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Help, it's again. They/Them
In this post, "Sylvette" explores basic character writing. "God, this character is such a piece of shit. Ugh. I love him."
03.11.2025 04:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah? Yeah dude?
30.10.2025 04:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In this post, Sylvette has the right to remain silent, yet they use it to shitpost as much as possible.
23.10.2025 04:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In this post, Sy- Wait, What the fuck? It hasn't posted since I was last on. Fuck. This fucking sucks.
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[angry birds theme starts playing]
In this post, Sylvette clearly wants to live in a world where all they do is eat hot chip and shitpost. Who can blame it? We should all get paid for doing nothing.
08.10.2025 04:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0In this post, Sylvette is
08.10.2025 04:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0In this post, gay sex has experienced an error.
30.09.2025 03:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In this post, Sylvette makes an normal realization; However, Rotation is not what makes the seasons different between, for example, North America & Australia. It is the tilt of Earth's axis. The rotation of Earth is responsible for our Day-Night cycle.
21.09.2025 20:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In this post,
21.09.2025 19:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In this post , in b
18.08.2025 07:53 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0They call me the Thronedestroyer.
13.07.2025 15:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1bsky.app/profile/phil...
04.04.2025 05:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0dirrhea
04.04.2025 05:48 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0who wont me
28.03.2025 04:43 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0The humble toilet: Boy, I sure hope no one is trying to feed me like I have the diet of someone who can't chew their food in a nursing home
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01.04.2025 17:21 β π 561 π 249 π¬ 11 π 28In this post, Siffryn is confused because it is always invisible. Invisible people cannot be straight, and by being visible it is forced to be straight; thus sacrificing it's integrity as a fae. Fae can only be gay
01.04.2025 03:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0tgheuet bit
01.04.2025 03:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In this post, Siffryn explains that it shakes it's head after seeing bad things on their timeline incase someone was looking at their phone at the worst possible moment. If you ask me, It's an interesting conversation starter.
31.03.2025 03:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0living in this country is fuckin scary. but i refuse to be literally anyone but myself till the very end
27.03.2025 18:40 β π 62 π 12 π¬ 2 π 0In this post, You are an alcoholic
18.03.2025 18:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1In this post, True. True.
18.03.2025 18:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In this post: Gender, duh.
18.03.2025 14:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In this post, Yeah dude. That looks like an armadillo to me.
13.03.2025 04:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Put your Whole Pussy into Everything you do
04.03.2025 02:24 β π 5 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0:] th vocies
04.03.2025 18:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They never do. Typical children. I should have gotten an abition.
04.03.2025 18:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In this post, Siffryn spits straight facts. Howard Griffin is a well-known time traveller, and when he came to 2025 and met Siffryn, he was famously known for stating "This bitch needs some diabetus." and went back to 1954 after stealing a box of Cheerios from it's kitchen.
04.03.2025 18:24 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0
