Mark Navarro

Yo. It’s been a minute.

I’m working on some display items for my soon-to-be-live online store.

Would any of my followers like a free digital portrait in exchange for letting me use it for my storefront?

Reply here or DM me if you’re interested!

I normally don’t repost my own stuff, but this one was special.

Thank you, @mikekitchen.bsky.social, for capturing something that meant a lot to me.

Just go to the DCFC subreddit. You’ll know immediately which post I’m talking about.

Also let’s laugh at the fact they used AI-generated imagery to try to get back at me for a little jab. Like dude, I’m petty, but I’ve never been “admit to killing 8 trees and stealing water from neighborhoods for ‘vengeance’” petty.

Anyway I’m gonna keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ to call out this bullshit every chance I get because I can’t stand idle while someone gets to reap what dozens of people before him have sewn, all because they want to be the center of attention.

“Grow up and get over it. He has.”

Oh the person who did the shitty things is over it? Well how convenient for them.

Meanwhile people are still living with the consequences of their shitty actions while they try to play the victim.

No, ma’am, that’s not how this works.

I guess since this now needs to be an ANNUAL FUCKING REMINDER:

Holding someone accountable for their shitty actions is not “bullying.”

“…away from Keyworth because it’s too wet 😭”

Well this group wants to ride our coattails, so long as they don’t have to stand in the rain while no one looks at them.

I had to miss Saturday’s match due to an emergency, but at least my whole supporters group didn’t leave in the middle of the rain delay.

One group is #DCTID. The other is #DCTIGetWetAndThereIsNoOneAroundToTakePicturesOfMe.

I’m starting to get all conspiracy theory about this City bullshit, y’all.

We will not be silent about the direction our club is going. Full stop.

Apparently the not-so-secret investor of @detcityfc.com had other ideas for the club’s new stadium. Here is a leaked render of his idea:

You’re a badass and your lipstick is always on-point.

And are these the same supporters you tried to overpower with fake crowd noise on the stream? Just wondering 🤗

Interesting. Looks like there was a chant started right before the video cut. What chant was it? 🤔

So wait…City announces Trevor James’ departure; then, shortly after, it’s announced that Ozzy Osbourne has passed away (RIP).

It’s too close to be a coincidence. So does this mean…?

When The Revolution™️ comes, you will have a place of honor reserved for you.

I’ll just be over here eating some actual good beans.

“Oy, bruv, England’s support is best, innit?!”

Shut the absolute fuck up and get off your fucking high horse. God forbid other cultures love this sport as much as you do and support in their own unique ways.

Go eat some unseasoned food.

If you were in that stadium tonight and you still think Europe is the only part of the world that does support right, you’re fucking wrong. Full stop. 🇲🇽

I’m in a Lyft, and my bloody valentine’s “Sometimes” came on during the ride.

So I stared longingly out the window and had my legally required existential crisis during the song’s duration.

First ever Pay-Per-View wedding experience.

“What a beautiful venue, are those flowers from…wait, HERE COMES THE REVEREND WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!”

I’m loving these great Chicago pope jokes!

Just checking that sexual abusers are still allowed to hold leadership positions in the Church… yup, there it is, okay.

Anyway, Malört, am I right?! 😂

Don’t worry, the other one will certainly ride our coattails once again, as they have for the last three years.

This was my nickname in high school.