Alad V Quotes

Flying really close to the sun and throwing cast-iron frying pans into it to trigger a supernova. You know, for laughs.

Ubuntu? On the ambulus????

What the hell is a millennium falcon?????

Goddamn, Tenno. Eating a Limited Edition Warframe Burger and now I'm desperate for some transference to the latrine because this thing is just fucking sodium

Oh holy void, blessed riches, the spacecraft has repeated its most divine role in the universe of profit by fucking exploding again.

Don't give me any of that "Kingdom Hearts" bullshit; I am going to kill a man with a gun.

This escalator never ends.

I'm so sorry Tenno, I didn't mean to find the birthday present early.

They tried to draft me when I was younger, Tenno. I shot my C.O. in protest and then they gave me a fucking promotion what the fuck

Cinnamoroll is real I met him in the void

Tenno, I don't know why I do this but opening and closing the door to my room over and over makes me laugh like a child. Haha peekaboo hahahahaha weeeeeeeeeeer

Will it blend? That's the question.

Hello and welcome to our Corpus Direct. Today we have a very special announcement: involuntary overtime for all crew.

Ding Dong WAHEYYYY

It was fun while it lasted Tenno, but this boss fight is going to be cut short. I drank gasoline thinking it would make me run faster but instead all I feel is abdominal pain and a fever.

Ordering a space salad v

You speak to me about formas as if I know what they are. Formadeeznuts

I opened all the hatches and yet that terrible odor remains

Sorry everyone I didnt mean to send the corpus into the void that led to the year 2025. That shit is fucking wild whoopsie daisy

I'm moisturizing my skin, Tenno. Just one more thing I will have more than you. Credits and complexion.

Money

I killed them, just to clarify. They're dead now. Gun.

Life got so much easier when I began auditing unpleasant people from it, Tenno.

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ZANUKA PROJECT

The void whispers promises of great profit. I'm going to become a landlord.

We must throw him into the sun too.

May your ledgers be vast, your wallet heavy, and all cyber trucks tossed into the sun.

I'm a chuckster!

If you tell anyone about me faking my death again I'm going to die for real and make you feel real bad about it

Listening to a trashy smutty audiobook but I am sure to make a disgusted face while the sex scenes happens just so people know I am not into it and above erotica.