How can that be profitable for Frito-Lay?

Why did I go for Threads instead?

Woolworths should have never consolidated their apps.

Madison is a melody architect. A true songsmith. Problem is that she’ll fool me into thinking I can sing like her.

Cleaning as you cook, I owe you an apology. I was simply not familiar with your game.

It angers me more than I want to allow it, but I know releasing the hold this has had over me will do me more good than scorched earth.

I still want the McDonald’s microwave from Spy Kids. They had no business making it look so good. 😭

These Blood Orange single kiiiiiiiinda sound like he made them for some indie film OST and they went with something else.

You only get two failed s*icide attempts, cause after that we’re forcing you to listen to Mitski so you can lock in fr 🙏🏿

Side note: Uzo is in an amazing show starring as a therapist. A well-meaning one who breaks a law or code of ethics every now and then but SOMEONE PLEASE WATCH IN TREATMENT SO WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT (If that’s fine with you)

You know what? He can sure hang. 😂

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And then hanging the dish towel on the sink. 🙂‍↕️🫰🏿

Something about spritzing the kitchen counter with the surface cleaner after doing the dishes that whispers, “Fuck yeah, I’ve earned this”.

I put Purple Hearts on a calmer/low-key hip-hop playlist and it came to me that this song has so much potential as a recorded live performance.

Mr Morale deserved a live/stripped down album.

Hope I make it to church, it really does balance out the week.

And think of the evilest woman you know. She’s not single, is she? In fact, she’s probably been happily married for years, no? See what I’m getting at?

I grow stronger with each new polo shirt I add to my wardrobe. It feeds me, really.

Go off your antidepressants for a few days and suddenly you’d fuck even the hole in the ozone layer if you could.

Okay, after this ~one~ (1) last time I’ll start using my gaslighting powers only for emergencies and the greater good. 😔🙏🏿

And one thing about SZA is that she’s not afraid doing some fan service. We’re getting that extended version of Wavy before year end. She just gotta upload it while Top is sleeping. 😭🤞🏿

And if wa mpona ke laola ke mosadi please don’t disturb, I’m exactly where I want to be. 🙏🏿

If IW & Endgame ruined anything, it would be convincing everyone that all comic book films need to be serious in tone and not goofy or funny at all. Silly and colourful does not equate to lower stakes or uneven messaging

Lost media.

My therapist is going on maternity leave and thinks that I’ll just go to any of the names she referred me to. Baby girl it’s me or the baby, we’re #locked #in 🙂‍↔️😭

My musical pet peeve is when an artist makes the intro to the album a pre-release single.

The number one responsibility of Black people under fascism … keep your job and your benefits

Thick calves.

What a beautiful woman, hey. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.

Knew they had to hurry up with the vaccine when lockdown had niggas doing Onlyfans reviews. 😭