Dude was obsessed with boot activities 🥾👅
Considering how much I’ve done for our new house in the last one or more weeks I’d say that was the most deserved hour and a half nap I’ve had
FUCK Toby Keith all my homies hate(d) Toby Keith
Yesterday I learned how bbno$ was pronounced
My brain was previously saying “beebee noss” so that was wrong
Given my dietary issues I’m pretty limited on what I’d actually cook for other people so I was pretty pleased when our guests devoured our cooking tonight
Basically beef sausage, potatoes, bell peppers browned together with olive oil, Italian seasoning, chicken stock, and cooking wine, then baked
The illusion of self control at midnight
✋ Former USG war crimes lawyer here.
Apropos of SecDef's remarks this morning:
Denial of quarter—even the declaration of no quarter—is a war crime.
And recognized as such by the US Government.
From DoD's Manual for Military Commissions.
Seen. As AFAB I like generally having a lower voice and I enjoyed singing the lower alto / higher tenor parts in school
Polymarket, Kalshi and all the rest of these prediction markets need to be wiped off the face of the earth. They provide absolutely nothing of value and are corrupting everything they touch.
It’s like training myself sometime before law school to stop doing uptalk cadence
Internally kicking myself each time I don’t stop myself doing the white person smile #pain
The state of this country and the world: 🙁
Remembering Harvey Weinstein is dying, he knows it, and he looks like it: 🙂
All of the cats are hanging out with me today!
You'll never guess what I'm wearing under this ghillie suit...
Live now with Battlefield RedSec!
www.twitch.tv/just_magikarp
www.youtube.com/live/eUcShEx...
I only appreciate my sex…with your MOM!!
(Wtf is this language)
an important reminder that baseball is the home of beautiful acronyms such as Thrown Out On The Bases Like A Nincompoop
George 🤠
Destroyed my friends in super battle golf tonight. For some reason I’m actually good at virtual golf games?? (See also golf with your friends)
Coworker tells me he plans on working 12 hours from home tomorrow when doing colonoscopy prep
lol good luck with that
I wanted to do a half day (4 hours) but I only lasted 2 hours before I had to throw in the towel
Oh shit, thanks, I’ll try to remember that
It sucks that I have heat intolerance, cold intolerance, and exercise intolerance 💀 #skillissue
Blep
I started watching the cowboy bebop anime knowing basically nothing about it but I’m pleasantly surprised about the positive LGBTQ+ rep (given it’s 1. anime and 2. nearly 30 years old)
love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region
We have moved!
I need new soundproof paneling! Does anyone have any recommendations? I know absolutely nothing about them
Please please read this from the archbishop of Chicago
www.archchicago.org/statement/-/...
SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26
NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%
We move tomorrow!! Wish us luck!! Ahhhhhh!!
Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
