🥀Squeege Ouija-The Haunted MonsterFucker🥀

Gawd daymn, I forgot I put 67k words into this bad boy.

I'm rereading my transformers fic with the intent of updating soon!!

Imma quit my job. Once I get another lined up but I'm already checked out here.

Man, people ain't shit. You try to do something nice and keep people out of trouble and they decide to switch up on you and make you the scapegoat. Every time I try to watch out for someone they use my kindness to prove to me that I should stay the mean hateful person society has made me.

So, I really do be living the life of an AO3 cursed author. But this time it's 3 long lost brothers suddenly appear in my life. I'm meeting them for the first time.

Me 🤝 Starscream

I'm still slowly but surely working on both my Jamie/Luke fic and my transformers fic...but a Bleach fanfic grabbed me by the throat and shook until my brain rattled loose. Now I'm using the thought of cucking Byakuya Kuchiki to get me through the day.

LETS TROT

AO3 header for the fic linked in the post

Sample from the fic linked in the post.

Discretion and Restraint, #byaren, M-rated, 109K words.

Set during the timeskip after Aizen's defeat: Renji and Byakuya finally sort out their issues and themselves. And then the Zanpakuto rebellion happens, because we gotta keep things interesting.

archiveofourown.org/works/679658...

Unless you really wanna hunt for pockets of soul reapers doing things together or interacting with each other, just skip it. The cannon season will mention it and some characters will linger over but they don't matter.

I am the reigning champion. and idiot, of the sunk cost fallacy. I decided to re-watch BLEACH from the beginning, not realizing a season and a half of filler was right around the corner.

The Bount Arc is trash with a few gems inside.

Could I skip it? YES

Will I? I'm too far in.

Wow, I have personal lost media. I've started Bleach Fanfics over the years, kept them in the same places as I usually would, with all the others. But they're gone. Disappeared. I have one last place to look but the timeline doesn't add up.

Me: Sees big booba on pretty man 👀👀

IMMEDIATELY ENTRANCED

Tumblr post that reads: kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Saw this and thought my oomfs' feeds could use this

Lol, I bought this the second I clocked out for lunch.

Listening to recession music while writing Naruto fanfic is wild. Like reliving my teens all over again.

More @sarenstone.com 's Starscream appreciation because I'm never over him 😩 #starscream #transformers

New Chapter update on the Transformer fic!

Can I Interest You? on AO3 by Peldethrin if anyone is inclined to give it a read.

The hand on the belly, feeling the way D's breathing is changing? Gotta be good shit! Also, D's tits are massive and beautiful and pierced and he might enjoy Alucard's hands on them too and! Now, my mind is running away with thoughts of Alucard being smothered via booby.

A picture of AO3 down for maintenance status

Really? While I'm reading my Naruto fanfic?

Me writing my transformers fic: I'm about to unlock a new route

Works both ways too. Writing all by yourself handsome? Or Reading for days.

a close up of a cartoon batman holding his fist up in front of his face . Alt: a close up of a cartoon batman holding his fist up in front of his face .

What my computer sees each time I'm inspired to update my fic. Also, I'm starting to make them just a bit longer so my keyboard will continue to suffer.

I'm gnawing at the sides of my enclosure!!

It's wild how wanting to write can obliterate my urge to read and vice versa. Trying to maintain a delicate balance lately.

This next chapter is probably going live at midnight. It's extra long as a thank you to the people who keep commenting.

Predator 1987 is next on the watch list while I work on my transformers fic

Anybody ever re-watch Alien 1979 and stare at Sigourney Weaver like, Damn. She's so fucking hot.

I'm going home after my 10hr shift, gonna relax for and hour or two, then write a chapter so upsetting to my lovely readers and leave it in another cliffhanger! They don't follow me on SocMed (to my knowledge) so they shall never see it coming 😈😈