god emperor jt

D'you ever get a stupid idea in your head and then you can't do anything else until you get it out? 🎣

When I was young and didn't have a child of my own, to my great shame, I did not fully grasp what a horror this kind of thing is.

It's a shame, a disgrace, a black mark against our entire species. We have to stop. Anyone opposed to just immediately stopping this is your enemy.

we have to!! make sure to vote for us!!

the adults in the room, everybody

fuck these losers

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?

AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

how'd they make a cap that big

I used to think there was only one really genuinely good dead college coach, Dean Smith, but now that Lou Holtz is gone, there is still only one genuinely good dead college coach

If it was funny you wouldn’t have to say stuff like this

a billion dollars a day to kill children and these fucks are laughing at it, truly vile

jesus fucking christ

losing a primary by FIFTY points because you backed ICE should tell everyone where the zeitgeist is right now

It anyone in power had sacked up and made it mandatory at the start of the pandemic, I don't think COVID would exist

it's okay to socially ostracize parents who won't vaccinate themselves or their children, in fact we should be doing it as a rule

for the last time it's just a death in june tattoo!!

why did he do it

That's a shame bc Superjail rules

Yamazaki's animation in that one is so good

15 years ago if you complained about how the extraction class wanted to buy up the entirety of media and befuddle the electorate with right wing agitprop you'd be tsk-tsked by professional tutscolds who treated you like a toddler who just took a dookie on the wedding dance floor

the people at Lockheed and Raytheon were very nasty, very rude. we said we want to blow up Iran we need missile but they said we don't have anymore missile. can you believe that? [crowd boos] they're probably saving the best missiles for themselves, NOT GOOD!!

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Eve Fartlow making a weird baba yaga face in an old Instagram story where she's overlaid the image with "I'm ready to go to the war"

put her on the frontlines

How do you explain why you dislike that style of ironic millennial comedy like Sharknado, Mr Pickles or Cocaine Bear where the entire joke is "Whoa how outlandish; a cute dog possessed by satan? A shark tornado? A bear on cocaine? I wouldn't usually expect that!!" w/o just calling it cringe & tired

yeah that'll show those dead children

The pyramidal Bass Pro Shop in Memphis with a big explosion on it

BREAKING: Iran has struck the Bass Prop Shops pyramid

Grok, please identify Iranian missile silos

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Gollum

you know we brought my boy gollum

A picture of a bunch of right-wing influencer creeps in Dubai, hanging out with Ian Miles Cheong, who's dressed like he's auditioning for a Spy vs. Spy series sponsored by tommy bahama but can't make up his mind which role he wants, and who is more or less being held up by holding onto the shoulders of the rest of them. it looks like what would happen if someone sent the sculpture of dorian gray-type occult object that represented their soul on vacation and stayed home instead. it's like these guys are hauling around a little memento mori. "bro, seriously, this is dope as fuck, but remember that all flesh is grass, youwhymsayin?" like i've never seen a bachelor party try to haunt itself

bro, for real, me and the boys were CRUSHING it in dubai. celebrities and everything. like, swear to god, outta nowhere we met the thing from Don't Look Now...no no, the one where you can see donald sutherland and julie christie like legit go at it...yeah, that one, the thing in the red rain slicker

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Dawg lmao