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Used to be Anglo-French. Had my vote suppressed. Am now Franco-British...and European. Слава Україні! @cortomaltese-bis.bsky.social 🇫🇷 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 🇨🇦

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There is no cat 😉

03.11.2025 20:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Farage: epic grifter

27.10.2025 12:45 — 👍 7494    🔁 4156    💬 208    📌 384

Thank goodness for RDS ! 📻

26.10.2025 10:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Reminds me of a song by Ian Dury...

16.10.2025 19:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

aka "Château La Pompe" ... 😋

10.10.2025 19:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Et comme boisson, que souhaite madame ?" 🍷 🍺 🥤 🚰

10.10.2025 12:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Welcome back Alex.

We all missed you ...

10.10.2025 09:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

👏👏👏

10.10.2025 09:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Any show of force towards the US would immediately trigger a retaliation vis à vis Ukraine.

The EU is being wise in keeping its powder dry ...

09.10.2025 08:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"15 years ago, Polish workers came here to find opportunity. Now Poland is growing twice as fast as we are," says Kemi Badenoch.

Any ideas what may have happened in the interim?

08.10.2025 10:33 — 👍 4231    🔁 874    💬 232    📌 113

"Sorry but the cat ate my phone" 😃

08.10.2025 11:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You can literally hear the roar of the traffic and smell the exhaust fumes ... 😉

07.10.2025 12:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All 3 of the are from universities in a blue state (California).

Someone in Mar A Lago ain't gonna be happy ! 😅

PS : just love the grin on right hand guy's face ...

07.10.2025 11:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Johnson’s cull of MPs prepared to tell the truth about Brexit consigned the Tories to the absurdity & irrelevance they currently enjoy. The media’s pitiful complicity in & failure to explain this lets Farage move in to the vacated space despite embodying the stupidity & bigotry that did for them.

04.10.2025 14:43 — 👍 2380    🔁 532    💬 67    📌 18
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If you want to see Michelle Mone kicked out of the House of Lords and arrested until she pays the £232,000,000 she owes give this a RT.

If you want Rishi Sunak's involvement in the £14,900,000,000 PPE Fraud he covered up investigated, LIKE.

01.10.2025 18:40 — 👍 641    🔁 358    💬 22    📌 8
It's Hammer Time 🤣😂😆 ICE Melts Under Pressure!!!
YouTube video by The Tony Michaels Podcast It's Hammer Time 🤣😂😆 ICE Melts Under Pressure!!!

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www.youtube.com/shorts/t8hcu...

30.09.2025 10:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Try wearing a "chignon" and put it off for another month .... 😀

26.09.2025 08:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SWMBO prefers coat hangers without the 2 notches. Says it spoils her clothes. Wooden ones are impossible to find nowadays. Dunno why ....

26.09.2025 08:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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En direct, procès Sarkozy-Kadhafi : l’ex-président condamné à 5 ans de prison avec mandat de dépôt différé L’ex-chef de l’Etat a été reconnu coupable d’association de malfaiteurs entre 2005 et 2007 par le tribunal judiciaire de Paris, qui évoque des « faits d’une gravité exceptionnelle ».

Ex President Nicolas Sarkozy sentenced to five years in prison ...

www.lemonde.fr/societe/live...

25.09.2025 11:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This guy is such a scumbag.

Do not buy Dyson products.

20.09.2025 10:07 — 👍 1269    🔁 332    💬 131    📌 25
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😅

17.09.2025 07:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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😁

08.09.2025 19:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Europe must reach for the bazooka‚ or be humiliated - Euractiv Trump's swipe at EU digital laws is a threat to the very foundations of democratic governance: the rule of law, freedom from foreign interference, and the protection of our children in the digital age

"Trump’s swipe at EU digital laws is a threat to the very foundations of democratic governance: the rule of law, freedom from foreign interference, and the protection of our children in the digital age"

07.09.2025 06:08 — 👍 245    🔁 71    💬 6    📌 3
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On August 25 1944, after General Leclerc led the 🇫🇷 2nd armoured division into Paris, the French capital was liberated. There was no negotiation. Choltitz, the commander of the German garrison, surrendered

25.08.2025 08:58 — 👍 60    🔁 17    💬 0    📌 2

"Am at radiographer"

Nothing serious I hope ...

18.08.2025 07:00 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That goose in front of the butcher's shop looks happy ! 🍗

14.08.2025 09:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every year, during the holiday season, news reports on tv show employers wailing that they "just can get the staff" for x reasons.

Seasonal work in France has now become an employee's market.

If I were Junior I'd threaten to down tools and walk ...

13.08.2025 10:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Stewart Lee - It wasn't just racists who voted for brexit...
YouTube video by Errors Will Multiply Stewart Lee - It wasn't just racists who voted for brexit...

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv0X...

09.08.2025 12:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
European Union Admits They Played Trump To Get Trade Deal
YouTube video by Farron Balanced European Union Admits They Played Trump To Get Trade Deal

Nothing signed.

Nothing ratified .... 🤦

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUNp...

05.08.2025 07:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0