Angela, Woman of Zero Mystery

If you're watching this its pretty clear she has no fucking idea she's been fired lol this is so great

Fox just interrupted noems goodbye speech to go to Mullin walking down a hall
And friends, i have to confess this administration has made me truly petty because i was overwhelmed with mirth

do i think a democrat could win a surprise senate election in oklahoma? probably not. but do i welcome the NRSC having to commit more money and energy to a race that would have been a cakewalk? yes.

God I love watching anything even slightly bad happen to people in this administration

I am just salivating for actual consequences someday

Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom. Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry. By Isaac Chotiner March 4, 2026

Excuse me. Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me. I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are. Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train. I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015? If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

the merchandising profits alone would pay for the next three seasons

my brain made a weird noise when I read those words

It actually got me more interested than I was before just because I'm curious how all the Lantern stuff will actually intersect with what appears to be a pretty grounded story (whatever tf it's about)

anti-trans Dems ate shit last night

ChatGPT uninstalls surged by 295% after DoD deal | TechCrunch Many consumers ditched ChatGPT's app after news of its DoD deal went live, while Claude's downloads grew.

Yeah that's the shit

ChatGPT uninstalls surged by 295% after DoD deal | TechCrunch

techcrunch.com/2026/03/02/c...

friend grok

Transgender Chicago man hospitalized after saving baby from drowning in Lake Michigan “I wasn’t going to let that baby die,” Lio Cundiff said.

This 30-year-old transgender man, who can’t swim, jumped into Lake Michigan after a wind gust blew a baby in a stroller into the freezing water.

He’s being called a hero. But now he has medical expenses, and people are donating to a fundraiser to support him.

www.advocate.com/news/lio-cun...

Yeaaaaaah. It truly was a very 90s show.

I trust Ryan Coogler but also, like, fully 50% of the X-Files rests on the insane chemistry between David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson, whether or not you were a shipper. That's hard to find. Also present day Mulder would have believed in QAnon so

A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

You do NOT want to become the main character of the day when so many chronically online people are stuck at home because of a damn blizzard. I’ll tell you that much.

This is the most incredible footage of blue whales I’ve ever seen

Winds Suck Dicks

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

You couldn't waterboard me into taking a photo like this

I'm in this motherfucker's district and I thirst to vote him out

Every day I am filled with hate because my heart overflows with my love of the computer. aftermath.site/ram-prices-h...

Was it a bad ending? I can only judge based on the wikipedia summary because movie scawy

That one is pretty up there. Tho I was less mad than I was baffled and disappointed.

Man of Steel but I assume j would have been equally pissed at BvS

Jinx and Vi depicted facing one another in an Art Nouveau style.

Art Nouveau study

jim downey on the conan podcast

“kid rock? isn’t that what they called epstein island?”

yes this is exactly what's going to happen, they're going to yell WE'RE SENDING ICE and then there's going to be high profile video of them pulling someone out of line at an early voting location and half the country is going to go fuck YOU you can't tell ME I can't vote

I understand the concept of "it tends to get cold in winter" but WHY does the temperature keep absolutely plunging on weekends when I most desire to run at the lake. A runner can only go for so long on a treadmill.

In the long run it's better for me to accept the truth, I tell myself while desperately not wanting to accept the truth