Sam Elliott @samelliott - Bluesky Profile

no

05.12.2025 01:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ok

05.12.2025 01:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

aqui cabron

31.05.2025 04:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

all my life. the funniest bit is my mother who named me apparently didn’t know but i’m not buying it

01.04.2025 14:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what jokes do people make when they can’t talk about penis. i’ve never been more lost please daddy sam elliott shine a light on the path i must take

01.04.2025 01:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

that could’ve been ur aunt i’m so sorry

01.04.2025 01:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this is now a family friendly zone so no more dick jokes because i’m embarrassed some kind people accidentally tagged me and they saw my stupid jokes about masturbating to drainage pipes

01.04.2025 01:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

gathering all the sam elliotts like they are infinity stones

01.04.2025 01:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i’m really him in that my legal name is sam elliott if that means anything #fucknazis

01.04.2025 01:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

love u too

31.03.2025 14:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Buenas

11.03.2025 12:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

drussy

07.03.2025 01:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

beating my dick to drainage pipes

07.03.2025 01:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

small chance this account shows up in a background check for work and dear reviewers please note that i’m sorry yet regret nothing and hope u had a great time reading my artisanal shitposts

07.03.2025 01:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

arrest everyone who uses this app

20.02.2025 02:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i’m at the pizza hut
i’m at the taco bell
i’m at the combination pizza hut and taco bell

17.02.2025 00:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

typing this skweet w the tip of my dick

14.02.2025 23:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i propose skweet

14.02.2025 20:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bluesky will never be successful because it can’t be made into a verb. see google, tweet

14.02.2025 20:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

time to prepare a summoning circle and summon ethereal beings from hell

14.02.2025 15:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SAM ELLIOTT OBLITERATE

13.02.2025 22:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i will assemble all the pieces of sam elliott

13.02.2025 22:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

hello friend 👋

13.02.2025 22:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@samelliott.bsky.social howdy, pardner 🤠

13.02.2025 22:43 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

silencio

13.02.2025 02:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

good evening folks time to get some rest and beat my meat 😮‍💨

13.02.2025 01:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ok

11.02.2025 02:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*opens bing*

how to plan a sam elliott orgy

11.02.2025 00:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ok

10.02.2025 23:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

buenas noches

10.02.2025 23:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sam Elliott

Latest posts by samelliott.bsky.social on Bluesky

@samelliott is following 7 prominent accounts