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A Nick Charles

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Real Seattle Private Eye. Former USAF SF, former fed, current rapscallion husband, & always an entertainer of a cocktail.

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And itโ€™s #BlackHockeyHistoryNight !!!

01.03.2026 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Jumbotron for Climate Pledge Arena: Seattle Kraken vs Vancouver Canucks hockey. Black Hockey History Night.

Jumbotron for Climate Pledge Arena: Seattle Kraken vs Vancouver Canucks hockey. Black Hockey History Night.

Date night! #LetsGoKraken

01.03.2026 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A big kudos to the truck on I-5 with the Arabic sticker on the back. Iโ€™m sure scaring all the sensitive white people.

For those of us veterans who had seen it day in day out while deployed and know: โ€œStopโ€. ๐Ÿ˜‚

01.03.2026 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is going to be a limited release for ECCC so after next weekend it won't be available for download. Get it while you can.

27.02.2026 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Scruffy little dog with wacky static electricity hair

Scruffy little dog with wacky static electricity hair

She likes to rub on the sofa blankets, which makes her static-y, and I laugh every time

28.02.2026 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh weโ€™ve gone full cray cray imperialism.

28.02.2026 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I purposefully failed out of Tech School Nav Computer Maintenance for B-2/B-1 because the B-1s were crashing and they were blaming ground crews. -and the base choices sucked.

Guess where I went into insteadโ€ฆ

28.02.2026 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a trench coat and tie is standing in front of trees in a park . Alt: a man in a trench coat and tie is standing in front of trees in a park. He opens his mouth and eyes grotesquely and points.

YOUUUUUU! (One of my friends was, too.)

Thanks for getting us out of voluntold activities. โ€œUhhh, I was at Dental!โ€

28.02.2026 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™d have to do your background investigation. No DOD USAF Secret ENTAC like you had -a real one. What was your AFSC?

28.02.2026 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€ฆtheyโ€ฆthey just show the OPSEC. The phones. The map. Screens. The curtain and wood roofing with bracers.

Weโ€™re not 24 hours in.

28.02.2026 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
28.02.2026 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A gray and white cat asleep in a chair.

A gray and white cat asleep in a chair.

Itโ€™s #Caturday. I got up for my third mug of coffee today (so weโ€™re atโ€ฆ128 oz?) and Torchy Blane here decided my chair is now hers.

28.02.2026 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I typed up the memes from a generator.

28.02.2026 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Twin Peaks tv show opening credits shot of a Pacific Northwest road, mountains, and trees with a sign โ€œWelcome to Twin Peaksโ€. Green words are superimposed on top: โ€œA โ€˜VERY SPECIALโ€™ EPISODEโ€.

Twin Peaks tv show opening credits shot of a Pacific Northwest road, mountains, and trees with a sign โ€œWelcome to Twin Peaksโ€. Green words are superimposed on top: โ€œA โ€˜VERY SPECIALโ€™ EPISODEโ€.

28.02.2026 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Twin Peaks tv show opening credits shot of a Pacific Northwest road, mountains, and trees with a sign โ€œWelcome to Twin Peaksโ€. Green words are superimposed on top: โ€œJUDY NEEDS TO โ€˜CLEAN HOUSEโ€™โ€.

Twin Peaks tv show opening credits shot of a Pacific Northwest road, mountains, and trees with a sign โ€œWelcome to Twin Peaksโ€. Green words are superimposed on top: โ€œJUDY NEEDS TO โ€˜CLEAN HOUSEโ€™โ€.

28.02.2026 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Twin Peaks tv show opening credits shot of a Pacific Northwest road, mountains, and trees with a sign โ€œWelcome to Twin Peaksโ€. Green words are superimposed on top: โ€œONE HELL OF A 2026, COOP.โ€

Twin Peaks tv show opening credits shot of a Pacific Northwest road, mountains, and trees with a sign โ€œWelcome to Twin Peaksโ€. Green words are superimposed on top: โ€œONE HELL OF A 2026, COOP.โ€

28.02.2026 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Twin Peaks tv show opening credits shot of a Pacific Northwest road, mountains, and trees with a sign โ€œWelcome to Twin Peaksโ€. Green words are superimposed on top: โ€œFUUUUUUUUUUUโ€.

Twin Peaks tv show opening credits shot of a Pacific Northwest road, mountains, and trees with a sign โ€œWelcome to Twin Peaksโ€. Green words are superimposed on top: โ€œFUUUUUUUUUUUโ€.

Hi. This is me bored and avoiding housework for 15 minutes. ๐Ÿงต

28.02.2026 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not just a Marxist Socialist Communist attack catโ€ฆ

An ORNCH Marxist Socialist Communist attack cat!

28.02.2026 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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waking up this morning like ๐Ÿคฉ

28.02.2026 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 167    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

As a former military member, former fed, and current PI, I was just curious and looked up what the Guinness World Record for the Honeypot Trap would have been.

No reason.

28.02.2026 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you, Sascha.

28.02.2026 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You want this and it is evident.

You and Jeffries are failing the American people.

28.02.2026 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s not a distraction when every single one of them are absolute horrors beyond the pale.

28.02.2026 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

German industry got into bed with the Nazis because the Nazis were anti-union and the Capitalists thought they could control Hitler. We know how that worked out for them.

All these AI companies built their products on stolen books but it doesn't seem like their CEOs have ever read one.

28.02.2026 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 69    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Jesus, it's true. apnews.com/article/mela...

28.02.2026 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 773    ๐Ÿ” 229    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

I remember being in Afghanistan in 2004 and sharing food/playing music* with the โ€œThird Country Nationalsโ€ and Afghanis. There were a couple Iranians and they were shocked I had wanted to go to Shiraz and visit Shฤh Chรฉrฤgh.

We all shared the same words together, too.

*they LOVED Dead Can Dance

28.02.2026 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This reminds me to make sure I have to restock my emergency bag, see that medications are all set, and liquor is secured better on the bar to prevent breakage. ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฅƒ

28.02.2026 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a hooded jacket is standing in front of a fire Alt: a man wearing a hooded jacket is standing in front of a fire in a steel barrel. He throws in pieces of papers looking solemnly. A train in the background slowly goes by behind him.

NY Rangers Fox with his contract after today:

28.02.2026 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also: Donโ€™t say/type certain violent rhetoric on social media or near electronic devices.

Iโ€™m imagining theyโ€™ll just use the โ€œweโ€™re at warโ€ and youโ€™re a traitor to further punish and hunt dissidents/political enemies.

-Would you put it past them to at this point?

28.02.2026 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a black and white photo of a man with the year 2021 on the bottom left Alt: A black and white video of a man in a white tuxedo (Humphrey Bogart) offering up his hands and saying, โ€œSorry.โ€ Casablanca).

I just needed to acknowledge it. Itโ€™s not Doom-ing whatever. Or it is and F you, I donโ€™t know. Iโ€™m just not seeing much changing anytime soon.

If it wasnโ€™t for my Nora maybe Iโ€™d just move and open up a saloon in another countryโ€ฆwho knows.

Back to your original programming of fun.

28.02.2026 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0