Kandorkovich

I’m almost done with a replay of Sekiro, now you’re gonna give me a hankering to slam my head against Promised Consort again

hey we're doing an operation called Based Epic Chad. lol. everybody will think this is awesome. we will never end up like Mussolini

I’m pretty irked that the NYT ed board’s piece opposing war with Iran agrees that Iran getting nuclear weapons is unacceptable but makes no mention of the fact that we had a non-military solution to this problem literally 10 years ago (JCPOA) which Trump blew up for no reason.

Don’t worry, he’s on it!

and to make it explicit, If you’re watching videos of kids get incinerated you’re not bearing witness, you’re almost guaranteed to transform into an incredibly unpleasant person who’s going to be a liability to whatever cause he cares about until thats dealt with

other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life

she's doing a good job hiding it in this picture, but she's also polydactyl, with an extra toe on all but one of her feet

Post a pic you took, no context, to add some zen to the timeline

time traveler from 12 months from now just sent me this

Her brother is also extremely handsome just so u kno

Current trending topics: US-Iran relations (hot!), Pokemon, Browt (a new Pokemon), Pokemon

Normal Friday

Can’t involuntarily transform men into smoke shows with the power of Mountain Dew anymore, because of anti-woke.

I love the website where we all log on and Act Normal at each other

I think my followers know I'm part of the "155% tax rate for billionaires at home and 155mm for dictators abroad" caucus.

Obviously gotta approach with a certain amount of caution but pleasantly surprised that the new Pokemon gen doesn’t look like total ass, usually GF can’t even manage that much for the reveal trailers

the similarity between the lefty hippie health stuff and the MAHA health stuff is believing that there was some ideal time when people "ate right" - the former usually goes back to, like, the Neolithic and the latter goes to about 1955

I'm watching Deadwood rn and it's got me thinking about someone 100 years from now writing a show about zoomers in iambic pentameter

sorry to historypost but there's actually a clear reason for that—American Catholics are generally descended from lower-class post-independence immigrants, while (white) American Protestants, especially in the South and Northeast, are quite often descended from colonial settlers

it's 2016: north carolina introduces a bill to ban trans people from using bathrooms safely. there's a national outcry; companies withdraw business up to and including the NCAA cancelling a publicized game. the bill fails.

it's 2026: kansas passes a law nullifying trans people's licenses. crickets.

Here’s a more recent album cover I love

Fantastic prompt. Hard to pick anyone favorite but I’ve got to shout out to Baroness for their beautiful album covers

love this game but I do feel like there should maybe be 1 more memory-granting boss before genichiro, he's such a massive wall and then the next several bosses are way easier by comparison

honestly so fucked up that the next major boss in Sekiro after "ape that gets back up after you cut its head off" is "same ape, but now two of them"

In general, I feel very strongly that no writing I produce should be generated via a language model, but cover letters test my resolve on this point

remember when david klion gave the marshal petain speech about how we should return to Twitter because the masses are still on Twitter

Tennessee Holler fucking sucks in case you didn't know already

YouTube video by hemlocke springs hemlocke springs - be the girl! (Official Video)

Fuck the state of the union, you could be listening to hemlocke springs

youtu.be/-OW6gkIDeEE?...

"There's nothing 'round here that a miracle won't mend"

You Let My Tyres Down, Paradise, and Irukandji Syndrome all going absolutely bonkers