Shield349

Comic. Someone is claiming to predict the exact date of a future earthquake. Should you listen? [flowchart: start] → NO (There are big earthquakes constantly, so if anyone ever *does* figure this out, it will be immediately obvious that their method works and then the world’s seismologists will not shut up about it. You won’t need this flowchart.)

Earthquake Prediction Flowchart

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what have I stumbled upon

what is their name

Picture of Belfast Highland Greens, Belfast, Prince Edward Island

i have so many pictures in a folder named "background pictures" yet i dont use them as background pictures most of the time

heres an example (yes i took this picture)

Comic. [Person sitting at desk with laptop with machine labeled E-21 making “click click” noises on the floor behind] VOICE FROM LAPTOP: Hey all! Does your E-21 humidifier make an annoying clicking noise? Mine did, but I finally figured out that there’s an easy fix, so I made this video in case anyone else… PERSON AT DESK: Oh my god. Yes. *Yes.* [caption] I know there’s more important work in the world, but I feel like these people deserve, at minimum a statue.

Repair Video

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lock in

Comic. [Two people in a hot air balloon] PERSON 1: 0 mph... 0 mph... Ooh, 1 mph with that last gust... 0 mph... 1 mph... 1 mph... *2 mph!!!* PERSON 2: *Yessss!* [caption] Breaking the hot air balloon level-flight airspeed record

Airspeed

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Shield349's Neocities - Home

hi I'm shield

I'm a fellow Canadian who likes to do stupid stuff with technology among other things

I also enjoy super mario

if you want to learn more about me I guess check out shield349.neocities.org I don't know the site is still a work in progress

okay thanks for listening have a good day

next thing you know he will be doing Mario Teaches Typing bloopers

what is the point of this

why can you like repost your own messages why is there an option for that

An entire Mario Mayhem episode in a video game

the ultimate dillema

Comic. Two-column table. Column A lists planets: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune. Column B has checkmark boxes for whether the planets have rings: the outer planets’ boxes are checked, and Earth has a red check. [Earth with a ring with an array pf points around it. An arrow labeled “Geostationary Satellite Bel”t points to the ring.] [caption] Astronomy fact: A century ago, Earth didn’t have rings, but we have one now! It’s where all the satellite dishes are pointed.

Planetary Rings

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math

holy crap he's evil

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i'm not one of the youtube experts™©️®️, but i'd say no, because it makes people think its a new video unless they look at the videos release date
it would be okay though if you created a new thumbnail design and you want to keep it consistent across videos
again coming from a non youtube expert™©️®️

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I'll be sure to buy your shirts and cups at pixelcraftian.store because I'm so cool and I want funny pixelcraftian merch from pixelcraftian.store

it's a me!

I love having ads for a program I use to customize my mouse this totally improves my experience

OK, we'll tune your recommendations

wait wait let me guess something
they are a fox boy

Jerry Chen saying "inventing a Saturday that immediately follows Monday" as an example post for the "Saved Posts" feature

I wish this post actually existed somewhere

I hate being able to like put together a piece of art in my mind but when I try to actually draw it I just can't draw it at all

man I sometimes I wish you could just like press the space bar and then send it here

Super Mario: Champions Show, and Beyond The Marioverse

can't forget future Mario