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John Hesterman

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Fantasy Football: Dynasty writer - DLF. DFS writer/Expert Ranker - FantasyPros. #SFB13 - FSWA member. Aspiring author. #BoltUp. Comedy. Musician. Nerd elite. #Vizsla / #Rescue Dad.

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In his three seasons with the Lions, David Montgomery amassed 2,506 rushing yards and 26 TDs.

02.03.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wood Marks maintains his role, potentially to a lesser degree.

Mixon, is all but a ghost.

And Gibbs managers have excitedly lit a post-coitus cigarette, with a huge grin on their faces.

02.03.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Big arm, good deep throw accuracy with a little touch on it.

28.02.2026 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jalon Daniels throwing motion will require some tweaking in the NFL. It’s labored, and too far back prior to forward motion.

28.02.2026 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Luke Altmeyer out here doing his best Gardner Minshew impression.

28.02.2026 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

4.36 on second run.

28.02.2026 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mike Washington Jr: first 40y run: 4.33

28.02.2026 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love’s official measurements:

Height: 6’0”
Weight: 212
Arm: 32
Hand size: 9 1/8
Wing: 78 5/8

28.02.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

First 40y run for Jeremiyah Love: 4.37

28.02.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I love this thread and how it progressed.

27.02.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CVS might be the only place that has to ask, β€œdo you want a bag for your receipt?”

26.02.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Rookie Eval: Emmett Johnson, RB Nebraska

5'11" 200 lbs
Quick acceleration with no frills.
Capable north/south runner.
Not a dancer and lacks elite top-end speed.

Favorite part: 85 receptions over the last two seasons for 656 yards and 5 touchdowns.

25.02.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Falcons being willing to apply the franchise tag to Kyle Pitts leads me to believe he is going to be featured in a prominent offensive role this season. $16 million is too much to pay for someone not slotted for production.

24.02.2026 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s too early to play a drink-when-punches-are-thrown game with Team USA versus Canada, isn’t it?

22.02.2026 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cup of coffee (or two) and USA vs. CAN for the gold.
#USAHockey

22.02.2026 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mental Health is important.

If you’re struggling, there are resources to reach out too.

Please, if you’re struggling, reach out. If you know someone struggling, reach out.

RIP Rondale Moore.

22.02.2026 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a #fantasyfootball degenerate...the speculation portion of the cycle is always entertaining.

"RB X" removed team/players from his IG. My cousin knows his barber and said that he smelled like sun-dried mackerel last time he was in. He's signing with the Chiefs. Book it.

21.02.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Can we get a health check on Brandon Aiyuk, please?

21.02.2026 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My day job is in automotive service. Has been for 20*garblednumber years.

If I am advising not to attempt a repair on your own, due to potential safety concerns, please listen. I know what I'm talking about, and chances are, I've already witnessed the bad side of it.

21.02.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

USB Voodoo:
Insert, wrong.
Flip.
Insert, wrong.
Flip.
Insert, correct.

21.02.2026 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t post much about other sports here, but Paris Saint-Germain knocking on Manchester City’s door about Erling Haaland is interesting.

20.02.2026 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Breaking: Statement from CHI Bears

β€œWe are committed to finishing the remaining site-specific necessary due diligence to support our vision to build a world-class stadium near the Wolf Lake area in Hammond, Indiana,”

Recent news made it seem like Bears were a handshake away from Arlington.

19.02.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm gonna get sucked into fantasy baseball this season...I can feel it.

18.02.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I could totally see it if they could stomach part of that contract.

16.02.2026 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was my initial thought as well.

16.02.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Funniest landing spot for Tua?

16.02.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Retweeting, I want opinions on this one.

16.02.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dolphins releasing both Bradley Chubb and Tyreek Hill today.

Not sure they’re done and Tua’s name has been mentioned.

16.02.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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D'aww...you remembered.

13.02.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Allgeier to WAS would be a smash spot. Brian Robinson did well there as a bruiser type role.

White to KC would fit the unscripted stuff that isn't a 1-2 designed brick-wall-run.

I like it.

13.02.2026 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0