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A few grumpy gits and their friends. Don't agree with each other, unlikely to agree with you.

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Remember when The Hundred was specifically designed to attract cricket fans from the British Pakistani community because it would shake off the "pale, stale and male" image of county cricket and the England team?

19.02.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Why do commentators keep getting hired then? Because their communication skills help massively in job interviews, and they have more name recognition and connections than almost anyone outside the media.

To fix English cricket, you must first fix the ECB's recruitment methods.

17.02.2026 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

People opposing Strauss' possible return to the ECB are suggesting Atherton, Hussain or even Vaughan as alternatives. This misses the point.

Commentators main skill is to talk plausibly about cricket. When hired in more hands-on roles, in all sports, they almost always fail.

17.02.2026 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

At the halfway point of the Men's T20 World Cup group stages, neither England nor Australia are in the top two spots needed to make the next round.

If both don't qualify, expect the next World Cup to be restructured to ensure the Big Three are guaranteed more matches.

13.02.2026 09:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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With that short innings from captain Harry Brook, he probably has time for a quick pint before he has to face the media.

Not that he has a problem, obviously...

22.01.2026 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sussex CCC placed in special measures over alleged financial mismanagement Sussex have been placed in special measures by the England and Wales Cricket Board due to alleged financial mismanagement

The thing to remember about the ECB putting Sussex into special measures due to its long term financial mismanagement is that the ECB hired the then-CEO of Sussex CCC as its Managing Director Of The Professional Game just two year ago.

You've got to laugh... www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/j...

18.01.2026 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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England’s booze-fuelled Ashes left Stokes and McCullum divided Telegraph Sport details England’s wretched time Down Under that was marred by controversies off the pitch and woeful performances on it

Rob Key apparently gave Harry Brook a "final warning" three months ago regarding his drunken behaviour.

What followed showed Key's complete lack of authority or respect from the players. They clearly see him more as a golf partner than a boss. He has to go. www.telegraph.co.uk/cricket/2026...

11.01.2026 09:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ashes 2025-26: Harry Brook apologises after altercation in New Zealand nightclub England's Harry Brook apologises after being involved in an altercation with a nightclub bouncer the night before an ODI on the tour of New Zealand that preceded the Ashes.

We would like to apologise to the ECB, specifically Brendon McCullum and Rob Key.

We have long said that the ECB couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery, but this team has demonstrated that they can organise one anywhere. This is progress. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke...

08.01.2026 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

The tough pill for England and their fans to swallow is that this was a genuine opportunity to win an overseas Ashes.

Australia had a relatively weak batting lineup, and only one of their first choice bowlers through most of this series, but still dominated England.

08.01.2026 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

McCullum and Stokes can think themselves lucky that they are not in football, because a performance like last night would be framed as them having "lost the dressing room" and they would be hounded until they were sacked.

06.01.2026 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Under Brendon McCullum, England's Test team haven't won a series against India or Australia (in four attempts), and finished fifth out of nine teams in the 2023-25 World Test Championship.

There's clearly room for improvement here.

02.01.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Recommendation 14: Sustain an exciting 'shop window' for the game

Our proposed Actions
Β· Create a clear style of cricket for England, aligned to What it Takes to Win, that everyone understands, buys into, and knows their role in
Β· Create inclusive culture so everyone feels welcome – both new and existing players and staff – giving players the psychological safety to express themselves.

Our Rationale
England may not always be able to compete financially with T20 leagues, but it can coexist as an option for players by being attractive on culture and style of play, creating an environment that players want to be a part of. England have established and will look to sustain this with their white-ball teams and are on the path to establishing this in Test cricket. This will help deliver an engaging, exciting style of cricket, where the mentality is to focus on playing in the right style and letting the results look after themselves.

Recommendation 14: Sustain an exciting 'shop window' for the game Our proposed Actions Β· Create a clear style of cricket for England, aligned to What it Takes to Win, that everyone understands, buys into, and knows their role in Β· Create inclusive culture so everyone feels welcome – both new and existing players and staff – giving players the psychological safety to express themselves. Our Rationale England may not always be able to compete financially with T20 leagues, but it can coexist as an option for players by being attractive on culture and style of play, creating an environment that players want to be a part of. England have established and will look to sustain this with their white-ball teams and are on the path to establishing this in Test cricket. This will help deliver an engaging, exciting style of cricket, where the mentality is to focus on playing in the right style and letting the results look after themselves.

Recommendation 14 from the review mandated a implementing a single, 'exciting' style of cricket for the team, whilst also prioritising both this style and the players' morale over results.

"Letting the results look after themselves."

Sounds familiar...

22.12.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Recommendation 2: Improve our shared understanding of what it takes to win.

Update What it Takes to Win (WITTW) research on the batting and bowling skills required to win in Test and limited overs cricket. This includes broadening the analysis to include a deeper understanding of the physical and psychological factors that predict how well a player may perform in elite cricket
Β· Embed the game’s WITTW analysis into the ECB coaching curriculum and the wider network ethos
Β· Implement mobile ball tracking technology within the domestic game to ensure that any WITTW skills are measured objectively.

Recommendation 2: Improve our shared understanding of what it takes to win. Update What it Takes to Win (WITTW) research on the batting and bowling skills required to win in Test and limited overs cricket. This includes broadening the analysis to include a deeper understanding of the physical and psychological factors that predict how well a player may perform in elite cricket Β· Embed the game’s WITTW analysis into the ECB coaching curriculum and the wider network ethos Β· Implement mobile ball tracking technology within the domestic game to ensure that any WITTW skills are measured objectively.

For example: The 2022 review's second recommendation is to identify key factors which can be measured by ball tracking in county cricket and used for team selection.

