Jones!

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:3

I had to

being dumb as hell must whip so much ass

yes and thank you for the excuse to share one of my all-time favorite tweets (from @longwall26.bsky.social)

Michael B. Jordan holding two Actor Awards

I didn't realize everyone who won for the ensemble cast got one and briefly thought they gave him two for winning Best Actor as a bit

people love to say "you should read conservative opinion pieces too" and every conservative opinion piece is like "corporations should have the right to vote but minorities shouldn't. source: I made it up"

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Let's fucking go

#Cisrsdnd

idk I feel like this Amy Rose design kind of missed the mark

It's crazy how this is the goal for like every person I know. If only we all had a fair living wage and healthcare, we could stop fantasizing about being each other's benefactors.

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I was so neutral on this game before the Presents and now I'm like. Do I? Need Pokopia??

I've seen enough. Clearly this experiment is working. It is time for a Michael C. Jordan.

all previous endless wars have been based off lies with no official off ramp or plan i think the iran war under trump is more notable because they’re admitting theres no plan less than 2 days in

I'm so delighted all the glitches in this game are still here.

i specifically requested this shift!!!!!!!

it's actually 4:45am because we open at 5

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a black and white typography edit that reads "i am making permanent choices because i want permanent changes." the text is in all caps and is printed over a opened case of tools. the image is textured with very small halftone dots

i ❣️ bodily autonomy

I didn't have any caffeine today to prepare for my schedule shift from nights to 5am but oh my god I am so fucking tired.

this is just ranked anuses

This is right. And people hate to hear it, but Joe Biden’s single most important task was to Trump-proof the US.

His task was to destroy the Republican Party to punish them for Trump, salt the earth over them, and implement big structural reforms to stop future R minority extremism.
And he failed.

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

Oh hell fucking yes!

I wish we had both in modern games. I love a little trainer battle!

The story McFucking Sucks because once again Pokemon wrote a character who definitely is the main character and it's not you! Hop is the protagonist!!! Just imagine how involved it would be if you were Hop and your brother was handling all this!