Congratulations!

I nearly gave myself a heart attack this morning. My glasses were off and I was getting ready and thought I saw a cat behind me in the mirror. I was like “you fucking snuck up on me” but it wasn’t a cat. It was dirty laundry in a basket. 🤦‍♂️

Water heater 1. Me 0.
Thankfully it was replaced quickly and the damage was minimal. I don’t recommend slipping and putting your foot the ceiling. The only thing I hurt was my ego knowing I will never have catlike reflexes.

Have Mayor Pete give the rebuttal and boycott the whole thing.

I like my presidents when they aren’t gargling a Russian dictator’s ballsack.

Happy Birthday!

Unsolicited duck pics are just fowl

A funny meme with the evil priest from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, the song Last Christmas, and Fire!

Funny shirt describing people as nightmares with a one star rating.

I need this shirt.

I like the one on the right.

Amnesia, a blue sorcery from The Dark expansion set.

Six-drop Saturday or how I felt after having a conversation with my kids.

Juntu Stakes from Invasion

Two drop Tuesday you say? Might as well join in.

Vesuvan Doppelgänger Revised edition

#promosky

👍 Dungeons & Dragons
👍 Warhammer AoS
👍 EDH
👍 Books
👍 Art
👍 Fonts
👍 Rock/Metal
👍 Cats
👍 Doggos
👍 Graphic Design
👍 Memes
👍 Aldi
👍 Thundarr the Barbarian
👍 OG Land of the Lost
👍 Kit Kats

Elwood the cat in his shark bed.

Elwood peeking out from Bitey McBiteface.

Chimera

Here’s my latest Warhammer model that’s been added to my pile of shame.

Here are my 10 favorite Commanders:
• Hakim, Loreweaver
• Spirit of the Night
• Admiral Beckett Brass
• Riku of Two Reflections
• Ezuri, Claw of Progress
• Be’lakor the Dark Master
• Saruman, the White Hand
• Minsc, Beloved Ranger
• Xyris, the Writhing Storm
• Syr Gwyn, Hero of Ashvale

I’m reading the 2024 DMG tonight and I feel like when I colored in my dice from the basic box when I was a kid. It’s a great book, I especially like the Bastions and lore portions.

My corgi has this uncanny ability to reach food on countertops. I’ve witnessed him jump up, turn his head, and grab a loaf of bread like a shark leaping out of water attacking a seal. I had no idea this dog, who resembles a bagel, could manage such a feat. Level 20 Rogue for sure!

Decided to try this app and see if it’s any better here than the First Lady’s app. So far, looks pretty cool. No clambulance chasers to be seen either. No muskrat love to be found here which is nice.