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When you're so coked up and stupid you put the scope on backwards:

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That is impressive

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And, yet again, I find that I have to post this...

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Worms out. One more treatment. Yeah, I’m jammy

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Crowds at the LA Football Club chanting Fuck ICE!

Music to my ears!

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Pretty good. Can’t argue & im from 💩 kicker country. Yeehaw

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Human highlight reel. Dude is fun to watch

23.04.2025 01:31 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Always keep watch. Eventually the aliens will slip up and do something unhuman a little too nonchalantly. Then we'll know. 👽🛸

Yesterday, the lifeform we call "Elly De La Cruz" forgot himself and took flight to catch this baseball. 😮

21.04.2025 22:39 — 👍 8093 🔁 756 💬 270 📌 85

Not a single word to help the 33m small businesses in this country. Not from anyone in the administration.

So many buy from China, and don't have alternatives.

So many didn't have the cash to front run the tariffs and buy inventory

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😆😆👍👍

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Yep 👍👍

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👍👍

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That’s not that uncommon.

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Stumped. Then again still can’t figure where the little dude in fridge hides

14.03.2025 20:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Like that guy 😆👍

14.03.2025 18:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Up there

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Kinda thinking the 200% booze tariff might not be so bad. Going to have a sober Secretary of Defense

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Boycott Tesla

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Do it!

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And the ghost lives on

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😆😆

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🍷🫀💸👩‍⚕️

12.03.2025 10:43 — 👍 36039 🔁 7565 💬 619 📌 259

Here is hoping

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I write poetry. I read poetry. I share poetry. I talk about poetry. I think about poetry. It's all about poetry.

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Joel Montfort
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#TX politics. Political Scientist. Democrat. #ODAT #texasdemocrat, #txlege

Marc Elias
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Founder @democracydocket.com. Chair of Elias Law Group. My dog's name is Blue.

Jamie MacDougall Art and Music..
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Artist, scottish independence, singer of soulful songs, occasional poet, animal lover, pescetarian, left of centre and all round good egg.... Not a fan of idiots and scammers.. My blocked list is expanding.

Denise Ireland
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Vote Blue No Matter Who

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Wife, Mom and Democrat. Blue dot in a deep red state. 💙 #BlueStormFriendsVote #JusticeMatters #Resist #BlueStormMovement🚫MAGA 🚫DM’s. “With fear for our Democracy, I dissent”.

AveryBanks
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Live in southwest GA with my husband a peanut farmer in a tiny town with no red light. I believe in the right to collective bargaining. I absolutely love dogs. Proud Democrat.Just got here from Twitter.

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She/her Retired teacher, I enjoy origami, reading, and photography. Live near the Rocky Mountains and I often hike my favorite trails.💙🇺🇸💙 I Follow like-minded Dems/Progressives, Never Trump.🌻 #Resist #VoteBlue #BlueCrew 🚫MAGA, DM’s, Requests for $

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@squider

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@tomb80

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Luminous Blue
@luminousbluesphere

A pissed off "lib" on BlueSky. Fuck Trump and all his MAGAts. No OnlyFans. No crypto scammers. No DMs (unless if we know each other). Zero filter with this dude—you've been warned.