Misha Chicackalacky

No. The founding fathers were very clear that cops get paid even if other government employees don’t. Just like how all unions are satanic Marxist gangs except for cop unions.

Wall Street Journal online headline from October 7, 2025 that reads “Trump open to healthcare talks with Democrats to end shut down.”

A paragraph from the same Wall Street Journal story from October 7, 2025“Republican leaders say Democrat Democrats need to vote to open the government first, then negotiate on any deal involving healthcare, including the ACA funds”

How do you write a headline like this for a piece that says the exact opposite? #wallstreetjournal #governmentshutdown

Respectful counterpoint: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle is an excellent movie

Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes sitting at a table wearing clownish outfits that probably cost tens of thousands of dollars.

The Unconcerned Stupidity of Wealth, represented visually.

Politely asking the soldiers eating all the food in my kitchen to move over a smidge so I can get through the door and file my third amendment-based civil suit against them at ye olde courthouse.

In Vance’s view, if a white person has enjoyed success, it was due to their own hard work and was achieved *despite* this nation’s contemptible and meddling government. If a non-white person enjoys success, they owe it all to the nation and its government and must be subservient and grateful.

Crunchy Taco Soypreme

We should be so lucky

Really shit the medbed

Cue DOJ motion to dismiss the charges in 10 . . . 9 . . . 8 . . .

a flow-chart with 2 islands. "Do I need AI?" that flows into a final island saying "No"

Danny Glover in the final scene of lethal weapon two, the part where he says “it’s just been revoked”

“It’s just been rePoped.”

Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play

go fuckin Huskies

Nazi UW students fuck off

Last time I checked, a whole posse of Miller’s stormtroopers were defeated by one (1) man riding a bicycle

A (9mm?) full metal jacketed firearm projectile with rifling marks on it but otherwise mostly intact and not too deformed.

Had a roof guy come over to check out a leak and he found this up there. 🇺🇸

Are they gearing up to finally catch that bicycle guy?

Do they make a tandem version of this for human centipedes?

I’m sure I’m not the first person to speculate that the SCOTUS’s resolution of the Lisa Cook *and* the tariff cases will hinge on the performance of the American economy in October.

Every time the subject of Jimmy Fallon’s spinelessness comes up, I think of this passage from Tina Fey’s Bossypants

Time for steroid dealers to start accepting payment through Klarna “Pay In Four”

Some billionaire giving a press conference about getting Eric Adams to jump back in the New York City mayoral race. He is speaking at some restaurant or bar and is wearing an insane amount of costume jewelry.

How’d this guy make his billions? Does he own Claire’s Boutique?

OMG this William G. Young opinion that just dropped (12:30pm) in AAUP v. Rubio.
It begins with a postcard sent to Chambers and Young's reply

card: "Trump has pardons and tanks, what do you have?"

WGY: "We the People of the United States — you and me — have our magnificent Constitution"

generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses

There’s a lot of chatter about how these generals and admirals must have been appalled and horrified by the Hegseth/Trump fascism rally, but let’s not give them too much credit just yet. As of now, they’ve done nothing to suggest that they will serve as guardrails, or that they’ll even try.

His forecasting of crushing all dissent for “every generation to come” gives strong “Thousand Year Reich” vibes.

It doesn’t matter how fit you are; if you’re drunk you’re gonna get your ass kicked.

Two images the first is Pete Hegseth on stage yelling at his senior military staff. The second image is the main abusive dad from the twisted sister videos.

I CARRIED AN M4 AND YOU: YOU CARRY THAT ...THAT...THAT...
COMPUTER!! WHAT ARE YOU!? WHERE DO YOU COME FROM!? ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE!?

An image of Pete Hegseth on a flag bedecked stage in an auditorium, where he has summoned admirals and generals for the purpose of yelling incoherently at them

POV: you’re watching your drunk dad yell at you for playing video games all the time and you’re waiting for him to pass out so you can keep playing video games.

Yeah, coal mining has never been a big thing in NC, BUT NC did have a ton of gold mines, and you know how Trump feels about gold! Maybe he’ll sign an EO to get those up and running again….

Well I’m sure they at least made him take a training on how not to beat up women while there are cameras pointed at him.