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life was simpler then

A new "healthy" Slice orange cola can that says "GUTSY BLEND... and postbiotics"

I can feel the postbiotics working

Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me

Bluesky is where I get my news

Bob Dylan is a bad singer, but as a songwriter? also quite bad

I also Tell It Like It Is so please listen carefully: you're an idiot

Careful now, Bluesky might label this RUDE

#4

Volume two of the TPB just came out digitally and it's mind blowing. I hope this exact creative team does 100 issues

Wonder Woman is high on psychedelic flowers but that doesn't stop her from slugging some man-fishes

@danielemmons.bsky.social Every page of Absolute Wonder Woman is a masterpiece if you're looking for something to read

The last time I worked as an editor on a newspaper was also in college and we actually only published articles we liked. If you think an editor just publishes anything submitted to them without editing it, that sounds like a media literacy problem on your part

Let's not

wow I wonder if anyone's ever done a survey like this and what the results were? Not gonna bother to look it up, as I'm fairly confident it would prove me right and all you stupid leftists wrong

oh okay, glad we cleared that up

well said. I'm a lifelong republican who voted for Trump twice but now I'm voting for you because of this great statement

THE ART OF PROPAGANDA -- By Adolf Hitler (Published 1941)

just because the New York Times published a translation of Mein Kampf on its editorial page doesn't mean they agree with it you stupid leftists

Not including this person's handle, because I don't want to start a big pile-on of everyone saying they are right

wHaT hAs tHe NeW yOrK TiMeS pUbliSheD kNoWinG iT wAs fAlSe??

did they get this story right?

me sleeping under 3 weighted blankets

a few days ago when we were doing reverse-discourse by naming "the worst fruit" - that was probably the maddest I've ever been in my whole life. Oh you "don't like oranges"?? you fucking moron. You god damned simpleton

Most citruses we eat are a combination of the genes from 3 wild plants: Wild mandarins, wild pomelos, and citrons. But not key limes. Key limes are a cross between micrantha (a wild citrus from islands in the Phillipines) and citrons. And kumquats are wild. Thus a pyramid is required to visually map the full hybridization of citrus cultivars, as this 2 dimensional triangle diagram claims to do

If I was a citrus scientist I'd spend all my time rendering this genetic mapping triangle as a true pyramid by adding corners for wild kumquats and micrantha. That way you could map any citrus cultivar onto three dimensional space. Yes, I would be driven to madness by my work, thank you for asking

Chart showing the genetic origins of many citruses like Lemons, Limes, Graiefruit, and Tangerines, which are all descended from 3 wild fruits: Citron, Wild Madarin, and Wild Pomelo though respect for Kumquat getting in there

educate yourself

she sounds awesome, thanks for the heads up

A brave man stands and speaks his mind in the Norman Rockwell Four Freedoms painting

"Cuties" is a brand name for many different varieties of similar looking mandarin oranges, so that they can be marketed year round, but some of the varieties are better than others. You should be able to buy one Cutie before committing to a 3lb box, so that you don't end up with a box of bad Cuties

comparing things to The Onion is a bit overplayed, but it's literally The Onion. She's doing one of the most famous Onion bits verbatim.

It's like of I came on here and started discourse by posting "Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?" to scold the Left