Hot Singles

Dealing with the maintenance people for a really expensive machine on behalf of a really rich person is fun because you get to have large burly men be extremely polite to you and call you sir and bend ov

It never fails to amaze and amuse me that I apparently think new york accents are the hottest thing ever

What is it with skinny people and having to loudly announce to you every time they get a small portion of food

Condom packaging if they made it like food packaging: Here at Magnum, we’re on a journey to help stop the flow of cum. It’s not just about contraception, it’s about using what nature gives you

One girl dressed up in her mcdonalds work uniform for a tiktok and was like “you guys are just appropriating deadgirlcore, you don’t understand the real struggle we go through”

Had a dream that the new kind of tiktok girl was “Dead Girl” and you were supposed to look like tired and depressed in a pretty way. conventionally attractive women would use makeup to give themselves wrinkles and fake acne and glittery eyeshadow eyebags and wear ripped sweatpants

I would describe my childhood as john waters-esque

New cocktail idea: Ass Blast (moscow mule with baja blast instead of ginger beer)

I can’t believe onika burgers

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Twitter bio I saw in my dream last night: I am in mourning because I am a hater because I like it. i meed the sample. No longer a person. she/he

I’m sorry i heard the words packers and bears and passed out, what was this post about

My heart is a slut but my brain’s only priority is making sure I can survive horror movies

Just posted four songs that were scrapped for eggs and one that wasn’t on my soundcloud!

I still have the scar

I have to be honest, I really don’t give a fuck about the new CyanBlue

Eggs is nearly finished, all I need to do is add a few more voice clips and transitions

I’m sorry about the lack of releases within the past year and a half. I’ve been dealing with mood swings related to a medication I’m taking temporarily, and the depression has made it hard to be motivated to make music. Rest assured I will be off the medication soon and back to my normal self.

What happened to all the episodes that Mandy hosted? Why did you delete them? They were some of my favorites

You love your (monstrous, evil) dog more than me. Amogus toilet

Actually i found one that i don’t feel bad about because the point it’s trying to make is comically selfish and unreasonable

I have an album on my phone where i collect the worst poetry i have ever seen and i will probably never share anything from this album because i believe in safety and the right to be cringy but i just want you to know that privately i am always cackling at these god awful poems

on bandcamp!

Magnus Cloue: Spirit Attorney, by Hot Singles 17 track album

I just published a collection of Ace Attorney themed songs I created for a cancelled fangame!
hotsingles.bandcamp.com/album/magnus...

Turns out that when you resume taking the medication that helps you get stuff done for the first time in months, you start to get stuff done

Going to see if I can edit together a version where the spoken part is this instead

This time, it will involve a lot more prep work and I will set the limit to 24 hours total. I’m shooting for a longer, more well-rounded EP

Currently preparing to make Sample Therapy 2! For those who don’t know, the first Sample Therapy was made in one day, with minimal preparation beforehand

I’m sorry I ever doubted the songs on Bae6 by the way. They sound absolutely godlike when you hear them live in a club