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Jason Van Glass is a standup comedian and dog hugger in Hollywood, California principally known for his string of "Road" movies with lifelong friend Bing Crosby The Bob Hope American Patriot Award is named in his honor

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Bleeding Gums Murphy lies in an alley surrounded by broken faberge eggs

Bleeding Gums Murphy lies in an alley surrounded by broken faberge eggs

06.12.2025 08:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like even if it "worked" and it generated an imitation of a pippi longstocking book cover - what is the purpose of that?? What was learned? I feel like I'm going insane

06.12.2025 08:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the chocolate bars are good but this is too far

06.12.2025 08:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hope you have $18

06.12.2025 08:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

now in convenient caramel apple form!

06.12.2025 08:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sorry kids. We're catholics or montessoris or something now. We're sending you to whatever school strictly prohibits all this ai bullshit.

06.12.2025 08:15 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
$15 "Dubai Style Caramel Apple"

$15 "Dubai Style Caramel Apple"

Okay I'm calling it. That's enough. Time to wrap it up

06.12.2025 08:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I will become the Joker

06.12.2025 07:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Adobe brain rot software aimed at children

Adobe brain rot software aimed at children

4th graders don't have Photoshop they have "adobe express for education"

06.12.2025 07:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

what the fuck kind of assignment is "generate an image with ai"??

06.12.2025 07:17 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I really admire someone who self-actualizes

05.12.2025 23:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you! I searched iTunes like 10 more times and gave up

05.12.2025 23:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love it when a guy on the train is making a funny noise. Always cracks me up!!

05.12.2025 22:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Any idea what it might be called? Not seeing it on iTunes

05.12.2025 22:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

sounds extremely up my alley

05.12.2025 22:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Vanity Fair, Olivia Nuzzi Agree to Part Ways Nuzzi and the magazine will let her contract expire at year-end, following new allegations and revelations about her conduct while she reported on Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

Now she can host 60 Minutes

05.12.2025 22:45 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

What does this mean?

05.12.2025 22:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

mrw tilda swinton breaks my meta glasses :(

05.12.2025 22:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the state of California should buy Warner Brothers

05.12.2025 08:47 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

This is awful. I'll unfollow

05.12.2025 19:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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David Zaslav Saw ‘The Flash’ 3 Times, “It’s the Best Superhero Movie I've Ever Seen" — World of Reel Yes, David Zaslav might be talking out of his tochus, but we might as well post about this before it screens in just about an hour from now.

During his tenure Zaslav has in fact championed a single (1) creative project

05.12.2025 19:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A guy on the Sopranos says IT'S ANTI-ITALIAN DISCRIMINATION

A guy on the Sopranos says IT'S ANTI-ITALIAN DISCRIMINATION

Learning that calling people "guys" comes from Guido "Guy" Fawkes

05.12.2025 19:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

05.12.2025 13:35 — 👍 21512    🔁 6381    💬 638    📌 393
Hite Black Bori 1 liter bottle, "tea" made from roasted barley and water, aka boricha or mugicha. Goes down smooth

Hite Black Bori 1 liter bottle, "tea" made from roasted barley and water, aka boricha or mugicha. Goes down smooth

This stuff tastes better than water, maybe even better than Blue Powerade Zero

05.12.2025 18:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Scam Economy. Some of these stores have 40% of the items ringing up at a higher price

05.12.2025 18:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the state of California should buy Warner Brothers

05.12.2025 08:47 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

might as well go ahead and bookmark this post for later

05.12.2025 08:36 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Screenshot of a Great 3 skeet run about a Star Trek trading card where odo loses his virginity, at:
https://bsky.app/profile/jfruh.bsky.social/post/3m77p5kcqa22w

which says:


‪Josh Fruhlinger‬
 ‪@jfruh.bsky.social‬
· 2h
hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it



22

219

1K




‪Patrick Monahan‬
 ‪@pattymo.com‬
· 2h
It looks like they’re both dying

9

1

139



a pound of flax
‪@oatsmemento.bsky.social‬

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le petit Worf
Dec 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Screenshot of a Great 3 skeet run about a Star Trek trading card where odo loses his virginity, at: https://bsky.app/profile/jfruh.bsky.social/post/3m77p5kcqa22w which says: ‪Josh Fruhlinger‬ ‪@jfruh.bsky.social‬ · 2h hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it 22 219 1K ‪Patrick Monahan‬ ‪@pattymo.com‬ · 2h It looks like they’re both dying 9 1 139 a pound of flax ‪@oatsmemento.bsky.social‬ Follow le petit Worf Dec 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM 1 quote 49 likes

this website is extremely good

05.12.2025 07:41 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I've seen the card many times, but never like this. Will probably never unsee

05.12.2025 07:37 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my whole life would be different if bluesky had a drafts folder

05.12.2025 02:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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