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Jason Van Glass is a standup comedian and dog hugger in Hollywood, California principally known for his string of "Road" movies with lifelong friend Bing Crosby The Bob Hope American Patriot Award is named in his honor

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Stop doomscrolling! It's time to pay rent

01.03.2026 08:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Empire Strikes Back would be better if Luke met that little frog to become a Jedi and he just gave him a gun

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@jfruh.bsky.social did you like Twinless? ( I loved Twinless!! )

01.03.2026 06:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I read a lot of website recipes and followed the simple instructions on the package and I think there's a 0% chance I made it correctly. Pretty good tho!

01.03.2026 06:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you are in the US MilItary and pressed a button that murdered children today, or ordered someone to press the button, or simply hatched the button pressing plan, don't give up hope! 25 people at Nuremberg were acquitted! Maybe that'll be you!

01.03.2026 06:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thinking of all the military members serving in these operations. What a stupid thing to spend the rest of your life in prison for.

01.03.2026 05:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They murdered a bunch of children on behalf of a demented pedophile

01.03.2026 05:45 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I sat my white ass down and listened

01.03.2026 05:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I want to live in a world where we regularly make art as beautiful as the new Gorillaz music video, and every criminal currently in power is in prison

01.03.2026 03:20 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

idk, maybe?

01.03.2026 03:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Poster for the 2023 Japanese movie The River

Poster for the 2023 Japanese movie The River

I watched The River (2023) at some point. Feature length sci-fi comedy shot in one take. Very creative and cool. You should add it to Your List

01.03.2026 03:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm not sure the last time I actually watched something on Kanopy. Every 6 weeks I open the app and add 5 or 6 more things to watch later

01.03.2026 03:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
My amc a list reservations: Napa Boys with live q&a starting rn. (John Woo and Kiki's Delivery Service 4k in March)

My amc a list reservations: Napa Boys with live q&a starting rn. (John Woo and Kiki's Delivery Service 4k in March)

I'm going in blind right now to something similar (perhaps?)

01.03.2026 03:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Whatever you're doing online right now isn't as good as watching this

01.03.2026 01:53 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Ancient Grains with Superfruit (oatmeal with half a banana) - $22

01.03.2026 00:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's beautiful

01.03.2026 00:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I watched it on my 100' projector screen and decided they should do whatever would make it Oscar eligible for animated short

28.02.2026 17:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Beginning to think I'm not gonna get through the 97 movies on my Kanopy watch list

28.02.2026 08:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Instagram ad featuring a 3d rendering/animation of what looks like a fancy screwdriver bit set but is actually for dental implants

Instagram ad featuring a 3d rendering/animation of what looks like a fancy screwdriver bit set but is actually for dental implants

If you saw an ad for a medical device called a bone expander would you click it? Well of course, we all want more expansive bones, but little did I know that’s a dental implant tool and although this was like three years ago Instagram continues to try and sell me dental implant tools.

28.02.2026 07:24 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

He said "follow me" and took me behind the curtain into an unused part of the convention hall. He sat on the floor and drew me a Jimmy Corrigan. He signed my copy of his Batman build-a-model toy. He probably spent like 20 minutes talking to me while he did it. Above and beyond. Just very cool.

28.02.2026 08:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Chris Ware treated me like this once. I asked him if it was true he was trying to collect every copy of his first comic from college and destroy it -- The rumor was he was trading original art for copies of the book. He said why do you ask? and I pulled out the book

28.02.2026 07:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this is genuinely Buddha-like

28.02.2026 07:22 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Gorillaz - The Mountain, The Moon Cave and The Sad God
YouTube video by Gorillaz Gorillaz - The Mountain, The Moon Cave and The Sad God

This was as good as everyone said it was. They should play this in theaters before every film instead of that AMC coca-cola ad where they tell you about the concept of movies

28.02.2026 07:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 1
A man excited to use the new Japanese bathing pod that looks like a Star Trek Shuttle

A man excited to use the new Japanese bathing pod that looks like a Star Trek Shuttle

A view from inside the pod shows that it doubles as a movie screen. The subtitles translate Japanese explaining it chooses visuals to help you calm down

A view from inside the pod shows that it doubles as a movie screen. The subtitles translate Japanese explaining it chooses visuals to help you calm down

Watching Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey the way the director intended, inside the Futuristic Japanese Bathing Pod

28.02.2026 06:31 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is great news for people who need assistance bathing, and also great news for me, a guy who wants to bathe in the bubble pod

28.02.2026 05:58 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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Lieutenant Reginald Barclay, a meek man who lacks confidence on Star Trek TNG, with a word ballon over his head to make him say the words in the skeet. He had a "holodeck addiction" which I think we can all admit meant he was jacking off in there

Lieutenant Reginald Barclay, a meek man who lacks confidence on Star Trek TNG, with a word ballon over his head to make him say the words in the skeet. He had a "holodeck addiction" which I think we can all admit meant he was jacking off in there

"well, I asked chatgpt..."

28.02.2026 05:36 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Yes! Any other DC book you are reading won't make sense unless you read this

27.02.2026 21:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

can you circumcise Superman? How? Find out this fall in a 12 issue original series

27.02.2026 19:41 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0