Jayyy

It’s kind of just a joke. 🤷‍♀️

You can claim anything else in existence is a "distraction" from anything else, if you want.

But all you're really saying is, "I'm unable to stop thinking about this, so how dare you even for a minute."

Healthy people are capable of thinking about multiple things, within the same 60 seconds, even.

two minions wearing goggles and overalls are waving their hands in the air . ALT: two minions wearing goggles and overalls are waving their hands in the air .

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Well, at least my death will be hilarious I thought, and then I regained control and made it to my destination safely. ALL PRAISE BE TO MINIONS! BANANA!!! 🍌
#floridaliving #floridalife

(2) the last thing I saw before regaining control was coming VERY CLOSE to the MINIONS bus which as one would imagine is bright yellow, covered in minions and the back says “BANANA!”

(1) Yesterday I was driving on I-4 in Orlando close to Disney when it started pouring rain. I started to hydroplane and I started praying (no one’s an atheist when they think death is at hand)

Significant portions of Article I of the U.S. Constitution were removed from the version published on Congress’ official Constitution website. Large parts of Section 8(which outlines the powers of Congress) were deleted, and Sections 9 and 10,

I knew Sydney Sweeney was a republican a long time ago due to those dead ass eyes

Does anyone else now struggle a little to listen to Biggie in the light of the P Diddy shit? I be just vibin then I’m like oh I bet they did have someone’s daughter tied up in a Brooklyn basement

Kendrick should buy Ye’s catalog and just redo all the classics. Kendrick’s version

Ontario, if you're listening, you might want to cut off electricity to the US tonight at 9 PM.

JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

What if Drake sent us 5000 dollar checks never to listen to Kendrick again 😂

always morbidly curious when I lose followers

I have ALWAYS been this unhinged so WHAT WAS THE FINAL STRAW

lmao

I think the rumor about Luigi doing adult films is just to distract all the queer communists from all the rights they keep taking from us

a penguin with a flower on its head and a red shirt ALT: a penguin with a flower on its head and a red shirt

If only our President loved this country as much as he loves Russia.

I deleted X and Facebook but I don’t think I’ll ever get rid of tiktok because Margaret Cho follows me 😍

Does anyone else get nervous now waiting on your check to deposit like ughhh we are in the handmaids tale now is this the day they don’t let us work and have money anymore 😭😂

I told a bigot on Facebook today that his grand baby ugly as hell it was like the good old days 😂

The guy actually ended up being a scammer and literally changed his name to post Malone mid conversation HAHAJA

And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.

Never normalize the seig heil. Nazis are evil genocidal monsters and must always be destroyed.

A follower wanted to see my dog this is cupcake

“I bet you’ll take Musks DOGE check!”
I used to be a hooker…I’ll take anyone’s money he’s not special.

3️⃣ What you can do today:

Speak up when people mock or spread lies about trans people.
Give money directly.
Offer shelter and relocation help for trans people fleeing hostile states.
Support trans healthcare access—help pay for prescriptions, hair removal, or voice therapy.

1️⃣ The Trump administration is back, and trans people are under attack—again. Republicans came into power with a plan to make life harder for trans people.

If you're wondering how to actually help, this thread is for you. 🧵

As a narcissist It also makes me sad that I took the real picture of me down. I’m actually pretty cute but I don’t need to be more of a target than I already am just existing

Then the second episode a bunch of Gen Z kids come in and it’s called “The one where they promised us a free Chappell Roan concert”