Jones!

T-minus three weeks until “why don’t women want to date them?”

The only thing I'm hesitant about is the timed events. I'm hoping it's like ACNH where they're yearly and just staggered to prevent time traveling. We'll see I suppose.

Anyway I played Pokopia for three hours. It's so good. It turns out combining Dragon Quest Builders with a franchise I actually care about rules.

It's OK, take your time Bulbasaur 😅

I hope TADC is still funny to the end. The whiplash of the comedy and the suffering is why it's great.

It's going to be so funny when the scene from the two teasers is a gag and not at all as ominous as the framing suggests.

Showtime.

Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

the only consistent funny thing about trump is how little he respects anyone in his orbit

So, uh, this is why I'll be at PAX East.

I'm giving the keynote!!

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

The Onion

I would kill a man for some Wendy's rn

(man who suddenly has an extra 400 dollars this week voice) i guess im buying pokopia

its fine. its fine! i rescheduled and next time ill be sure to talk to a real human being. im just so annoyed.

in case you need another reason to hate AI: i was made to confirm a dentist appointment through an AI robot. i called yesterday to do it, was told my appointment was confirmed, even got a TEXT at 6am being like 'hey! dentist today :>' only to find they gave my appt away because it wasnt confirmed

baby Cricket curled up on a pink soft sack chair that is entirely too large for her

hey. don't cry. cricket on a big fucking thing. ok?

I, too, think tens of thousands of people should go to prison because sometimes I smell something I don't like

Israel Epstein - Wikipedia

They’re calling him “the least Googleable man of all time”

Counter point they're all scary. The only one that wasn't was Sit Ubu Sit.

I wish I had thought of the idea of having kids Google stuff for two hours and charging 40,000 dollars. Their parents would be like “so they know more about different Five Nights at Freddy’s characters but not what World War 1 is” and I’d be like “yes thats the knowledge they’ll need for the future”

I don't have a favorite starter btw. not one im obsessed with or anything.

believed i was in a monogamous relationship with a bassist in a touring punk band

i tried this with ben franklin but he wouldnt stop asking about yoga pants and hentai

this is my favorite episode, so if you don't like it I'm legally allowed to kill you with a gun

I’m sorry I made a joke about the email writing toy that generates horrifying pictures of kids. I’ll try to be more considerate of your preferred workflow in the future, sir.

NOEM: I would disagree with the judge

CROCKETT: I'm sure you would, but can you tell me whether or not you have a law degree?

NOEM: A what?

CROCKETT: A law degree

NOEM: No I do no-

CROCKETT: Okay