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None of you understand I’m not trapped on this jungle cruise with you, you’re trapped on this jungle cruise with me.
Brb inventing calipers that have usb
07.11.2025 02:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Search result for hard sci-fi on Netflix returns a result for the Steve Harvey show.
Hey @netflix.com are you okay?
16.10.2025 14:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I had to google and make sure Bob Dylan wasn't dead yet
09.10.2025 19:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can confirm alt-text works great sometimes bsky.app/profile/safa...
02.10.2025 23:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But but but I haven't missed church once in decades! No I haven't gone, but I haven't missed it either!
23.09.2025 15:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's easier with B&B as its usually already cut to the same thickness as the banana slices
11.08.2025 20:04 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gen X version of get off my lawn: I have World of Warcraft characters older than you.
03.08.2025 00:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Same, but robotech
26.07.2025 00:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Three wolf moon dethroned!
18.07.2025 20:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0OMG
12.07.2025 21:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Only if they have fricken laser beams
09.07.2025 23:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Adventures of Duneo Nash
09.07.2025 18:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I told you we’d be back
12.06.2025 16:15 — 👍 42941 🔁 12703 💬 1573 📌 5170Use slack’s rss feed integration for push notifications
05.03.2025 20:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hume Improvement
01.02.2025 02:57 — 👍 39 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0If you’re going to whistle while you work you should at least whistle whistle while you work while you work.
13.01.2025 22:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Superman wanted for questioning
11.01.2025 19:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is like a dry heave set to music
05.01.2025 15:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m not texting anyone this late at night, they might text back. #HappyNewYear
01.01.2025 05:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
President Jimmy Carter has passed away at the age of 100. He was a symbol of what is best about America: kindness, compassion, duty and service. He will be missed, most of all by those who long for a return of that kind of country, led by a man with such strength of character.
29.12.2024 21:15 — 👍 44049 🔁 7339 💬 1087 📌 549Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?
Jungle Skipper: Nobody expects the smallish intermission!
The worst thing to happen to toast since Vegemite
20.12.2024 03:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m going to print this out and place it in my knickknackatory
16.12.2024 23:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But it has the exact same ending as die hard!!
15.12.2024 16:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1The Adventures of Pluto Nash
15.12.2024 15:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1I got mine at 5.5B and I’m glad I didn’t wait. Making money is much easier with the carrier than without, especially for trucking.
13.12.2024 17:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It rocks that he didn’t just roll with it
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