Jax (elder millennial, your new witchy aunt)

Help me and Josey beat the homophobic, transphobic, MAGA morons in this round of America’s Favorite Couple. Let’s show them that’s not what America is truly about.

My beloved @agathaslocket.bsky.social got me these because they’re Aubrey & Rio coded 😭💚

Welp we did it we met Kathryn Hahn today and my wife finally got her moment so thanks universe, good looking out!!!!!!

Met some actual legends at #TheStudio premiere 👏🏼

i need this side profile tattooed on me

From #AgathaAllAlong at #Paleyfest to getting to go to #TheStudio premiere, it’s been a win for us 💜💚 @agathaslocket.bsky.social

A collection of various figures of Aubrey plaza characters including Funko pops of April Ludgate and Lady Death

My lil plastic Aubrey Plaza army 💪🏼

Me? Love Kathryn Hahn? Why would you say that? (It’s the little things that bring me joy…)

If empathy is a sin, I am a proud sinner. You guys should sin on a regular basis as well. Let’s all be sinful empathetics!

RIP grandma, you never made it to Oregon

My favorite part of having Agatha’s Locket tattooed is when either Agatha or cool tattoos come up in conversation I get to whip this bad boy out…

I really don’t think she knows we can see that so it almost feels voyeuristic when she likes the Aubrey thirst videos 😂🤣😂🤣

She wakes up every morning and tells her reflection how fucking hot she is and we all know it.

Kathryn Hahn dressed in a beige suit for a photoshoot with her hand holding a tree branch

A closeup of Kathryn Hahn dressed in a beige suit for a photoshoot

Kathryn Hahn dressed in a beige suit for a photoshoot with her hands in her pocket standing like she owns the place cause she does

Kathryn Hahn dressed in a beige suit for a photoshoot holding the tree branch & crossing her legs with her other hand in her pocket

Daddy Hahn please I’m begging

If you text with haptics on we cannot be friends. I’m sorry but I cannot handle that fucking sound over and over and over and if you can you’re a sociopath.

You all MOCKED George Lucas and said this was boring or dumb but who’s laughing now???

If I made little clay gingerbread penis ornaments like the cookie Carla makes in Bad Moms, would people buy them? Lmfao. I’m being serious tho.

That face card should be illegal in 195 countries

I mean

Agatha Harkness you have my heart! I want more scenes where Agatha has her power ! It’s so aesthetic to see her work her magic with her hands

Our purple tree with our little Agatha & Rio section 💜💚🌱

You ever wish you were a tree?

Photo of actress Aubrey Plaza in a floral dress posing

Aubrey Plaza if you read this im free on Thursday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on Thursday night when I’m free.

A tattoo of a black feather and roses in honor Fall of the House of Usher

The first of my Fall of the House of Usher tattoos… for Lenore ✨ thank you always for your incredible work and inspiring me @mikeflanaganfilm.com more Usher related ink to come 🪄

My wife wrote a beautiful tribute to Agatha All Along and its impact on her and our queer witchy community 💖💜💚

Tweet that says if your concern with trans women is that men might claim to self-ID as trans to gain access to women’s spaces and assault them, then your problem is actually with predatory men and not trans women.

All of this.