red on the wall behind him. It spirals inward from the edges of the frame and drips down the walls and stairs.

unwitting trojan horse support group

Life, the unicorn and everything

got bored

"That One Fucking Horse Video" - Oil on canvas, 2026

Enjoy some new horse art from me.

Old utena drawing but I know the rose blends in.

A YouTube thumbnail picturing a very fat old Bassett hound laying on the floor with the title of the video "No more depression. Meatball is ready to kill"

strayknight posting an image on tumblr showing (presumably the poster) a yellow pikmin plush grabbed tightly with the text: "the club sucked so bad so me and my pikmin are going home due to aforementioned club being so sucks" saejima-nyan04 asks "OP why did you bring your pikmin to the club" to which strayknight responds with "he likes the espresso martinis there"

they invented a new kind of something. its called whatever

An unofficial Luigi throw pillow with the accompanying text "You are stronger than you think."

Maybe there allgeric to tagoballs maybe there ageric to gagobears *Maybe they are allergic to taco bell

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

What do you mean you can't come? Just sneak out 🖤

jereaxel truthers rise up

word of mother

two rough digital sketches of thancred pulling faces

ive lost the sauce. this shit was an exact science. and im bad at math

tm opera o vs rice shower ear-off

realised the last time i put this much effort into modifying a characters design was minfilia... bestowing them with the highest honour i can (making them less wildly white,)

year of the fire horse

im always thinking about A Black Square? What By The Gods

a photo of gumshoe from phoneix wright saying "That girl is number three on my "people I've seen a lot of lately" list." and the girl he's talking about is nanao from robot alchemic drive

four tiny ceramic animals: a light orange fox, a wolf, an otter or weasel, and a darker orange fox with black dotted markings on its back. they're arranged as if talking to each other.

they are very small and they're having an urgent meeting about it

i can't believe people are seeing markiplier's movie when he was literally caught selling the sinister potion. are we really supporting this guy?

hello. i have opened my commissions so i can try and save some extra pocket money. i would appreciate any support 🙇

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