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Well shit. There goes my year. (Empties out calendar)

01.12.2025 20:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stephen Miller.

01.12.2025 16:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That is some hall of fame level buffoonery. Just glorious.

30.11.2025 22:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It has a surprisingly narrow definition of what a profanity is.

29.11.2025 19:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s the Whitest meal I think I have ever seen.

29.11.2025 18:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@profanity.accountant 👋

29.11.2025 04:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I mean, if FIFA wasn’t comically evil they would have already stripped the US of hosting duties and held it just in Canada and Mexico.

28.11.2025 20:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Awww, Darth. Sleep well. Maybe you'll awake to good news. Maybe it will happen?

27.11.2025 00:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

26.11.2025 17:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this is the correct answer to that “if you were a despotic president what film would you force to get made” question

25.11.2025 21:48 — 👍 75 🔁 19 💬 1 📌 0

a man in a jacket says i say we take off and nuke . Alt: a woman in a jacket says i say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. From Aliens

The only proper response…

25.11.2025 21:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sure….a thousand years from now.😁

25.11.2025 16:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

4 of the main cast of Time Team.

Well, this doesn’t bode well for my long term survival.

25.11.2025 15:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a cartoon character from king of the hill is riding a bike . ALT: a cartoon character from king of the hill is riding a bike .

I’m sorry…mayo based sauce?

24.11.2025 18:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But where do the Reverse Vampires come in to this plot?

24.11.2025 17:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ok, that’s just fantastic. Good job, Lufthansa.

24.11.2025 15:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

23.11.2025 18:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

23.11.2025 17:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As someone from MN….I 100% cosign this.

23.11.2025 15:42 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🎶 Ah, for just one time I would take the Northwest Passage
To find the hand of Franklin reaching for the Beaufort Sea
Tracing one warm line through a land so wild and savage
And make a Northwest Passage to the sea
🎶

23.11.2025 01:19 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 2

Without downloading new pics, what is it like to date you.

22.11.2025 18:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well that pic is gonna stick with me for a while… They never stood a fucking chance.

21.11.2025 03:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The reverse would be better. Muppet Benoit Blanc, the rest humans.

19.11.2025 05:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The typo actually works. 10/10. No Notes.

18.11.2025 02:53 — 👍 79 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The only thing that has come out of this for me is that these two are TERRIBLE writers. Like, how are/were they considered these top tier political writers?

18.11.2025 02:49 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If the Pope didn’t ask him SOMETHING about cones, I will be disappointed.

16.11.2025 05:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a woman wearing a pink leopard print scarf says treat yo self ALT: a woman wearing a pink leopard print scarf says treat yo self

Happy Birthday, Ruth! Freebies and narcissism are what birthdays are all about. Treat your self!

15.11.2025 22:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a woman says i just threw up in my mouth a little bit in a black and white photo ALT: a woman says i just threw up in my mouth a little bit in a black and white photo

14.11.2025 17:38 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean, maybe? Do we know who is working on the White House right now?

11.11.2025 14:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A black coffee mug with a union logo on it. “The Fraternal Union of Benevolent Woodworkers. Local 145. We’re Getting Ahead.” It has a guillotine in the middle.

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11.11.2025 14:05 — 👍 32 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0

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