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Gravitational-wave astronomer. Author, physicist, philosopher. Revealer of truths, exposer of lies. Exemplar of humanity. Also rather modest. https://fictionalaether.substack.com/

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Three disturbing London episodes (1/3) The approach to the twelfth floor.

Latest thrilling — and in some ways terrifying — instalment of The Fictional Aether.

That’s right, we’re going to London!

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06.12.2025 12:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Great culture can save lives. Literally.

Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard

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A Greek island tragedy averted (At least for the hero of this story)

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22.11.2025 19:14 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I just listened to the podcast and thought, “There can’t possibly be two TV science advisors with the same name!”

I hope all is well with you, even if you’re not playing with centrifuges!

22.11.2025 11:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Bluetorial-Jim Watson

I met Jim Watson a few times but did not know him well. However, I was greatly influenced by his book “The Double Helix”. He was a complicated human being with some very, very bad features, but some good contributions.

What follows is my personal perspective.

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08.11.2025 13:58 — 👍 194    🔁 76    💬 6    📌 28
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How to read a great book Robert Caro's Power Broker, and some guides to powering through it.

My latest, on reasons to read The Power Broker, and some things that might help you do it.

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02.11.2025 10:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would expect that’s the one book I stubbornly would NOT have read…

10.10.2025 13:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A photo of the Matterhorn rising above an Alpine landscape. The colours are a little washed out, but do not appear artificially tinted

A photo of the Matterhorn rising above an Alpine landscape. The colours are a little washed out, but do not appear artificially tinted

Ahead of tomorrow’s #NobelPrize announcement, I went on a deep dive in search of the most obscure physics Nobel Prizes in history. That means it's time for a thread on...🧵

PHYSICS NOBEL PRIZES YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF – PART 1

(1/n)

06.10.2025 15:22 — 👍 95    🔁 34    💬 2    📌 4
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An encounter with my brilliant and terrifying Head of Department This is definitely a piece of fiction

In which I valiantly defend my artistic freedom and, of course, freedom of speech.

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04.10.2025 10:15 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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An encounter with my brilliant and terrifying Head of Department This is definitely a piece of fiction

In which I valiantly defend my artistic freedom and, of course, freedom of speech.

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04.10.2025 10:15 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Obviously it’s extreme-mass-ratio inspiral. The words connected by the hyphens are the adjective for “inspiral”.

Shocking that anyone would say otherwise.

16.09.2025 20:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

* ok, 85%

14.09.2025 17:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My dream postdoc It's all true and not a single bit is made up.

Already several comments on this line.

All I can say is, “Wow, you made it all the way* through the piece!”

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14.09.2025 17:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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My dream postdoc It's all true and not a single bit is made up.

How Good Will Hunting helped me to find my dream postdoc…

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14.09.2025 14:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But ok, at least he wasn’t boring…

29.08.2025 20:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I recently re-read the DFW piece. I remember thinking it was great, but this time around he came across as a bit disturbed. Probably he shouldn’t have gone a cruise alone…

29.08.2025 20:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Poor performance. We really need to up our game.

01.08.2025 09:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gotta keep them honest!

18.07.2025 09:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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BBC World Service - Science In Action, Biggest black hole merger observed Two black holes have collided and combined in the largest merger yet observed.

Me on the radio, taking massive black holes crashing into each other.

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18.07.2025 07:47 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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GW231123: an unearthly signal A report on some actual science

Our collaboration member Mark Hannam @markdhannam.bsky.social shares his insights on working on our latest discover, the particularly tricky gravitational-wave signal #GW231123

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14.07.2025 22:24 — 👍 10    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 1

That must have made his day!

14.07.2025 14:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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GW231123: an unearthly signal A report on some actual science

My summary of the latest @ligo.org observation paper.

Massive black holes!

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14.07.2025 13:12 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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A collision of co-authors Three trials of a scientific paper writer: the first trial

Here we go: the first of three trials of the scientific paper writer!

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12.07.2025 07:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In honour of the second night of Oasis in Cardiff, I’m at home listening to Blur.

05.07.2025 17:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The 2025 vacation life hack Or: how to write an article that mentions Donald Trump yet remains frothy and whimsical. (Hopefully.)

Latest piece: “The 2025 vacation life hack”

Including a (fashionably ambivalent) cameo appearance from Bluesky.

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05.07.2025 12:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Trump Administration vs Springer? Please don’t ask me to pick a side.

01.07.2025 08:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is Lolita the only case where the song is better than the book?

28.06.2025 16:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Latest post!

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28.06.2025 13:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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An artist in peril It’s been so quiet here lately that you might be wondering whether this ‘Stack continues to exist.

Finally, a new post! (And it’s not *just* about the lack of posts…)

“It’s been so quiet here lately that you might be wondering whether this ‘Stack continues to exist. Do not fear! The Fictional Aether exists just as certainly as the real aether does not.”

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28.06.2025 08:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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How to get your name on a paper I am in a panic.

A cautionary tale of duplicity and wickedness disguised as a piece of advice. Or, let’s face it: just a piece of advice.

“How to get your name on a paper”:
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07.06.2025 10:00 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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