Andrew

A man tells George Bush some news

„Sir, a second Shia has been detained.“

I saw someone called him „Evil Scrim“ and I can’t stop laughing about that.

Trump/Hegseth operational security: at Joe’s Stone Crab, a restaurant a 2-minute walk from the White House, someone was having a conversation about the attacks on Iran that were going to start in 6 hours. Loud enough for the founder of @TMZ.com to recount it in real time with his podcast cohost.

Mann, ich habe den Winter und die Grippesaison nur knapp überlebt. Können wir noch ein bisschen warten?

If I could figure out how to replicate the bread here, I make pretty decent roast beef, as well as, shrimp po boys. Alas, despite Germany‘s superior bread culture, I cannot find an adequate replacement for Leidenheimer po-boy bread.

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„Let them eat offal“

Can’t wait🙄

Post old memes to confuse young people

Show me your Uber driver.

At Siberia, a live music venue in New Orleans.

First, Happy Birthday! Second, I got immediately jealous seeing that McCormick seasoning packet peeking out in that first pic.

Bet he could be convinced to have the owner of Fred‘s Hwy 30 Casino & Truckstop as the next ambassador.

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This is what they took from you

Opens app

I don’t think they need much advice from us. They’ve got a good grip on satire here. This one is from Düsseldorf yesterday.

Already texted him angrily and demanded hotel. We’ll see where it goes…

I think that’s the worst part of his argument. I feel slimy having to point out that cops in this instance were in the right…

I just saw that BS and replied.

It’s literally spelled out in the municipal code for what constitutes violations and who is responsible for enforcement.

I made one last year and it turned out ok, but my dear friend @fuckalabama.com pointed out that baking powder in Europe is different, so you may need to adjust.

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My high schools legacy

Bill Belichick unfortunately.

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You got this!

Easier than stacking 2 more kids on your shoulders while wearing a trenchcoat.

Agree wholeheartedly, with the exception being people that moved from an area, got homesick, then opened a restaurant with their hometown specialties. I’ve found they’re so passionate about their regional dishes that they go all out to represent them well.

The only memory I have of the Katy Perry show is the shark dancer memes that went around Twitter afterwards.

Seriously, I’m in. Shoot me a DM with the details and how much I owe you.

I’ve seen galette de rois at a few bakeries already. Gonna make us a legit king cake this week though.

It’s not up to the standards of the gas station on Louisiana and Carondelet, but it’ll have to suffice for now.

I’m in, assuming you are are aware this ain’t no party, this ain’t no disco, and there ain’t no foolin around…