Misha Chicackalacky

An angry screaming Donald Trump

A rotting Jack o lantern with puckered mouth and eye sockets.

Saw a presidential doppelgänger during the morning dog walk. Both of these are prominently displayed by their caretakers despite the fact that they’re rotting from the inside out.

The diagnosis: Baja Blastoma

President Donald Trump sleeping through some type of official function

I;m Thinking About Thos Beans

I’m not a doomer “law doesn’t matter anymore!” guy, but even so, I don’t believe anyone in the chain of command is gonna be criminally prosecuted for these murders. Our criminal legal system has long been allergic to holding people at the top accountable. And then you have the inevitable pardons…

Scene from the new movie “88 Mile”

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Beautiful shot

TFW you hear a child say “six seven”

I will continue to remove the avocado pit by swinging my knife blade into it with the ferocity of Michonne dispatching a zombie on the Walking Dead and then flicking the pit off the blade against the edge of the garbage can. It is one of the more satisfying thrills in my otherwise pedestrian life.

Imagine you’re among the family, friends, and coworkers of the slain guardsmen. You missed them and wondered what exactly they were doing in DC. You might have chuckled about how weird it is that they’re deployed to a normal peacetime city. And now this. They should never have been there.

(un)holy shit!

What would be the funniest and most ironic punchline to some asshole bellowing “I’VE NEVER BEEN MORE ALIVE!”?

And this particular one is very good.

A wedge of brie cheese with a label that lists the price as $6.66

The number of the Briest

New York Times online headline that reads “signs of fatigue: Trump faces realities of aging in office.”

A photograph of Trump sleep in the oval office during a meeting

One “sign of fatigue” is being asleep during an Oval Office meeting where you are the focal point of the event

Trump in the Oval Office, his eyes closed, his face suggesting a state of ecstasy. Or sleep.

TFW you’re listening to the guitar solo from “Pablo & Andrea” by Yo La Tengo.

Looks like his shoe had an autopsy

Trump is getting ready to

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KASH OUT

YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH

My own research on COVID I must do

getting a case dismissed because the prosecutor is fake has always been a fever dream of the most desperate criminal defense clients. can't believe for once it actually happened.

Former Chicago Alderman Ed Burke looking vaguely like the Babadook (the monster from the movie of the same name).

The Bababurke

“Meet my new friend. Whatever you do don’t ask it to tell you about its mother…”

How to Fix a Typewriter and Your Life (Gift Article) This is the story of how a man traded steady, grinding corporate security for a dying craft and, in the process, found his soul.

This is a lovely article.

www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

[low pitched Bishop’s voice]: I’m going hungry…
[high pitched Pope’s voice]: GOIN’ HUNGRYYYYYYYYYEEEAAAAHHHH

A mountain bike leaning against a bamboo stalk in a patch of tall green leafy bamboo plants.

All this talk of bamboo made me want to hit my favorite local trail.

I’m thinking about getting into the journalism biz

A photo of a gape-mouthed GG Allin

Reading the news this evening like

Turkeys falling out of trucks, pigs spilling out of unmarked SUVs . . . Charlotte’s been through a lot this week!

Moms for Liberty Shut Out Nationwide with Every Candidate Losing in 2025 Elections - UOMOD In a stunning rebuke, Moms for Liberty candidates failed to win a single contested race in the November 4, 2025 elections.

uomod.com/moms-for-lib...

Oh no right in the ol’ pizza puffs