Mike Escutia

Wait, your what?

The President has launched our nation and our great military into a war of choice, risking American lives and resources, ignoring American law, and endangering our allies and partners. It does nothing to help with the urgent problems here at home that Americans face every day.

At the very least, Paramount should be forced to divest CNN.

I also wonder what cable providers think about one company owning so many cable channels.

Someone likely decided to cut costs, thinking the state didn’t have enough Spanish-speaking residents to justify paying for a human to record the lines.

Someone thinking the state doesn’t have enough Spanish-speaking residents to justify paying for a human to record the lines?

Brown. The word you’re looking for is brown.

Well, that’s one way to get somewhere in this weather.

“Here, use this money so it can’t be used for healthcare or social services.”

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

Welp, my mind's blown. I was pronouncing it "Boo-see-ek".

I was closer on a few others, though: "Bud-ee-AHN-skee" and "WY-a-seck".

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You’re kidding, right?

The Tumbler Ridge newspaper puts it better than I could

bouncing off the quoted post below to say please PLEASE take this as another general violent shoulder-shaking to not rely on pinned posts in discord servers as sole archival points for information

back important documentation up locally to a .txt or something, anything

This is not true. All of the evidence from videos and eyewitnesses show the booing started when Vance appeared on the jumbotron. An accurate headline would say this:

"VANCE BOOED AT MILAN CORTINA OPENING CEREMONY"

“Articles of impeachment have been introduced over less.”

I think that’s a hint, Dems.

https://www.ms.now/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/trump-gateway-federal-funds-rename-dulles-penn-station

Must watch this later.

Ask Not for Whom the Bell Tolls, Mr. President Trump's mania to erect monuments to himself will soon, quickly (and gloriously) be undone

Johnny Carson once said the fastest measurable unit of time is that which elapses between when a light turns green in NY and someone honks their horn. But the speed with which Trump's name will be torn off his monuments to himself when he's gone will be greater. open.substack.com/pub/davidrot...

This Epstein drop is HUGE and utterly disgusting. I don’t see how this man is allowed to remain in office. Where are the evangelical leaders, the soccer moms, the folks stocking up on eggs, the farmers, the small business owners.

Decide. Who are you?

ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives.

We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.

Exactly right.

Bovino's leaving? Great, get Noem to resign.

Noem resigns? Great, defund and dismantle ICE.

Go after Stephen Miller too. Bring charges against ICE thugs at the state and local level. Lawsuits. New state laws restricting them.

Every possible angle.

mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get

Likewise.

That requires a VP and Cabinet who are willing to go against him. The current VP and Cabinet are too loyal to him.

Probably because you’re a college science teacher. That’s like a triple threat to the regime.

BLOCK them.

They are doing Trump's bidding....and he's doing Putin's.

Didn't Mark Ruffalo want to do a Columbo reboot a few years ago? He'd be pretty good as that character.

Come for the Trump-friendly news, stay for the cringe-inducing segments.

4-panel comic. (1) PERSON 1 with ponytail: The inspection revealed a few problems. Looks like your planet needs an alignment. PERSON 2: Oh? (2) PERSON 1: Yeah, your magnetic axis is 400 miles off-center from your rotational one. PERSON 2: Is that bad? (3) PERSON 1: The unbalanced magnetic field could cause radiation anomalies over the South Atlantic. Have you noticed any spacecraft equipment failures in that area? PERSON 2: There *have* been a few, actually. (4) PERSON 1: We can give you a loaner planet while yours is in the shop. Is a gas giant OK? PERSON 2: I’d *really* prefer a solid surface. PERSON 1: Sorry, it’s all we have. But it’ll just be for a few days.

Planetary Alignment

xkcd.com/3192/