Misha Chicackalacky

friend sent this over from the other place and unfortunately I did laugh

A close-up photo of the large open wound or sore on the right side of Donald Trump’s neck

He might have Charlie Kirk stigmata

Is the treatment supposed to prevent skin?

Donald Trump with a large festering scabby sore on the right side of his neck

Baron Harkonnen from the movie Dune with open sores all over his face and head

Who wore it better?

A photograph of VA secretary, Doug Collins looking like Tim Robinson from I think you should leave

Great to know that a Tim Robinson character from I Think You Should Leave is running the VA

This seems like a good time to remind my fellow Illinoisans to NOT vote for Raja.

Good morning. The US & Israel attacked Iran overnight. Israel says “dozens” of targets. The President did a video announcement encouraging Iranians to revolt and announcing the targeting of missile capabilities + navy. Response from Iran directed at Israel + US assets in Qatar, Kuwait, and the UAE.

“Not bow to the whims of any *one* for-profit tech company”

Implies they will bow to the whims of several for-profit tech companies.

Own Drone Self Own

A photo of a vanity license plate that reads “G8FUL !”

G8ers gonna G8

Yeah but it’s a dry intolerable

Has anyone seen my friends Chip, Trey, Chad, Tucker, Chad, Jefferson, Trey, Colton, Hunter, and Chad? Last I saw them they were pulling out of Key West in Chad’s speedboat.

Dood

The “End2End” prompt at the end of DNC fundraising texts is inaccurate and should be changed to “End2Receive75moretextsaskingformoney”

Bluesky post by a guy who writes “then don’t talk about FF as if they did nothing. Or take a history class. You need it.”

He switched gears and now he’s talking about the Foo Fighters.

who did this

BREAKING

Former ICE agent:

On my first day training new cadets, I received secretive orders to teach them to violate the Constitution by entering homes without a judicial warrant.

A bowl of bibimbap

It’s bibimbap night, suckas

4 adults biking in a contraflow lane with a white car about to turn left Every leader should be required to ride a bike (if able) with a 6 year old before they provide any direction on bike infrastructure.

Years ago we had the mayor bike to school with my then 6 year old, within the first :30 seconds they were almost hit by a driver on live TV. Every leader should be required to ride a bike (if able) with a 6 year old before they provide any direction on bike infrastructure

When you die, everything that was ever on your phone screen flashes before your eyes

If you put an overpriced bag of coffee beans under your pillow, Donald Trump will replace it with a tariff refund check while you sleep.

✨ It’s a yes or no question ✨

ppl can be so condescending about supreme court decisions. "wow, you didn't know that that piece of shit justice sees this one thing in a less shitty way, which would explain why he didn't support this case? ha, you rube! you imbecile doomer."

having no faith in SCOTUS is a reasonable take. chill.

Former prince andrew looking insane inside of a car

TFW you’re watching the Sixth Sense and get to the twist

DOJ Scrubs Record of Interviews With Trump Accuser From Epstein Files The FBI interviewed one of Jeffrey Epstein’s victims four times over her allegation that Donald Trump assaulted her when she was underage.

DOJ Scrubs Record of Interviews With Trump Accuser From Epstein Files
newrepublic.com/post/206765/...

They said it. We’re all thinking it.

Things that make very smart and cool people say, “I will fucking kill you”:

-Answering deposition questions with overly long responses

-Trying to raise the price on the COSTCO hot dog and drink deal

Wow I wonder if this presents a MAJOR QUESTION such as WHAT THE FUCK????