Dave Shields

Only her pants burst into flames.

I was stupidly excited to travel on these when they first came out!

To be fair it’s going to be very funny when these clowns invent AGI and the super intelligent machine tells everyone to get offline, avoid processed food, stroll in the woods, seek community, eschew racism, pay high marginal rates of tax and ignore the ravings of deranged billionaires.

This artwork, "Seated Girl with Bare Torso and Light Blue Skirt" by Egon Schiele, showcases the artist's signature expressive lines and bold use of color to capture the human form's raw vulnerability. Schiele, known for his emotive and often provocative portrayals, illustrates the subject with striking realism and an engaging sense of introspection.

Seated Girl with Bare Torso and Light Blue Skirt, 1911
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They really missed a trick calling it Uber and not TaxiVasion

ICYMI: Congressman Al Green Calls for a Vote to Impeach Donald John Trump.

You can also watch his one-minute speech by clicking here: youtu.be/WzvzksZVp70?...

We just moved into the "that sounds like a January problem" part of December.

Watch it @pattonoswalt.bsky.social , he's gaslighting you.

He's having HET – Hand Enlargement Therapy.

YouTube video by WSJ News Watch: U.S. Seizes Oil Tanker Off Venezuela | WSJ News

Trump is a pirate now? Watch as his military seize an oil tanker. Yet he killed ppl on a small boat. Not adding up Donny!
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God: I need a few more animals for that patch of land close to the bottom there.

Angel: All we have left are the ones still in development.

God: Perfect. Toss in those venomous ones, too.

Angel: Even the one with the duck face?

God: Empty the lab!!!!

He's dreaming of running water...

L203 Stourbridge acrylic and oil on paper 24x18 inches. #Art #Painting #Landscape

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@cpin42 - Hi I'm a Christian conservative who believes in angels and talking snakes but I need to see more data on climate change

A long tailed titmouse perched on a twig painted on an antique gilt and gessoed folding carved panels

Tomorrow I will mainly be finishing the painting and gilding on this long tailed titmouse icon before adding it to my website
#painting #art #birds #icon #triptych

Morning all.

Cookie in the Snow, Seacoal Camp, Lynemouth, Northumberland, 1984. Photographer Chris Killip.

Thank fuck I don't work anymore.

"The Green Stocking" by Egon Schiele showcases his signature raw and expressive style, with bold use of contours and a striking contrast between the vivid orange dress and the deep green stocking. The compelling pose and direct gaze exemplify Schiele's exploration of human psychology and form during the early 20th century.

The Green Stocking, 1914
https://botfrens.com/collections/88/contents/25679

I had fun reading to some Burke Elementary students at the Chicago Public Library today. When the Obama Presidential Center opens next year, we’ll have a new branch of the library for the community to enjoy.

Cover looks very... Factory

Good morning. Danny Glover was only 41 when he declared he was too old for this shit.

Works even better with an NZ accent.

Imagine the state of those keyboards and mice 🤮

Neil Innes performing "I'm The Urban Spaceman" on RUTLAND WEEKEND TELEVISION in a form similar to how it would later be captured in the MONTY PYTHON LIVE AT THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL film...

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

You can tell from the pauses this dim-witted little turd is searching for the most controversial answer.
He has 2 brain cells fighting for 3rd place.

WWJD?

Raymond Crétot-Duval, 'Le Pont Neuf, Paris' 🎨🧑‍🎨
#painting #art #paris #Seine

Landlocked inside a country or countries that are landlocked.

Community Note strikes again!