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Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

Leslie and Brianne are at a gas station. Leslie, in rabid-poster mode, exclaims "I'm so angry!! I have so many opinions on other people's opinions of the new Pixar movie!!" Leslie, going to town on some Fresh Gasoline, replies "You need to drink more gasoline. It makes all my thoughts and opinions melt away!" But then she sees the price of gas and freaks out- it's "A Lot!"

this @keithstack.com comic is both 4 years old and topical again which is giving me low-grade anxiety

porn addiction is one of those things where there are maybe four dudes on earth who actually have a problem and everyone else has just been religiously programmed to be a miserable guilt-wracked little gremlin who equates cranking hog with burning in hell

I’d have to go to jail

I love how insane everyone is becoming

it's so fucked up how the scariest thing for cis people regarding transness is they might not be able to tell, they might be nicer or hornier to the freaks than they want to be and that's unacceptable

I clicked on IStandWithGavinNewsom and blocked everyone I saw under that hashtag

I didn’t like how they had an entire skit meant to teach us how material things don’t matter and then passed around a collection plate 5 minutes later. My parents must not have liked it either because that was one of my last memories of church.

So we’re not even gonna pretend there’s a reason this time. Agreed?

Tech guys who only read self help books struggling to understand Shii'ism and glorious martyrdom

I thought that if you hurt somebody, especially if you kill their family, they just roll over and do whatever you want? Weird. Anyway, time to watch my favourite films: John Wick, Taken, Nobody, Kill Bill, Blue Ruin, Oldboy, The Equalizer, History of Violence, Mandy, I Saw the Devil (Thread 1/58)

funnytwittertweets Follow Tip Dr Eva Burke @Eva_B89 Did you know that when a British person wants you to pour the tea, they say "will you be mother?" because I didn't and the first time it happened I was convinced I was in a haunted doll possession scenario. 2:25 PM 2022-11-04 Twitter Web App 1,282 Retweets 447 Quote Tweets 21.9K Likes nowenteringsunnydale Follow As a Brit I'd like to clarify that, while I do know exactly what you're talking about, it's a perversion restricted to upper class English people and none of the rest of us abide by it If someone says "will you be mother?" while looking at you over a teapot, you're in the room with someone whose father has enough money to buy yours & you should throw a scone in their face and run for the hills 9,889 notes

Sometimes I see a post like this and I get mad that England created the whole language, and somehow they manage to speak it wrong.

Nobody platform that man under any circumstances

explaining how Ramadan feels to an American:

an image of Eve Astrid Andersson (now a Google Senior Director) posing with a rifle aimed at vintage computers on a wooden desk in a dimly lit room with white painted walls.

writer's block? okay. block this.

“Warfighter” is such a goddamn funny word. It’s like if they called the experience of playing a game “gameplay”

AIPAC sees we have the momentum, and they are panicking.

Here’s their latest attack ad, and my reaction:

This default account wants you to think that communists have to be homophobic.

me: hello i would like to look at the website please
website: whoa there pardner! what’s your hurry! you still have to accept cookies!
me: ok. can i look now
website: you don’t want 10% off your first purchase?!
me: do i have to or
website: TOO SLOW! the page is reloading! due to your failures!

Yes! John Brown and Jayhawks stole from slave owners.

If you thought it was OK to steal Black people from Africa and keep them as slaves? Then they thought it was OK to steal them from you and set them free, and to steal all your other stuff and keep it.

If you didn't like it? They took you out.

It’s beautiful

Why does it seem like everyone has 100 blocks lately?

Dumpy is back behind the desk as @coleslaw-core.bsky.social gives a press conference on His RIZZ-surrection!

Plus @captanarchy.bsky.social and @bzvowell.bsky.social give their opinions on @owlmarxist.bsky.social SECOND Horny Gulag!

Love you @garfgirlie.bsky.social

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

You’re spelling it wrong! We must spend hours “debating” this!

I’m just trying to reach 3k

George Foreman Grill - Wikipedia

I remember someone on here calling me racist for explaining a satire article joking about George Foreman being put in a slanted casket

Cat

Everyone become communist by tomorrow morning

Would anyone like to explain why the word serving is in quotes

In other words, Jerry no