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Emerald0013 (Jesse) β­β­πŸ†

@emerald0013.bsky.social

Cascadian Cryptid. Born in the shadow of Tahoma. #EBFG

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Will, yes.

05.03.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the kind of cat that would herd me over to a couch, 'force' me (by kitty headbutts) to sit down, crawl onto me and demand all the pets and skritches, and pin me down for an hour or two.

05.03.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Boss Blocked.

05.03.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Crisp Bean Burritos aka "Bean Tubes" are my number 1 comfort fast food. No help on the burrito/soft taco nomenclature, sorry.

05.03.2026 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

taco time has an after hours menu where things are only $2-3 after 8pm & I think that’s beautiful. Good for her.

05.03.2026 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

You have my attention...

05.03.2026 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks Fab! (Just remember to duck through doorways!)

05.03.2026 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On advice of council, I am taking the 5th.

05.03.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I just called my US senators and told them to publicly call for Tim Sheehy to be expelled from the Senate for assaulting and apparently breaking the hand of a Marine today.

You can call your Senators, too.

Find them here: reps.fyi

04.03.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 762    πŸ” 343    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 7

oh... oh no... paging @amymebberson.bsky.social

04.03.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

04.03.2026 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Welcome back, Ben Dragavon! 🧀

As we look ahead to the 2026 season, we’re incredibly excited to announce that not only is Ben Dragavon back as Head of Goalkeeping but he is now First Assistant Coach as well!

04.03.2026 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sentona Games stole $24,000 worth of labor from this writer and now refuses to pay her what she's owed.

Ilja Immler and Andrea GlavačeviΔ‡ Jakubi are listed as the co-founders of Sentona Games.

Do not do work for Sentona Games. Do not do work with Ilja Immler or Andrea Jakubi.

04.03.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 188    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

World bad but bills due, so...

Next Tuesday, March 10th, is the release of BUTTERFLY EFFECTS, the fifteenth (!!) book in my InCryptid series of urban fantasy chaos adventures!

04.03.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 360    πŸ” 81    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 8

I am seeing from tech sources this is fake.

04.03.2026 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"NO COPPERHEADS" MEANS:

NO. FUCKING. COPPERHEADS.

04.03.2026 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 171    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Agree. I also saw a few D's that helped the R's in NC override the D Gov veto of an anti-trans bill are all losing their primaries tonight.

04.03.2026 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

remember Fark? it's still here and still heckin' useful.

04.03.2026 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
A stick figure is holding a calculator and a flask with the words, "Stand back, I'm going to try science" around him.

A stick figure is holding a calculator and a flask with the words, "Stand back, I'm going to try science" around him.

Science works!

03.03.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait until you run across his YouTube channel. Some of the stuff he posted from his Indy days is hilarious too.

03.03.2026 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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two men are standing next to each other counting money in a ring . Alt: Danhausen & Ethan Page holding stacks of money in their hands.

Now he gets to hang out with "Egon" again.

03.03.2026 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What’s happening (and not happening) in Iran.

03.03.2026 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 301    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

This would be a great idea... Currently I just reply "AI;dr"

03.03.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
View of a coastal area with a small orange rescue boat on the water and shoreline buildings.

View of a coastal area with a small orange rescue boat on the water and shoreline buildings.

Saturday morning, our #Puyallup deck crew quickly launched a rescue boat after spotting two people in trouble in rough water & strong winds near #Edmonds terminal. They brought the exhausted divers safely to shore and monitored them until emergency medical services arrived. (1/2)

03.03.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with a black shirt and silver jacket Alt: Tom Haverford, from the TV show Parks & Rec, in a shiny jacket saying, "Treat Yourself"
03.03.2026 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure we can needle them some more

02.03.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AI;dr

02.03.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So much of my troubles would just go away if Clip Studio Paint had CMYK support. πŸ˜‘

Hey, @ja.clipstudio.net , help a girl out here!

25.02.2026 08:47 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Pomeranian, possibly... but Kodiak Grizzly sized.

02.03.2026 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with glasses is sitting in a car next to a police officer and the word meow is on the screen . Alt: A scene from Super troopers. A man with glasses is sitting in a car next to a police officer you leans to the side and says "Meow"
02.03.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0