robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮

Seahawks spirit on and off the field!

What new mattress did you buy

LITERALLY a jumpscare

The amount of times I've said "I've never had one" is too high to count.

Full-length mirror selfie of me standing naked in a bar bathroom, except for brown shoes and socks.

Before I found my $85 ticket for forgetting to pay for parking...

Bathroom break between winning TWO of the four rounds of music bingo. This is peak male athleticism. Get used to it.

Picture of my hand holding a parking ticket for $85 due to not paying the parking lot.

Diva down, y'all 😔

Yeah it's from earlier this week. They say time heals all wounds, but the pain of paying $85 to this predatory company will always linger.

This close 👌 to linking up with some Etsy witches to curse them.

I never trust a leftist that’s still over on the bad place and gives Musk their money for the privilege. Yeah call me a shitlib all you want at lest I never gave the richest man on Earth my own money !

I loved every second of it

Astral projection ✨️

Another win for us Pisces People 🙏

Had a great time at CCs during Naked Bingo Night with @itsrickypnw.bsky.social and @robbbert.bsky.social !!!

Having to wear long pants to work when you have gorgeous legs is a crime against humanity.

a yellow piece of paper with have a great day babes! :) written on it

:)

I just fact-checked you and you're so right.

I don't think I'm creative enough. My heart wouldn't be in it to the point of matching the enjoyment of the other players.

Cried my eyes out, but I'm a known crier.

Both of those actors are on my "not my favorite" list and I thought this movie was spectacular. May actually buy a physical copy at some point.

My skin is ghastly pale right now.

If I don't look like a Costco rotisserie chicken in the next 3 months, I'm gonna lose my mind.

Spotify really thought I wanted to listen to H*rry Styl*s. 🤢

BLOCKED!

A message that says my account has received a strike for violating community guidelines. My comment says "yes, thats what they said. Good job!"

Tiktok is really something else...

Definitely could be one of my favorites of all time. The comedy was so good, and the concept was terrific.

But it's okay, I needed a good cry.

The genocide of Palestinians in Gaza by Israel continues while the world just watches.

a little girl is crying with her mouth open in a hospital room . Alt: a little girl is crying with her mouth open in a hospital room .

Just finished the last episode of Upload and my head hurts from crying so much.

IDK. Maybe I'm too woke

As someone with a small penis, please do not use small penises as a body-shaming tactic to associate ICE with being negative. ♥️ there's nothing wrong with having a small penis, yet there's everything wrong with supporting ICE.