ErsatzEmpress 🏳️‍⚧️

A pencil and ink doodle of Sentinel Prime (largely chinned transformer robot with a big chin from Transformers Animated) gritting his teeth angrily

They'll never make me hate you, Sentinel Prime Transformers™️, or your massive, uhhh, chin

#TFA #Transformers #Maccadams

Case in point (a thread)

Leg (best Constructicon):

Professor Moriarty from Sherlock Holmes was *probably* the first Metal Sonic, but Cain of Cain and Abel was definitely the first Shadow the Hedgehog

Going out on a limb here but a combiner team that combined to form like, an octopus or something would slap

Going to go one step further here and say that there isn't a Transformers combiner team where the best member *isn't* a leg, and i'll fight anyone who says otherwise actually

1 like = 1 character I could take in a fight if my life depended on it

A screengrab from the movie A Bug's Life featuring various members of the movie's cast (a load of CGI bugs) including a caterpillar, a stick insect, the main one who's like a blue and for some reason, and other various insects. They are stood in front of some yellowing autumnal leaves which are stood vertically

If we're being 100% honest, I could probably win a fight against *any* of the characters in Pixar's Walt Disney's A Bug's Life with like, /minimal effort/, *except* the bird, and that's only because it used to scare the shit out of me when I was a kid. But like the ants and shit? No problem.

Light Yagami from the anime Death Note

this nerd:

(pre death note. I hold my hands up and say I could probably not take Light Yagami/Kira if he already had the death note)

Ratbat (purple, grey and yellow bat shaped transformer, in the g1 style)

I think I would possess just enough strength to beat Ratbat in a fight, but the other cassette Bots, no chance (also why would you want to, they're adorable)

Takua (blue masked, red torso, yellow legs, small matoran from Bionicle) with his arms raised, in an orange dry desert

this nerd (*pre* mask of light, I'm not an idiot)

Mark Corrigan from the Channel 4 show Peep Show (played by David Mitchell) smiling, wearing a black suit and red tie

Mark Corrigan from Peep Show

(just to be clear, I *do* think I could take Mark from Peep Show in a fight, but I *do not* think I could take David Mitchell, the actor who plays him)

Chip the Wolf (grey wolf wearing a red shirt and dual wielding a pair of spoons - the mascot for the breakfast cereal, "cookie crisp") tucking into a delicious bowl of cookie crisp cereal

the fucking wolf from that cookie cereal

(Also I would make a better cereal mascot than half of these fucks because *I actually pay for my cereal*, like, at a shop, instead of coming up with convoluted plots to steal it. Streaming services don't have mascots that pirate movies. Never understood it)

The gingerbread man from shrek, looking shocked, lay on a metal baking sheet

this shrek biscuit fuck

Honestly, one of the biggest issues with the Steven Moffat/ Mark Gatiss Sherlock series for me as a whole, *other than* the constant crosspollination with Moffat's run on Who, was the insistence on Moriarty being a Shadow the Hedgehog when he just really is not that at all, actually

I'll allow it (and your wrongness 🙂‍↕️)

(also breakdowns better, but we live)

I mean what's a left arm if not like, an honorary leg?

and before anyone says anything, Grimlock was Volcanicus's leg for the Legacy (Leg-acy 🙂‍↕️) toy, *so there*

Packaging art of Killbison (yellow and grey transformer with a red gun)'s Transformers: Victory toy

What do you mean Killbison isn't your favourite member of "Breastforce"? What do you mean by this?

Generation 1 Tentakil box art (blue, red and purple ttansformer with two guns and tentacles on his back)

Tentakil both is a leg, and has like a bunch of legs also. Plus they named him "Tentakil":

Santon (grey and red beast wars transformer made of elephant)

And Santon is like *all of the limbs* for Magnaboss, so I think he walks this:

Hun-Gurrr (white grey and purple terrorcon transformer)

Hun-Gurrr (has legs too, thanks for asking 🙂‍↕️):

First Aid (red and white protectorbot transformer made out of ambulance) holding a gun

First Aid, occasional leg *when they let him* (best Protectorbot):

ambulon and fulcrum sharing a sausage roll lady & the tramp style 💖

pharma on a tire swing 💖

rodimus being so kawaii 💖

Tantrum (orange, red and grey Predacon transformer with bull horns holding a gun facing upwards)

Leg (best Predacon):

Nosecone (white, orange and burgundy autobot technobot transformer with treads for arms and an orange gun

Leg (best Technobot)

Swindle (yellow, purple and grey decepticon combaticon transformer with an arm mounted cannon and a smaller pistol made of rocket

Leg (best Combaticon and it's not even close):

Breakdown (white and blue decepticon stunticon robot with an orange face and wheels for shoulders) holding a blue gun

Leg (best Stunticon):