john h

surprised there was no risk averse person in the domino records press team to point out that there is, of course, a will oldham song called 'you have cum in your hair and your dick is hanging out' - or if there was, they were overruled

no I didn't forget to dress him up for world book day. have you even heard of autofiction

celebrating world book day by falsely accusing silas of theft of church funds and teaching him how to weave linen

just give her a big jug of tar water and send her off

found some of the last few a bit meandering (assume because jim white wasn't on them but certainly not going to spend time looking this up) but this one is great I agree. shame about the song about going on the computer (and that's coming from a big going on the computer fan)

and some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. history became legend. legend became myth. and for over seven years, the gatwick drone passed out of all knowledge

stephen o'malley's pipe organ drone album spheres collapser? but I barely know her!

I don't have time to convince people that LLMs work (for many everyday notions of 'work'), I am too busy hunting down sam altman to put him in jail forever

"I do not not not not not not want to receive marketing emails" (final not in a font the same colour as page background)

oh I missed "no matter what you click" - yes if you click opt out and they email, that's non compliant and they do it because chances of enforcement are basically zero

not quite - see soft opt-in section below. though they must have given you chance to opt out and must continue to do so ico.org.uk/for-organisa...

impound them all, let god sort them out

reckon this guy should've had a couple more of his middling coffees before giving internally incoherent quotes to the BBC

saw lots of eider ducks the other day and today saw a teen really focusing on taking some up close photos of flowers and greenery in the park. they should have been in school obviously. the teen too

often confuse this for the redwall feasts bot (despite the profile pictures not being all that similar) and so frequently think "damn brian jacques didn't have to go so hard"

application granted. some bad news about what planets look like when orbitally locked to their suns in order to give a neat ratio however

N, thank you for your services to nature

[extremely analytic theology voice] a god who establishes laws and then continuously overrides their consequences to maintain a tidy ratio between two unrelated physical processes in one base system is a less coherent conception of god than one who sets up self-sustaining laws and then stops fussing

hiya besties welcome to another haul post

walked past a place yesterday evening called anchorage bed and breakfast and have for the past day or so thought it funny and strange, if not entirely inaccurate, that they'd name a bed and breakfast after the practice of anchoritism. it is, of course, on a harbour and I deeply misunderstood.

agree entirely with the spirit of this post obviously but murdering is pretty much the standard route to making someone a martyr

why are there numbers on the side of the steel aeropress. it's not transparent anymore. RETVRN

he did mention this gig and suggested he got into a fist fight with stephen pastel. assumed the latter part was made up but now I am less sure

good new addition to the collection of items I will never use and never get rid of

I like my garlic like I like my women. shaped like garlic. wait no

hannah spencer SILENT on whether she's considering getting into heritage lime plastering or is sticking with gypsum given the timescales involved in lime and her new parliamentary duties

I did. try paying more attention

4.5 hours sleep, a dog with gastrointestinal distress - rise and grind (my bones into a fine powder, please)

brìghde chaimbeul and richard dawson playing one of the big city festivals in the park down the road from us this summer, with an otherwise naff line up... time to finally play my "the noise of these festivals is unacceptable but would become acceptable if you gave me a free ticket" card