Rob Key has done this in relation to 'release height' and bowler speed, without success.

22.12.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

While Sir Andrew Strauss uses England's failures to tout his 2022 High Performance Review, he doesn't say that Rob Key was a co-author of that review.

Key has also implemented parts of that review, which we did a point-by-point critique of at the time: beingoutsidecricket.com/2022/11/02/t...

22.12.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
England said their four nights in the beach resort of Noosa had been scheduled for more than a year, which possibly leaves it as one of the best-planned parts of the tour.

Some used it in the spirit it was intended. Root, for example, had accommodation with his family away from the main drag and was never spotted near a bar. It was curious that more family members were not present for what was billed as a break from the Ashes.

For others, it was a glorified stag do. Some members of the team followed two days of drinking in Brisbane with four more in Noosa – six in total, as many days as there had been of Test cricket at this point in the tour.

The England party was hardly inconspicuous, drinking by the side of the road, with plenty wearing traditional Akubra hats that became the uniform of the holiday.

There was a three-line whip issued to attend a kick-about on the beach, where England were sledged by local radio DJs and mingled with other holidaymakers.

Stokes was seen out running, while on another occasion strength and conditioning coach Pete Sim invited the entire group for a run along the coast at 07:45am. Smith, Bashir and Tongue were the only players to turn out.

England said their four nights in the beach resort of Noosa had been scheduled for more than a year, which possibly leaves it as one of the best-planned parts of the tour. Some used it in the spirit it was intended. Root, for example, had accommodation with his family away from the main drag and was never spotted near a bar. It was curious that more family members were not present for what was billed as a break from the Ashes. For others, it was a glorified stag do. Some members of the team followed two days of drinking in Brisbane with four more in Noosa – six in total, as many days as there had been of Test cricket at this point in the tour. The England party was hardly inconspicuous, drinking by the side of the road, with plenty wearing traditional Akubra hats that became the uniform of the holiday. There was a three-line whip issued to attend a kick-about on the beach, where England were sledged by local radio DJs and mingled with other holidaymakers. Stokes was seen out running, while on another occasion strength and conditioning coach Pete Sim invited the entire group for a run along the coast at 07:45am. Smith, Bashir and Tongue were the only players to turn out.

Famously, Olympic athletes prepare for the biggest sporting event of their lives by going on a week-long bender a few days beforehand.

It really puts them in the physical and mental state required to reach the very pinnacle of their abilities.

21.12.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

McCullum was right. If anything, England overprepared for this series.

After all, they could have lost 3-0 without practicing at all...

21.12.2025 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Balls taken to lose an Ashes series in Australia:
2010/11: 10,010*
2006/07: 7,022
2017/18: 6,623
2013/14: 6,443
2001/02: 5,380
2021/22: 5,115

This series is now at 4,480, which is 105.5 overs less. The only way this isn't the quickest loss this century is if England win or draw.

20.12.2025 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ben Stokes didn't bowl at all today, which is especially worrying considering that he has England's best bowling average in this series and the must-win nature of the match.

Whatever the issue, it must be serious.

19.12.2025 07:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As it stands overnight, while he is not out, Jofra Archer has the second-highest batting average for England in this Ashes.

Even if he was dismissed without scoring another run, he would still be ahead of Crawley, Jacks, Pope, Duckett and Smith, halfway through the series.

18.12.2025 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The only thing I've found on this suggests Gilchrist is an inch taller than Fisher. I've also not been able to find anything which suggests Fisher plays golf.

09.12.2025 08:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Matthew Fisher has taken two wickets for 259 runs in four innings during the Lions tour of Australia, which is an average of 129.50.

By comparison, Nathan Gilchrist has taken nine wickets at an average of 32.56 for the Lions.

09.12.2025 07:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Jofra Archer:
Has a higher batting average than Stokes, Duckett and Smith so far in this series.
Would have a much better bowling average if England could catch.
Has bowled more overs for England in this series than everyone bar Atkinson.
Gets clicks when he's in the headline.

08.12.2025 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

The men's England cricket team is good at winning some things. They have won the toss in their last seven Tests.

In those matches, their record is won 2, lost 4, drew 1.

07.12.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

England survive a whole session without losing a wicket, but because they only scored at 2.46 runs per over it doesn't count and is in fact a moral victory for Australia.

07.12.2025 06:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everything for England to play for tomorrow.

Will they lose by an innings, or lose by a mere ten wickets? Wake up at 4am to find out!

06.12.2025 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Australia are into the tail now...

06.12.2025 10:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'Only' 12 overs short today, a huge improvement on the 16 lost yesterday.

England will probably get hit with a points penalty in the World Test Championship though because, unlike Australia, they didn't take their chances in the field.

05.12.2025 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

England have skipped directly to Step 4 in the cycle, renewing the contracts of everyone bar Kate Cross from the squad who lost the Ashes 16-0 and then limped out of the following ODI World Cup.

It doesn't look like anyone new will be in the T20 World Cup team next year.

03.12.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More trouble at Middlesex.

Some questions members might want to ask at Tuesday's public meeting:

1) How much has Middlesex spent on legal fees and crisis management consultants during Cornish's tenure so far?
2) Will the club be funding Cornish's legal defense?

01.12.2025 07:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Three Ashes squad players to join Lions for Prime Minister’s XI fixture The day/night match will be played at the Manuka Oval in Canberra.

England have announced that they will be sending just three players from the senior squad to the pink ball warmup game this week: Bethell, Potts and Tongue.

The reaction if they lose the next Test could get extremely ugly.

www.ecb.co.uk/news/4408007

24.11.2025 08:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0