I PROMISE I WON'T DO SOMETHING SO CARELESS EVER AGAIN!
25.07.2025 20:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I PROMISE I WON'T DO SOMETHING SO CARELESS EVER AGAIN!
25.07.2025 20:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
OH NO!
I'VE HURT A GHOST!
(starts groveling)
I'M SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME PLEASE I'M SORRY PLEASE I DIDN'T MEAN TO I'M SORRY!!!!!!
...
OH DEAR...
(he stops floating in the air)
UH OH.
(papyrus falls down right on top of metta)
OH NO!
I'M TERRIBLY SORRY!
OKIE DOKIE!
(floats above metta)
IS THAT?
THE REAL SANTA?!
WOULD YOU PREFER IF I STEPPED OVER YOU INSTEAD OF ON YOU?
25.07.2025 17:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
WHAT'S THIS FEELING? I'M... CHARMED?
...
TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, DECREPIT RAT MAN!
OH MY! I UM UHH I-I...
GDHEHXHDBEDHEHEBRBDBZ
COME HERE YOU!
(in the heat of the moment, papyrus pulls mettaton in for a kiss on the lips)
OH MY! A GIFT FROM THE GREAT METTATON!
(papyrus comes closer)
HELLO METTATON! I HAVE BROUGHT YOU FLOWERS!
WELL, I BROUGHT 3 OF THEM. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH GOLD FOR THE BOUQUET AND THE ROSES WERE RATHER EXPENSIVE...
SO I SETTLED FOR 3 SUNFLOWERS!
(he stretches out the arm he was holding the sunflowers were in out to mettaton)
I DON'T THINK WE HAVE ANY, SANS.
21.07.2025 20:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0IT'S SIMPLY AN ACCURATE PHOTO OF ME
21.07.2025 17:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0HELLO HUMAN!
21.07.2025 17:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*waves at mettaton like a dope*
21.07.2025 17:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0ooc - how do you people get tiktok videos to play here
21.07.2025 01:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
THAT...
HAS GOT TO BE...
THE MOST...
STYLISH CHURCH OUTFIT I'VE LAID MY EYES ON!
WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THE OTHER PAPYRUS...
21.07.2025 01:31 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
OH MY! AM I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, BEING SHOWERED WITH LOVE?
(papyrus is just standing there are the hearts bonk off his bones)
@ncxtbigthing.bsky.social bump
20.07.2025 16:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
BORING GHOST? NONSENSE!
YOU HAVE AN AMAZING HANDSHAKE, YOU LOOK VERY PRETTY, AND YOU MOST LIKELY HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE MOST MONSTERS ENVY!
I'D SAY THOSE ARE THE MAKINGS OF A CELEBRITY!
SUCH A PROFESSIONAL HANDSHAKE!
A HANDSHAKE LIKE THAT COULD ONLY MEAN ONE THING...
YOU MUST WORK IN SHOWBUSINESS!
HMMM...
THAT NAME...
IS VERY NICE!
MY NAME IS PAPYRUS!
(he extends out a hand to shake. ghosts can't really shake hands but, y'know, it's a kind gesture)
UMMM...
SO WHAT'S YOUR NAME, GHOST?
MY APOLOGIES! I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT WAS NOT MY INTENTION!
20.07.2025 05:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0WOWEE! A GHOST!
20.07.2025 05:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
(nc)
GOING "NYEH HEH HEH!" THROUGH THE HIGHS AND LOWS!
I'LL GIGGITY LOIS AND MAKE SOME BABY BONES!
I DO HOPE SANS GETS BETTER SLEEP TONIGHT. ALL DAY TODAY, HE HAD BAGS UNDER HIS EYES AND FELL ASLEEP STANDING UP MORE THAN USUAL.
20.07.2025 03:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
CURRENTLY CLOTHES SHOPPING FOR MY UPCOMING DATE WITH METTATON!
ONE SMALL PROBLEM...
I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND ANYTHING BUT SOUP IN THIS STORE...
[lazybones brother] befriended [robo homo] last night????????!!!!!!!!!!!
19.07.2025 23:55 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
i couldn't sleep last night because my brother and his fuckass boyfriend were up all night listening to the same cd.
don't fuck with me.