Mike Rose

Every time I finish a session with my therapist, I can't help worrying to myself "geez, she probably thinks I'm completely nuts."

Which I guess helps (partly) explain why I'm in therapy in the first place.

Fucking brutal

Real missed opportunity not to name it Snowball II.

Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight

Somebody's missing the point, and it ain't him.

Or critical thinking, either.

Because it’s painfully obvious that he was making a joke.

Jesus, you people are an embarrassment.

How can you manage to operate a phone but not recognize what is very, very, VERY obviously a joke?

Please try to be smarter.

Psst! Are you familiar with the concept of humor?

“Jimmy Stewart? From Fievel Goes West?”

LOL, he blocked me for calling him out. What a dork.

Yeah, only losers do that…

Anybody who uses the term “classy” unironically deserves the world’s largest wedgie.

Sam Darnold tonight

Yoshinobu Yamamoto mobbed by teammates

This is the photo.

The worst thing for baseball was people calling the 2020 title Mickey Mouse one too many times

Turns out being up 3-2 and heading back to Toronto is the worst position you can be in.

Who gives a shit

Blazers winning % with Chauncey: .000
Blazers winning % with Tiago: .800

The FBI saved the season!

When it’s not even 10pm and you’ve already eaten all the Nerds and Twizzlers your kids brought home

Poor Archie is just as miserable as a fairy

Did somebody say “bee costume”?

(He’s going to murder us in our sleep)

Yet another rainy Halloween in Seattle

That's some pretty intentional obtuseness. The Kings and Galaxy aren't even in the same stratosphere as the Dodgers and Lakers.

That’s a lot of words just to say “my best friend is a Nazi.”

Does this mean we get to kick their ass?