Exxterminate

Finding out your friends soon to be Ex-wife has unfollowed you on all social platforms

12-20 minutes for a Brown Line what the actual fuck @chicagocta.bsky.social

Overhearing phone conversations in public spaces always tickle me when an adult male states:

“Im a grown ass man….”

15 minute wait for a pink line 👍🏽

@chicagocta.bsky.social

13 minute wait for a green line train.

Why does the @chicagocta.bsky.social hate its customers

11 minute wait for a pink line at 7 am is wild @chicagocta.bsky.social

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Racist RHONY is in the trenches already

12 minutes for the brown line followed by another 10 minute wait for the red line….

The funding must’ve been pulled. It shows, @chicagocta.bsky.social failing on the daily now

Those two gay Bad Bunny dancers do not go unnoticed! 🥹

His & His

Thankful that I hate alcohol

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Rachel Zoe needs to be the standard for a Housewife!

Witty! Wealthy! Whimsical!

@blockclubchi.bsky.social can someone investigate whether the CTA has had funding pulled recently?!

Waiting 12-18 minutes for a brown line train has become normal

I’d play the role of Weezing and expel loads of sludge bombs

Hear! Hear!

Heterosexual Bullshit indeed.
Timmy needs to take a sabbatical.

Shadowcat
The White Queen
Rogue
Storm
Meggan
Bishop

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Buffy: What do you expect me to do?

Giles: Your Best. (👍🏽)

Did we need another comically huge donkey dick on the new Game of Thrones show

Just finished rewatching The 4400 and the plot was pretty solid all the way to the end.

A reboot with Mahershala 10 years after mass exposure

I have ZERO interest in comic book’s with Betsy in Kwannons body!

#XSpoilers #Xmen

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The zoom zoom slander

The Brown Line being 20 minutes apart during rush hour truly meets them moment

@chicagocta.bsky.social

28 Years Later: Bone Temple was trash.

What was the plot?! Why introduce modesty after the hilarity of Giant Zombie Dick?!

Bamf Me! Bamf Me!
#XSpoilers

Matt Rogers can go fuck himself. Nobody cares anymore

Why does he keep being forced upon us. Who does this serve.

Nobody wants him.

Why must we endure Michael Rapaport on Traitors

The Teaches of Peaches

Digimon Story Time Stranger was such a cute game to play.