New painting day! "Walkies", acrylic on canvas, 36"x36"

Hey, request for the world at large? Now that the novelty of the new laws had worn off, y'think some of the dispensaries could go back to being self serve frozen yogurt shops?

I've got some paintings on display at Zieglers this weekend! Go check it out, along with a lot of other great local artists.

New painting day! "That's him officer; number three."

COOK: [nervously handling a box of staples] "Yes, you explained the order to me, but I think what they MEANT by 'everything' was..."
SERVER: "Look, man, the guy said what he said."

SARA: "So wait: what makes it outlaw country?"

ME: "If it's a song about drinking every day and having a good time, that's mainstream country. If it's a song about drinking every day and having a bad time, that's outlaw country."

New painting day!

New painting day! I don't know if I know any other Terry Pratchett fans, but if I do, they'll recognize good ol' Bill Door.

Watching a dog play tug-of-war with 1% of their strength to keep from overpowering a toddler just fills me with joy every time.

Dear drop-off-box manufacturers everywhere: until it's sat in the wind for a few days, you're not done with design yet. Like the 10th time I've seen this thing on its side.

Feel that. Half our Superbowl party was out sick and I made BBQ for 70 to feed a crowd of 40. I had like 8 pounds of pulled pork and half a brisket left at the end of the night.

Man another solid pick. Ever play the follow up, 'inside?' Weird but cool.

New painting day! Possibly an all time best for me.

So did I mention that I'm cooking for 70 people this weekend?

Good pick. I could probably draw every stage from memory, even today.

Got a headcount for my superbowl party for all the french foreign exchange students today. My dude: I am hosting (AND COOKING FOR!!) 50-60 people. Wish me luck. Also, grab a plate because I may legit be making 40 lbs of bbq.

Press one. Inform scammer that, with perseverance, they can do it, too. Recommend a life coach.