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Are you not embarrassed to be a police officer in this country? What dignity do you have putting on that clown uniform every morning to go waving batons and arrest peaceful members of the public?
Meanwhile, there's 'not enough police' to see through SA cases and ACTUAL CRIMES

What do you mean in big big London, UK that me in my 30’s and so many others in my age group are living, not even paycheck to paycheck but overdraft to overdraft?

Me and my work bestie ensuring that every job is a 2 person job

“Three queens stand before me. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me, and save yourself from conclave elimination. The time has come... for you to lip sync... FOR. YOUR. PAPACY. Good luck, and don't fuck it up."

I am BACK x

If you give me boiled potatoes, I am immediately going to put butter on them and mash them and therefore boiled potatoes should always just be mash.
Thank you for attending my TED talk.

Surely absurd/obscene/atrocious that we can provide freebies for literal fictional characters and not those facing food poverty???

Me as a kid vs me now

How I look at every man in a beanie hat and grandad jumper

Shuffle playing songs that remind me of him

Freshly dyed hair, new pyjamas and a skincare routine

Today is #TransgenderDayOfRemembrance. This year, we remember 350 trans people who were murdered. In the past 15 years, more than 5000 murders are documented, most of them trans women of colour in the Global South. We mourn the dead. We fight like hell for the living.

It might be absolutely baltic but it’s people in grandad jumpers and beanie hats season x

Me at the fire panel today when the alarm went off and I couldn’t figure out how to silence the false alarm

Me staring at the train delays this morning

UNQUALIFIED

Oh and it is TRIGGERING to see the obsession with discussing it as if there isn’t an entire sentient being affected by the scrutiny 😩

I promise you I would have gone into cardiac arrest

I believe in The Female Boss supremacy x

I LOVE YOU SM 🥹🥹🥹

Uber driver Uber driver
accepting my realising it’s
£28 ride thinking rush hour and
it’s a deal: over an hours
drive:

WOW 😩💕

I have been called Jamiroquai approximately 20 times this morning already 🙃

Dangerous Woman
The Fame Monster
21

Rebekah Vardy every night nominating Coleen for every single trial. #ImACeleb

Had one multivitamin dissolvable after 4 pints, 2 bottles of wine and 4 rum and cokes x

She laced this track

Zero crumbs

Relieved to find Take Me Or Leave me made it to the playlist