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Free tip for Hollywood Executives: a great way to get me to go see a movie is for me to hear buzz that "it's pretty gay"

explaining to a doctor why I need ozempic: it's the Funky Pants, doctor. They're a bit tight

"Chief Creative Officer" is such a funny job title. Uh hey everyone, if we could maybe tamp it down. Let's not do anything risky

I honestly didn't know Elio already came out, do not know one thing about the plot, and would not have been able to name it if a crossword clue was "Pixar Film (2025) four letters" - and i basically live inside of an AMC and get all my news from the billboards on the cahuenga

Pixar’s Pete Docter Says Queer ‘Elio’ Storyline Was Axed Because “We’re Making A Movie, Not Hundreds Of Millions Of Dollars Of Therapy” Pixar Chief Creative Officer Pete Docter explained the animation company's decision to ax a queer storyline in last year's Elio.

Okay well I'll withhold judgement until I see what it does at the box office. Oh, wait, it already came out. Oh interesting, it bombed big time

Instead of requiring critical thinking, why don't schools teach students how to not think critically critically?

I overheard two adults have the following conversation at Albertsons: "they're out of 2% milk" "okay well... let's just get 2 gallons of 1% and mix them"

Challenge for those who are very confident that NFTs are a scam: Explain how human consciousness works.

Maybe you are just as good an entertainer as Elvis but you don't believe in yourself

the new Elvis documentary shows him pacing and shuffling behind the curtain, nervous before every show

FEAR ME

Bases loaded, 9th inning, 2 outs with the tying run at the plate, upon further review the game is over

Photo of my tv playing the Movie GEN Y COPS where Paul Rudd has frosted tips

Paul Rudd has incredible hair in this

The 2 undercover cops flee down an office hallway as gangsters shoot at them, but luckily they are able to barricade themselves in a room, which unfortunately turns out to be a training area for 8 German kickboxers

A vhs of the Kung fu film "GEN-Y COPS" from ~2002

I think Paul Rudd is gonna fight a robocop

1980 Funky Pants worn by Gallagher in his first special, bright red and blue 70s style bell bottoms, auctioned for $1024

It's said the person who wields the Funky Pants gains the proportional strength and agility of a Gallagher

Red and blue tartan bell bottoms once worn by the comedian Gallagher, which sold for $1024

soon I will unleash the Funky Pants of Gallagher. Soon, all will know my power

I chipped in because these tapes belong on archive.org and also because Jason's earlier skeet inadvertently alerted me to the existence of Gallagher's Funky Pants ($1024) which led me to the looking up the same pants (but not worn by Gallagher afawk) on Ebay, which I purchased immediately

Devastating subhead, sir. Thank you for your service

life was simpler then

A new "healthy" Slice orange cola can that says "GUTSY BLEND... and postbiotics"

I can feel the postbiotics working

Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me

Bluesky is where I get my news

Bob Dylan is a bad singer, but as a songwriter? also quite bad

I also Tell It Like It Is so please listen carefully: you're an idiot

Careful now, Bluesky might label this RUDE