Ceo of tpt

don't care who you are or where you come from, if you call me pal we are throwing hands

i'm literally putting condiments you can't pronounce on hot dogs you can't comprehend

ancient muslims be like "stfu i invented 3"

don't fucking clap at the end of the movie

i think something may be wrong with me

new idea for a show:
beverly hills bear

fuck it, why not

hey you know what would be fucking cool? if we put a stupid fucking flaccid four on the floor over a perfectly good tune like pent up house and fucking ruin it.

only the ops listen to holst

my band is nothing but a tax write off to me

me too

i think stevie wonder can see a little....

comment down below the song that plays in your head when you get ice cream

the dog isn't in me. i am the dog

the young boy failed to realize that the dog was already within him the whole time

also, when is sex 2 coming out?

day 4572 of asking when chess 2 is coming out

phantom of the opera themed party? k brb gonna burn half my face off

happy friday jr.

someone should really see if those dolphins are okay. i don't think they're supposed to be green
(that ones for all my jazz peeps out there)

when are we gonna all collectively admit that mallort tastes like feet?

gonna teach my kid (whose name will be 'worse pablo') to make a pouty face when they feel bad so people will ask what's wrong

gonna teach my kid (worse pablo) to always ask where their hug is

ig fyp is the nightmare realm

he suuuucks

gonna name my first kid 'worse pablo'

man it really smells like goodmanjustcheckinguponyouyoudoingalrightimreallyworriedaboutyoudog in here...

Miles Davis was definitely brat

i do not think therefore i do not am