Misha Chicackalacky

He’s announcing his plan to buy a pair of Florsheim Oxfords for the first 100 patriots who enlist to die in the ground invasion of Iran.

An image of the right side of Donald Trump’s head where he has had an open sore for a couple weeks under his right ear. In this image, the open sore is replaced by a heat wave map of the south western and western United States.

As foretold in the prophecy

Give or take a decade

Scott rocks and I hope to see a lot more of his work in the near future.

BOFA deez brain cells

AKA the GOATSE Index

The economy is Strait Buggin’

Proud Boys sticker at the MTB trailhead (of course I peeled it off).

The Byrne Identity

🎶I’m an American Dog
I’m an American Dog
I’m comin’ to your town
I’m gonna stay at the pound
I’m an American Dog🎵

The economy is Strait Buggin’

Albini Sessions (Benefit for Letters Charity), by Fugazi 12 track album

Stop literally everything.

Steve Albini's Fugazi sessions, widely bootlegged and full of lore, now available officially for the first time.

fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini...

Secretary Kristi Noem @Sec_Noem Thank you @POTUS Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. @SecRubio and @SecWar are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren. The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security. We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard.

oh my goodness she seems to think Special Envoy for the Shield is a real job

I look forward to meaningful reforms at DHS under the leadership of Secretary ShartStain Mullet

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

A good office joke is to suggest that it’s Friday on a day other than Friday. Another good office joke is to live in the ceiling.

Those are the classics. They never get old.

FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

I have fired
The missles
That were in
the silos

And which
You were probably
Saving
For war

Forgive me
They were destructive
So boom
And so dumb

I didn’t know they had a special “reserved for cuck” bench in the hearing chamber.

A tweet by John Koren, Senator from Texas, showing a baking dish, full of sliced, dry as hell looking meat with what appears to be ketchup on top. The text on his tweet reads “brisket family tradition.“

Yeah, John Cornyn is extremely bad, too. Maybe not Paxton-level bad, but I mean look at his brisket; the guy is a psycho.

A box of Mr. T cereal

Pitying fools *and* developing breakfast cereals

We only recognize the one true supreme leader: The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla

Wow it’s kind of like Trump just did what every Republican imagines happened in Benghazi but one thousand times worse.

During his first term, Trump said during an interview that his dad Fred was born in Germany, and it was just the most fascinating lie. I marveled and puzzled at why he would say that. It’s obviously untrue and there’s no benefit in saying it. And here he goes with it again.

friend sent this over from the other place and unfortunately I did laugh

A close-up photo of the large open wound or sore on the right side of Donald Trump’s neck

He might have Charlie Kirk stigmata