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04.12.2025 20:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Valve logo
Nintendo logo
Valve and Nintendo will collaborate on βabsolutely nothingβ later today.
There will be βno details, whatsoeverβ announced because, as my source puts it, βThey literally aren't doing anything together. Stop messaging me.β
It remains to be seen what - if anything - this collaboration is about.
a normal old person at the bus stop
#oc #ocart #ocsky
a digital drawing of two dogs. both are holding stars and have stickers over their hearts
Split
#art #surrealart #furryart
graahhhhhh why must stupid human flesh body maintenance be so complicated and frustrating and expensive!!!
04.12.2025 10:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0like, if i could still do the routine of going downstairs to fix a meal but instead of having to worry about 'nutritional value' and 'available ingredients' or 'my dipshit brain throwing a tantrum about what it wants to eat again' i could just eat a bar of smth and it gets rid of my hunger symptoms
04.12.2025 10:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i genuinely enjoy the process of cooking and eating food and i like to eat routine meals if only for the comfort of the routine but it would be nice if it was optional or something
04.12.2025 10:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Billions must eat candy
04.12.2025 07:29 β π 85 π 14 π¬ 0 π 0Boltund, but greyhound
#illustration #pokemon
POV: you are today's mimiga drawing
03.12.2025 22:36 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0"I'm havin a breakdown," says one crudely-drawn stick figure to another. "You'll be OK," says the second. The first stick figure exclaims, "AGGHHH", and collapses. His head and outstretched arms and legs spell out the letters O-K.
Youβll Be OK
03.12.2025 17:41 β π 13342 π 3598 π¬ 61 π 76a stylized 3d render of two cats stealing milk from a crate on a doorstep.
milk thieves
04.12.2025 02:00 β π 3104 π 794 π¬ 15 π 2Digital painting of a blue sky, covered in small white clouds tightly packed together, varying in size and opacity so as to form an undulating blanket.
We report: when the clouds form out of the ether this way, we get the feeling we are being shown the invisible mechanism that holds the sky together. The scales of this mackerel sky are rapidly joining together, and we can feel the air getting more humid. We unfold our raincoat.
03.12.2025 23:32 β π 90 π 22 π¬ 0 π 0i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year
03.12.2025 21:32 β π 4211 π 1316 π¬ 20 π 15a normal old person at the bus stop
#oc #ocart #ocsky
moar cavestory art, toroko this time :3
#cavestory
kio gets a HUG and a NICE CUP OF TEA for once
#oc #ocart #ocsky
a strip of creatures
02.12.2025 21:58 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0A black, brown and white bunny is mid-jump over green grass, attached to a red leash.
03.12.2025 10:08 β π 1603 π 281 π¬ 7 π 5the worst part is as i have mentioned beforeβ¦ itβs not actually that βββbadβββ i just have audial sensory issues and they tend to be in the categories of things that trigger me the most aaauuugghhhhhhhhh
03.12.2025 10:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i wish no more noise would come out of my neighboursβ apartments ever i have a headache tonight and am being driven to insanity even more than usual
03.12.2025 10:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0shark hatsune miku lucarioβ¦ u are cool
02.12.2025 23:54 β π 3051 π 972 π¬ 9 π 2kio gets a HUG and a NICE CUP OF TEA for once
#oc #ocart #ocsky
cheating
03.12.2025 03:30 β π 34 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0It's Christmastime again πβ€οΈβ¨
#NiGHTSintoDreams
A flat color full body doodle of Link from Twilight Princess in his Ordon Village outfit. He's holding a skinny twig and has a wheat stem in his mouth.
Ordon Link scribble :)))
29.11.2025 14:27 β π 2593 π 837 π¬ 20 π 1Digital painting of a sunset sky, a gradient of a pale blue to orange. In the middle of the frame, there is one orange cloud surrounded by a few much smaller wisps. At the very bottom of the frame, there are thin, long, purple clouds arranged in tidy rows.
We report as our expert is taking note of the altitude of the clouds: it is cold in the wintry sort of way that there is simply not enough sunlight in the day to meaningfully warm up the air anymore. There is a thin bit of radiation fog rising near the ground.
02.12.2025 22:20 β π 94 π 21 π¬ 0 π 1a strip of creatures
02.12.2025 21:58 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0