Onnaise (Woke 2.0)

it’s ok to give false statements to the police

screenshot of a resist lib profile with Tuck Frump all over his page

i am fully convinced that blue resist liberals are actually just 11 year olds that wanna troll but don’t wanna get grounded for swearing

Yes they can, they just choose it

Imagine your entire presence on the internet is making people uncertain that they should be good people, and nobody wants to see you do it in the house that you pay for.

*gets in car*
“I think black people have too much privilege”
“Alright, and send post”
*gets out of car*
“No honey I didn’t say anything racist, I just laundered their talking points”

They’re all in their cars because nobody wants them to be a conservative in the house. I see it all over instagram reels

in an absurd test of executive power, president trump has issued an order compelling japan to unblur dick, pussy and anus in their porn

Summary execution is very barbaric, very ignorant, very un-demure

Communism is when public transportation

Take the crystal— I cannot hold open the Patient Portal any longer! You must validate your insurance provider at least 10 minutes prior to your appointment!

Elon Musk is worse at hiding it but this is the problem with all billionaires: they are a threat to democratic governance. They have an insatiable need to own and control everything. If you want to be free you have to curb their power, and demand political leaders who understand that

Under Trump, America is committing war crimes. But under Biden, there were irritating student protests at a college I did not attend. I have never felt more politically homeless.

It's a bit surprising that Pete Hegseth asked for two shots when he usually asks for four or five.

Culture war or class war?

“Don’t replace the culture war with class war” is such a fun way of saying, “Please don’t unionize, I just bought a yacht that parks inside another yacht.”

nice bit you got there. be a shame if i asked you to explain it to me

COV weapons in Borderlands 3 be like

polpotpie on tumblr poses the question: "What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle" teaboot replies: "you've taught me to count blessings I didn't know were mine"

ryan-sometimes on tumblr: "Some names just sound so ridiculously fake that had they been fictional, people would've rolled their eyes in complete disbelief. Like seriously. Wdym there's a mf called Galileo Galilei. Stfu. You just made that up" Fastest man on earth is a guy called Usain Bolt. Sure I guess. There's a poker player whose real name is Chris Moneymaker. Whatever. Scott Speed is a racecar driver. Founder of Tito's Vodka is some guy called Bert Beveridge. There's a former CNN bureau chief called William Headline."

Dan Wineman (@dwineman@xoxo.zone) on Masto: "You're absolutely right — you are Pagliacci. It would certainly be difficult for you to attend your own performance! I should not have given such paradoxical advice, and I apologize deeply for the error. There is no excuse for my failure. Nevertheless, comedy is a powerful healing force. My recommendation is to seek out live entertainment. For example, great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up. Sponsored Reply (Great Clown Productions, Ltd.)"

I mean they already use your posts in promotional material, the least they could do is verify you.

trying to make a meme and googling “guy in prison” and its really fucking racist how a majority of the guys (even in stock images) are minorities.

2 panel comic Panel 1: Massively aggressive cop fly kicks a door down while screaming “Bluesky PD” Panel 2: Cop then points gun directly at the reader and hisses “We received reports you were having fun for a second”

POV: u posted a little joke on blue sky. com

@down.blue

What were they thinking when they went after Somalitwt

Onnaise (Woke 2.0)'s 2025 Bluesky Harvest from Anisota A recap of Onnaise (Woke 2.0)'s year on Bluesky. Discover patterns, connections, and insights from their journey in the ATmosphere.

Alright, here’s my harvest for 2025

Pete Hegseth is a serial killer

The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.

For a little under an hour — 41 minutes, according to a separate US official — Bradley and the rest of the US military command center discussed what to do as they watched the men struggle to overturn what was left of their boat, the sources said.

Ultimately, Bradley told lawmakers, he ordered a second strike to destroy the remains of the vessel, killing the two survivors, on the grounds that it appeared that part of the vessel remained afloat because it still held cocaine, according to one of the sources. The survivors could hypothetically have floated to safety, been rescued, and carried on with trafficking the drugs, the logic went.

41 minutes. www.cnn.com/2025/12/04/p...