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@hillenjoyer.bsky.social

To the people asking for the pics... You're disgusting. Hope the women in your life are proud of you. That's my wife, please have some respect.

5,353 Followers  |  1,896 Following  |  6,128 Posts  |  Joined: 27.04.2023
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i’m actually so good at computer. too bad my skills are wasted

04.03.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This may be the oldest β€˜butthole’ imprint on Earth Fossils show exceptionally rare evidence of a cloacal ventβ€”the slit that most vertebrates use to excrete, have sex and lay eggβ€”which could shed light on the evolution of the orifice

Please enjoy the single most amazing quote from a paleontologist I have ever read: β€œThe animal literally cemented itselfβ€”and its nether regionsβ€”into eternal history like the movie stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.” πŸ§ͺ www.scientificamerican.com/article/see-...

04.03.2026 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

breaking: three f-14s shot down over st paul by an minneapolis pd helicopter who thought the pilots were black

04.03.2026 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i know from experience that women who play rugby are NOT fans of trump so why would usa rugby do this other than to hurt their own and themselves

04.03.2026 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A Possible US Government iPhone-Hacking Toolkit Is Now in the Hands of Foreign Spies and Criminals A highly sophisticated set of iPhone hijacking techniques has likely infected tens of thousands of phones or more. Clues suggest it was originally built for the US government.

NEW: Researchers at Google and @iverify.bsky.social discovered a set of iPhone-hacking techniques that has the characteristics of hacking tools made for the US gov't. Apple patched the 23 vulnerabilities in its latest version of iOS. @agreenberg.bsky.social reports: www.wired.com/story/coruna...

03.03.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 6

i wonder if this applies to those β€œstudies” that say men are most attracted to teenage girls. oops! study participants were all white pedos

04.03.2026 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i got cheese monged at the big grocery store. i bought some cheese so foreign i couldn’t answer questions like β€œwhat is it called” or β€œwhere is it from” but it had pictures of gold medals on it so i bought it and its delicious

04.03.2026 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

its true, i won’t vote for talarico because i refuse to move to texas. there are millions of us

04.03.2026 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Painting of two goldfish in two bowls side by side who are checking each other out

Painting of two goldfish in two bowls side by side who are checking each other out

Chen Chi-kwan (ι™³ε…Άε―¬)

17.02.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

well they skipped windows 9 so it’s not really going to be 13. maybe they’ll pull an xbox and call it something like β€œwindows360” or β€œwindows one”

04.03.2026 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Boba Fett implies the existence of Kiki Fett

04.03.2026 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Rep. Dan Crenshaw was blindsided by a GOP primary loss in Texas House District 2 after being eyed for replacement by Republican challenger Steve Toth.

Crenshaw, a seven-year incumbent, has faced growing criticism from constituents who say he lost sight of their interests. He will leave office on January 3, 2027.

Follow: @AFpost

Rep. Dan Crenshaw was blindsided by a GOP primary loss in Texas House District 2 after being eyed for replacement by Republican challenger Steve Toth. Crenshaw, a seven-year incumbent, has faced growing criticism from constituents who say he lost sight of their interests. He will leave office on January 3, 2027. Follow: @AFpost

Dawg lmao

04.03.2026 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 650    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 25

i’m an important voice on here, i’m saying things that need to be said, i’m boosting the volume on these valuable opinions. i’m shifting the overton window by making the case. do not annoy me. i’m doing this for us. everyone kissing my ass is how we win

04.03.2026 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

good to see everyone being graceful about the texas results on both sides but i still think jasmine crockett sucks mostly because she’s bloodthirsty as fuck for israel to kill everyone but also that weird comment about needing undocumented immigrants to pick cotton

04.03.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a pixel art drawing of a person with a pink bow on their head Alt: mario from super mario world for the super nintendo glitching in a way that kinda looks like how it feels to have brain zaps

who up being catastrophically out of their antidepressants and getting ready to brain zap like batty

04.03.2026 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sure why not

04.03.2026 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

jfc

04.03.2026 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

another?

04.03.2026 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm taking a brave stance that may get me canceled: there is no reason for the pervert glasses to exist

04.03.2026 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 986    πŸ” 236    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 7

i however was forced to switch to linux already by how bad windows 11 screwed itself up so either way i won’t be using it

04.03.2026 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i don’t care what they say, the ironclad law of every other windows being good means this one will be good. but it won’t last. they’ll make windows 13 bad and force everyone to upgrade

04.03.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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good morning i was havin dreams

04.03.2026 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

even walter?

04.03.2026 08:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is it dinar time

04.03.2026 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m lucky then i guess because i don’t know who he is and im unemployed which means im not in tech, all around victory for aaron

04.03.2026 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that’s what it says right here actually, it has been recorded, it’s a Fact

04.03.2026 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The moon going from full moon to a red moon and starting to go back to a normal full moon, then my camera battery door fell off.

The moon going from full moon to a red moon and starting to go back to a normal full moon, then my camera battery door fell off.

Here's my first edit on the March 3rd Lunar Eclipse. 15 moon shots, 1 foreground. Taken over a 3 hourish period.

04.03.2026 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6980    πŸ” 1502    πŸ’¬ 124    πŸ“Œ 56

people have forgotten that every other windows is good. watch them force upgrade everyone to windows 13

04.03.2026 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

cuz it’s one, two, three strikes your post got four strikes, thirteen or fourteen more strikes and yer outta here

04.03.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0