Angela, Woman of Zero Mystery

Rep. Elise Stefanik launches run for New York governor Stefanik, a Republican congresswoman and staunch Trump ally, is challenging Gov. Kathy Hochul — a Democrat.

Elise Stefanik giving up her seat in Congress just to lose the gubernatorial election is going to be so much fun to watch.

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an older man with glasses is standing next to a younger man in a room with a table . ALT: an older man with glasses is standing next to a younger man in a room with a table .

You know...everyone is celebrating Mamdani right now and that's cool and fantastic and wonderful...

and I'm struck by just how thoroughly they put belt to ass in Virginia.

like damn.

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

The crowd has gone silent at Cuomo's party.

roses are red
big laughs are hearty

Republicans who think your seat is safe: no it's not

I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.

[Exit Clown.]

Virginia/ New Jersey understood the assignment

I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them

this is the maddest a pope has been since they had armies

A BBC news cover that says scientists reveal the secret. A photo of a fat little puffy dog is shown.

I fucking knew it.

/5 Ezra Kleinism would have me seek mutual values and agreement with the people who brought us to that, and who still support it. I would rather see them burn in Hell.

4 was the first one to have really diminishing returns for me but the first three are fucking great

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

this is the reasoning behind the ancient Chinese saying "the upright man does not hunt Glonzo"

i have appreciated (from afar) his largely positive and future oriented messages, and i also like to see a puncher connect a fuckin’ haymaker once in awhile

Joey chestnut America has need of thee

Tom Lehrer, Musical Satirist With a Dark Streak, Dies at 97

Farewell Tom Lehrer. It was such a pleasure to perform classic American musicals with and learn math from you at UC Santa Cruz in the 1980s.

In your honor, I will now go and poison some pigeons in the park. And maybe do the Vatican Rag and the Masochism Tango.

The article below is a gift link.

Edwin Feulner, Project 2025 author and Heritage Foundation founder, dies - LGBTQ Nation His organization has made life much worse for LGBTQ+ people and working class Americans of all sorts.

Rot in your hell, you vile motherfucker.

A review by @frickyuu on twitter reads: FantasticFour Is a masterpiece. the visual effects and the score are a HUGE stand out. Galactus Is huge In IMAX. It’s emotional and gives you hope. It beats you off and doesn’t stop. STAY Until the END CREDITS.

It does what now

i entered last week very skeptical about Epstein conspiracy theories and now I'm wondering if Trump personally walked into the jail and killed him

Me two weeks ago: Jeffrey Epstein killed himself, not to protect anyone, but because entering prison as the world's most illustrious pedophile makes that a logical decision. Conspiracy theories make less sense than the stated story.

Me now: The Pee Tape was shot on Epstein Island.

Is Superman woke? Always has been.

Whatever it is it's BAD bad

I love him.

They took away Linda Yaccarino's blue check! | TechCrunch Linda Yaccarino stepped down yesterday as CEO of X.

lmfaooooo this is so petty techcrunch.com/2025/07/10/t...

What could be nicer than a foamin’ glass of good plum an' gooseberry cordial? Mmmm, with some yellow dandelion bread an’ dandelion, acorn, and celery-studded cheese. Ice cold coltsfoot an' comfrey tea an’ a thick slice of wild cherry and almond cake.

Damn these Maurten gels better make me leave glitter in my wake as I run, at these prices