Alexander Yellen

Well, this is a story all about how, this game got flipped turned upside down . . . .

I’m enjoying the games and the drama, but I honestly believe if I was a real fan of either of these teams I’d be dead from a coronary.

a stern floating head with limbs, posed to look as though he's riding a horse, but there is obviously nothing there. he's horseless.

the horseless head man

They had the best royalty payout of any medium!

You're only saying that because the call went against the dodgers.
And because you're objectively right.
But really the first thing.

Hi everybody!

Wait wait wait. Why does this not sound terrible to me?! Spicy chocolate is a thing. There HAS to be a way to make horseradish brownies.

Am I... Part of the problem...?

Predicted or caused?!?! You have magic Lego! Use this power wisely, my son...

The photo:

The comments you will laugh at:

I'd like to point out that millions -- in fact, I dare say billions -- of people have managed to avoid getting a Nazi tattoo. This really shouldn't be that difficult...

Been thinking of my prof Jeff Goldfarb's The Politics of Small Things. My recollection from 20 years ago (@mckenziewark.bsky.social please correct me) is that taught that small things can have global impact. I would love to know where he stands now that these giant protests are being dismissed...

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

Silwa is like that weird uncle that you don’t like but don’t hate hate who only shows up to every third family thing to absolutely roast many of the relatives you do hate before telling you to invest in something weird like cardboard when he sees you outside mid Irish goodbye

It was the Tina Fey post, wasn't it...

Both. Feel both.

Why are you limiting to October?! To have that kind of offensive performance AND that kind of pitching?! Gotta be the best individual game of all time, right?

This has to be the greatest individual performance in a single game in MLB history, right?

Here is a block list for them bsky.app/profile/best...

My mother would suggest The Catskills, for what it's worth...

Starting to think that "a war I thought about starting but didn't" is how they are counting here...

Siri, what's infinitely worse than being forced to sit through your college roommate's improv show

We still have allies?!

AND chairman!

ESTRAGON:
Well, shall we bunt?

VLADIMIR:
Yes, let's bunt.

They do not bunt.

ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted

If Qatar is funding Trump, and Qatar is funding terrorism, something something transitive property...?

Friendster! I had one of those! It's how the cute senior girl in my film class freshman year of college found out I was a freshman and no longer was interested in me.
Which I then wrote about on my Xanga...

My favorite part is that this sounds ominous to non-lawyers. And lethal to lawyers.

3.
Been waiting on the OTHER Pedro Martinez for a while.