It’s me Paul's Avatar

It’s me Paul

@tooshortplanks.bsky.social

Moved from Thanet to Belfast during lockdown. CPFC supporter. Quite like following Sutton United too. Owner of a daft greyhound. Can be seen most mornings walking him in the local park.

82 Followers  |  73 Following  |  463 Posts  |  Joined: 11.10.2023  |  1.9322

Latest posts by tooshortplanks.bsky.social on Bluesky

Whereas he should address how yesterday’s opposition fought back to a draw, even managed to score in injury time.

07.12.2025 12:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Will you all please fuck off with speculation about artificial intelligence. You really don’t have a clue how it’s going to evolve. It’s click bait.

06.12.2025 11:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sometimes I could do with an executive summary.

04.12.2025 08:10 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Post image

👍 Food for thought indeed

03.12.2025 16:18 — 👍 80    🔁 16    💬 2    📌 0

Sweet potatoes are not farmed in such quantities as potatoes therefore they cost more.

02.12.2025 17:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

But they will know who the service agreement is with.

02.12.2025 14:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Post image

Bill Gates Epstein Files latest

From the new Private Eye, out now.

01.12.2025 06:56 — 👍 472    🔁 115    💬 4    📌 5

I complained to a supplier about Evri, and I have had a “Free upgrade” to DPD. I doubt that will be much better in my experience.

27.11.2025 10:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Riverdance at the Eurovision Song Contest 30 April 1994, Dublin
YouTube video by Riverdance Riverdance at the Eurovision Song Contest 30 April 1994, Dublin

m.youtube.com/watch?v=w0v_...

27.11.2025 08:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How are the nutcases getting their ideas to trump?
Shouldn’t there be someone preventing that for the sake of the USA?

26.11.2025 19:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just as EVs become more affordable because of the availability of used cars increases the chancellor is planning on charging me per mile. I don’t remember seeing that in the manifesto.

26.11.2025 13:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image

Morning fellas Quote of the day

25.11.2025 06:22 — 👍 70    🔁 28    💬 3    📌 1

The timing of the order that I have completed my chores in this week has been excellent so far. I’ve dodged the rain every time. Let’s hope that I haven’t spoken too soon.

26.11.2025 10:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No

25.11.2025 20:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This story is being told now because the glamour clubs don’t want clubs like ours to be too successful.

24.11.2025 17:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

On the radio?

24.11.2025 17:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

One day we may be lucky enough.

24.11.2025 17:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I saw The Cure perform this track in Carshalton Park when it was their best known song. Makes me feel old.

24.11.2025 07:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I seldom leave a bad review. I’d far rather say something whilst I’m at the establishment if something isn’t right. If it’s corrected then I’m satisfied, but I don’t feel the need to share that publicly.

22.11.2025 16:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Overheard in Smyth’s “We can’t get him a Hurley bat because he’s a wee Protestant”

22.11.2025 14:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not surprised that Evri are not at the top of their game still.

21.11.2025 14:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did you manage to buy a ticket?

20.11.2025 16:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh fuck. I’ve just bought something from Who Gives A Crap. I forgot that they use Evri as their “delivery” service.

19.11.2025 10:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wonder who sold their fishing quotas to the greedy fishing companies? Why were they allowed to do it?

17.11.2025 16:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 15.11.2025 20:42 — 👍 103    🔁 33    💬 1    📌 1

Very similar to the Riley Elf if I’m not mistaken.

15.11.2025 15:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 15.11.2025 14:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m sure that there will be a union to suit you. Best of luck.

15.11.2025 13:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not if you don’t want to lift all three. I normally just leave them on the hob when cooking and seldom find the need to manhandle when in use.

15.11.2025 13:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Cast iron pans that have been seasoned on an induction hob.

Cast iron pans that have been seasoned on an induction hob.

You could do a lot worse than this set. These are over 20 years old. Didn’t cost the earth then.

15.11.2025 13:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@tooshortplanks is following 18 prominent accounts