Grumpy Stew

From the Grumpy Stew Files:

PAX: [Pointing to the lav] Is this the restroom?
Me: No, that's just where we go to cry.

From the Grumpy Stew Files:

Me: Care for beverage?
PAX: Can I have some coffee?
Me: Sure. How do you take it?
PAX: What kind of milk do you have?
Me: The kind that comes from a cow.

PAX: Why can't you just tell me where we are?
Me: I believe I had.
PAX: Ugh. Nevermind. 🙄
Me: 🤷🤷

From the Grumpy Stew Files:

PAX: Where are we right now?
Me: In a plane. 🤷
PAX: No, but like, where are we?
Me: Oh. Looks like we're around row 34.
PAX: You don't have to be a smartass.
Me: You asked a question and I gave you an answer.
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Continuing on...

Me: Does it repel children?
Lady: Um... I... don't... know. 👀
Me: Well, test that for child-repellant efficacy and get back to me.

Grumpy's note: everything is full of "chemicals". Water, for example, is a chemical. Vitamin C is ascorbic acid.
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From the Grumpy Stew Files:

[At the supermarket and taking advantage of the free samples]

Me: ...and what's this?
Lady: It's tumeric, lemon, ginger, lots of vitamin C. It helps boost energy, the immune system, and it's better than Airborne—which is just full of chemicals.
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And none of this is surprising. The very core of maga is corruption.

From the Grumpy Stew Files:

Waiter: ...and do you have any allergies I should be aware of?
Me: Yeah, children. Keep them away from me.
Waiter: Okayyyyyy...

Leon's 120 Hour Work-Week Lies Math time, folks. Our favorite tech messiah claims he works 120 hours a week. Quick reality check: a week has 168 hours total. That leaves our superhuman CEO exactly 48 hours to do silly mortal things...

www.muskhater.com/post/leon-s-...

www.MuskHater.com is now live. Links to all of the socials are on the page, feel free to follow.

What is Grumpy up to?

Sorry if I'm not posting enough across the Grumpy Stew social media network.

Between flying a full schedule, I'm in the middle of writing two books, still doing voiceover, and I'm launching muskhater.com in a few days.

Side hustles are becoming a major preoccupation.

It's that time of year... Ugh

I've been neglecting BlueSky—sorry!

I have two great uncles on my dad's side that I'm aware of. One was at Pearl Harbor during the attack. The other fought the fascists in Europe.

I'm a veteran myself, and I took an oath to support and defend the Constitution.

So take a wild fucking guess where my loyalty lies.

Working while packages arrive?
Google Nest doorbell sends motion alerts and you can talk to visitors.
I can see when packages are delivered and picked up.
I also got to see some juicy neighbor drama.
See how it works: www.amazon.com/dp/B0B1W8WTJ...

We're always on the go but we also want to keep an eye on things at home. That's why I got the Arlo wireless security cameras. It's also how I found out my neighbor was letting her dog shit by my patio.

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Shrinkage Factor: 10

From the Grumpy Stew Files:

Me: Care for a beverage?
PAX: Ok, so...
Me: Oh, Lord Jetway Jesus. It's never a good sign when they start with an, "ok, so..."
PAX: haha
Me: Ok, so...
PAX: haha Just a cup of ice and a cup of coffee, black.
Me: Whew! I was scared for no reason.

This is what's wrong with the US news media: Just a passing mention of Texas schools being financially incentivized to use the Bible in school curriculum. No mention as to why that's absolutely fucked up.

What do you wanna bet this dude's a pilot?

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FA: Huh??
Me: Are you grocery shopping?
FA: Huh??
Me: Grocery. Shopping.
FA: What is "grocery?"
Me: You've never been to a fucking grocery store before? Where the hell do you get food?
FA: Oh!
Me: Yeah. Here's your key. 🙄 Bye. Don't be late for the van.
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From the Grumpy Stew Files and When You Work With Morons:

So, I'm signing us in for our rooms. Ding dong walks up to the front desk and takes an apple. I asked if he was grocery shopping.
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It's always good to be home.

From the Grumpy Stew Files:

Had a lovely douchebag lay into me because he doesn't like my airline's marketing practices.

Because, you know, in addition to being The World's Grumpiest Flight Attendant, I'm also the VP of Marketing.