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Jason Van Glass is a standup comedian and dog hugger in Hollywood, CA The Bob Hope American Patriot Award is named in his honor

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40 flavor Jelly Belly jellybeans including clunkers like buttered popcorn, marshmallow, and things of that nature

40 flavor Jelly Belly jellybeans including clunkers like buttered popcorn, marshmallow, and things of that nature

They should make one of these but with 40 good flavors

09.10.2025 02:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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genuinely squealed like I saw a celebrity

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Rose who apparently works here at bluesky laments the reductionist definition of "follower" in a post where she's clearly labeled as a JD VANCE FOLLOWER 

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The "follow" button confounds "I'm looking at your content" and "I endorse this content." We need two different ways to signal the difference between the two.
October 8, 2025 at 9:30 AM

Rose who apparently works here at bluesky laments the reductionist definition of "follower" in a post where she's clearly labeled as a JD VANCE FOLLOWER Rose 🌹 ‪@rose.bsky.team‬ Follow JD Vance Follower The "follow" button confounds "I'm looking at your content" and "I endorse this content." We need two different ways to signal the difference between the two. October 8, 2025 at 9:30 AM

I'm really gonna miss this labeler

09.10.2025 02:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How many people work at this fucking website?? I can't keep learning about new people

09.10.2025 02:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think the most recent thing it autocorrects stays underlined to show you it was changed?? Idk

09.10.2025 02:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
The saja boys from kpop demon hunters

The saja boys from kpop demon hunters

Leo in one battle after another wearing a bathrobe and big black sunglasses

Leo in one battle after another wearing a bathrobe and big black sunglasses

The hero Portland needed, a person in an inflatable frog costume, bravely stares down a bunch of dipshit cops

The hero Portland needed, a person in an inflatable frog costume, bravely stares down a bunch of dipshit cops

lot of incredible Halloween costume options this year

09.10.2025 02:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think I bought 10 special edition Matisyahu albums

09.10.2025 01:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it might be really good!!

09.10.2025 01:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Plus when Tower went out of business they hired a liquidator who didn't time the increasing %'s off correctly so basically all the merchandise was still left on the last day and I stood there in the store building a giant pile as they announced bigger and bigger discounts "50% off now" "60%" "80%" until they said everything was 25¢ and I checked out, purchasing the 1600 new CDs and DVDs I'd spent all day meticulously picking out

Plus when Tower went out of business they hired a liquidator who didn't time the increasing %'s off correctly so basically all the merchandise was still left on the last day and I stood there in the store building a giant pile as they announced bigger and bigger discounts "50% off now" "60%" "80%" until they said everything was 25¢ and I checked out, purchasing the 1600 new CDs and DVDs I'd spent all day meticulously picking out

I can't make it any shorter, sorry

09.10.2025 00:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

Are the crows metaphors??

09.10.2025 00:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Cover of Grant Morrison's vertigo comic Sebastian O #2 where Sebastian fights crows or something. Sometimes comics like this had nudity and it was NEVER erotic

Cover of Grant Morrison's vertigo comic Sebastian O #2 where Sebastian fights crows or something. Sometimes comics like this had nudity and it was NEVER erotic

maybe a hip indie record store would have been better but I didn't have one of those. I had Tower Records. And they sold me 400 books like this for a quarter that I didn't, and probably still don't, understand

09.10.2025 00:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 1

I've got Tower nostalgia I'm afraid. They used to operate a spectacularly large newsstand (thousands of periodicals) - and my store was boxing up all the unsold comics and selling them 20 for $5. I got so many indecipherable Vertigo comics when I was 12. This was in the suburbs. The system worked

09.10.2025 00:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

I smell a Pulitzer

08.10.2025 22:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shutting down the only purely-factual labeler on this site

If you don't want to be known as a "JD VANCE FOLLOWER" then don't follow JD Vance!

08.10.2025 19:25 — 👍 27    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
Homer nervously asks a young music clerk "where can I find the latest releases by Lee Greenwood?"

Homer nervously asks a young music clerk "where can I find the latest releases by Lee Greenwood?"

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An achewood comic strip edited to say "why did you send a check for $10000 to LAO GAN MA CHILI CRISP" and the other dog answers "I like their product! I wanted em to have a little walkin' round money!"

An achewood comic strip edited to say "why did you send a check for $10000 to LAO GAN MA CHILI CRISP" and the other dog answers "I like their product! I wanted em to have a little walkin' round money!"

08.10.2025 04:06 — 👍 12    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
Wikipedia page for delicious LGM "old godmother" brand chili crisp
Lao Gan Ma
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Lao Gan Ma (Chinese: 老干妈; also called Laoganma) or Old Godmother is a brand of chili sauces made in China.[1][2] The product is sold in China and over 30 other countries.[2] Lao Gan Ma is credited with popularizing Chinese chili oil and chili crisp toppings in the Western world, and have inspired many Chinese-American chili-based toppings.[3][4]
Lao Gan Ma

Alternative names
LAOGANMA
Type
Chili sauce
Place of origin
Guizhou, China
Created by
Tao Huabi

Wikipedia page for delicious LGM "old godmother" brand chili crisp Lao Gan Ma Article Talk Language Watch Edit Lao Gan Ma (Chinese: 老干妈; also called Laoganma) or Old Godmother is a brand of chili sauces made in China.[1][2] The product is sold in China and over 30 other countries.[2] Lao Gan Ma is credited with popularizing Chinese chili oil and chili crisp toppings in the Western world, and have inspired many Chinese-American chili-based toppings.[3][4] Lao Gan Ma Alternative names LAOGANMA Type Chili sauce Place of origin Guizhou, China Created by Tao Huabi

yeah I have a godmother

08.10.2025 02:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Everyone's assuming this is from Urban's people but for all we know these are Kidman's insiders, and she's putting the word out there

07.10.2025 22:22 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

who is this?

07.10.2025 20:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Sideshow Bob steps on a rake, and then another, and then somehow another, in the classic Simpsons scene. Jay if you are reading this, log off

Sideshow Bob steps on a rake, and then another, and then somehow another, in the classic Simpsons scene. Jay if you are reading this, log off

live from bluesky HQ

07.10.2025 19:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Goodbye forever

07.10.2025 18:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

you "asked chat gpt"? why not ask a cybertruck?

07.10.2025 17:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you're... still doing that?

07.10.2025 00:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ai is not the future. Ai is already The Past

07.10.2025 00:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
A map showing a 538 to 0 national landslide victory for any democrat who says this

A map showing a 538 to 0 national landslide victory for any democrat who says this

"when I'm president, you'll be able to get stuff in the mail"

04.10.2025 08:47 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
The Portland frog backing down an army of jackboots

The Portland frog backing down an army of jackboots

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

06.10.2025 17:06 — 👍 9732    🔁 1766    💬 59    📌 96

and me too

06.10.2025 17:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I've spent the last 2 years muting people on here. I can't start over. We need to make it work

06.10.2025 07:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anil and I are in very different lines of work and I think this is spectacularly good advice

06.10.2025 05:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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